Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Phoebe Price's Cottage Cheese Thighs Made The Cover Of Star Magazine!
Holy chicken cutlets with parmesan sauce! Phoebe Price's cottage cheese thighs need their own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. They are famous than their glamorous owner! They have already made the cover of The National Enquirer and now they are on this week's cover of Star Magazine. PP's cheese thighs will be on Vogue's July cover. Trust this!
And Brit Brit has the best beach bod? In some cultures, maybe. Sarah Jessica Parker's beach body looks just like Mr. Burns' beach body. Wait, have they ever been in a room together?
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PP as guess who? I guess that even if they stated her name people would still say who? Still Hot Slut and red carpet regular.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on May 21, 2008 - 9:39pm.
My prob is her body is too large for her head.
Britney Spears has a stomach like a dude and her legs are too short for her long torso. She's hideous.
Go PP! She's slowly but surely taking over the world. Her pic is bigger and brighter than the other featured celebs.
Seriously. I love how they caption her pic with a "guess who?". People still won't know who the fuck she is after her identity is revealed.
Love ya Phoebe.
I cannot stand Angelina but I'm with her on the banning Brad's mom thing. Who in their right mind would want their mother-in-law in the room while they give birth?
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Yeah, about Shitters being on the cover as one of the best? Seriously, what are they smoking? If she's on there, so should I... in fact, I demand it!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
*GACK* Phoebe was just on French television (M6)- they introduced her as an "international jet-setter" and "top model"! It was a piece about stylists and their clients during the Cannes Film Festival. Yikes!
Even though Star magazine is the crappiest and worst of all the tabloids, i think they prob just put britney on the cover to make her feel better.
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Britney is one of the best beach bodies? Are you kidding me?
Note to self: Use Star Magazine to pick up cat hairballs as is absolutely useless for any other purpose. Except maybe to cover vomit splatters on sidewalk.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Star Magazine = lowest common denominator.
Star Magazine is featured in Satan's waiting room.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 10:28am.
aw! ♥♥ love it :)
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What kind of toilet paper is this "Star magazine"?
Shitney = best beach body?
while i do support the idea of physically handicapped employees, as a paper they should consider having at least one or two people in the editorial staff who are actually not BLIND.
I never noticed Kate Hudson has such a cute ass though. Damn, she looks good in that bikini!
Apparently "Star Magazine" didn't see all the pictures of Brit Brit in her bikini. That picture makes her look okay at best, but she's a fat ass.
She' a thick bitch and from the side -- her stomach looks NASTY!! WTF is wrong with Star Magazine?
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 9:49am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 10:43am.
Ok come over here ill oil you up!
*takes a stick of unsalted butter and screws it into your belly button like a light bulb into a socket while i drool on myslef and adjust my hard hat*
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Yes! Now in three hours I'll look just like a Butterball turkey!
Missy - Of COURSE, I've got daisies on my swimcap...there are even little ones on the chin strap!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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ubmitted by No Words on May 21, 2008 - 11:26am.
Britney Spears has "best beach bod" in what alternate universe? She looks like fat shit.
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ITA - all they're doing is encouraging her and Tara Reid (you just know she was pissed for losing the cover to PP)!
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Submitted by missy on May 21, 2008 - 6:24am.
xxyxz - your Spurs baby!! Ill root for them now until they meet my Celts.. then its ON baby!! ;)
tee hee hee. I hope they beat the Lakers!
Then it's on
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Go Spurs!
LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 9:29am.
Ohhhhhhhhhh
We got some Missy, some Bradiful, some Taco Moms, and some Miss Prisses up in here toooo!
Morning Ladies!
How are your beach bods this morning?
Imm oiling up my back flaps to go sun bathing!
- I never go to the beach without full make up, hair done and my spritzer bottle filled with photoshop and Hawaiian Tropic , SPF 15 of course.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Britney Spears has "best beach bod" in what alternate universe? She looks like fat shit.
Give me a break! Seems like they missed the bunches of pictures where Shitney has her gut hanging everywhere. She doesn't have the best beach body, what are they playing at?. Brad's picture must be old because he also has a flabby gut.
Anyway, I agree on Jennifer Aniston. She has a really nice body. I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker looked that fucked up. Yuck. Anyway, Angelina Jolie is a lucky bitch since she seldom wears a bikini. If she did, she would have to give some company to Sarah Jessica Parker and Nicole Richie in the super ugly body department.
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libby you are awesome
Reese and I seem to have the same problem. She looked great after her first, pretty much keeping the same body, but after the second--not so much. I'm glad that you're saying that she looks good because I look like her (but taller) and I feel extremely bad about my body. Kudos to Reese for wearing a bikini. I would and could not. And I am a size 8-10 also, but before the second baby I was a 0-2. Some days I really feel like ending it all the easy way.....
I'm irritated that Britney is considered one of the "best" also. She's average at the VERY best.
Britney is on the BEST list? Come ON! She has cellulite and a belly. What is fabulous about THAT?!
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
She is hot ,but just leave her alone, I saw she is dating on " millionaireloves.c o m" with a millionaire , seems that she want to start a new ralationship and get over the past!
Denise Richards has let her body got to hell.
Jennifer Aniston has an amazing body. Hers is the best hands down. Shitney the best?? Yeeeaaaahhhh
*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*
hahahahahhaaa LoLo ♥
your mom ate: dont forget to fasten the strap on your swimcap!! I hope you brought the one with plastic daisies on it.
(your avie: ive been reading peanuts comic books at night lately and LOVING them! ♥♥ (Linus is the wise one... )
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I think Reese looks great. Curvy and healthy.
She said herself that she KILLED herself with workouts for that short little bikini scene in "Legally Blonde."
Reese and Brit have both had two kids. Reese is a few years older, but the MAIN difference between the two is that Brit has been sucked and vacuum-sculpted to within an inch of her life!
Reese made a comment that she won't be showing a lot of skin on-screen in the future, because it requires too much "work." Yes, work. Not lipo.
I would take Reese's body over too-skinny SJP any day.
Before anyone accuses me of a skewed eye because I'm a fatty, I'm actually a size 8, thank you. "plus size" according to Tyra, though.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 10:43am.
Ok come over here ill oil you up!
*takes a stick of unsalted butter and screws it into your belly button like a light bulb into a socket while i drool on myslef and adjust my hard hat*
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Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 9:29am.
Ohhhhhhhhhh
We got some Missy, some Bradiful, some Taco Moms, and some Miss Prisses up in here toooo!
Morning Ladies!
How are your beach bods this morning?
Imm oiling up my back flaps to go sun bathing!
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Hey LoLo! I've already taken off my mom jeans to reveal my boy-cut 1-piece bathing suit and I've got my swimming cap, so now I just need to butter the rolls on my stomach. Will you put sunblock on my backflaps, please?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
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you're finally famous for something PP!!LMAO
I hate these issues in Star...they always contradict themselves the following week, bu putting the same people in the "Stars with No Cellulite" Issue.
No Mariah? lol
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Ohhhhhhhhhh
We got some Missy, some Bradiful, some Taco Moms, and some Miss Prisses up in here toooo!
Morning Ladies!
How are your beach bods this morning?
Imm oiling up my back flaps to go sun bathing!
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Hey, SJP--my grandma called...she wants her body back!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
xxyxz - your Spurs baby!! Ill root for them now until they meet my Celts.. then its ON baby!! ;)
ONT: If Brit Brit has the "best" body, then I just dont know which way is up anymore.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Miss Priss on May 21, 2008 - 9:19am.
I can't wait for the next PP post. You know she's going to be holding this magazine up with one hand, while hiking up her skirt with the other hand, showing the paps she has "smooth" legs. LOL
- Posed in front of someone else's Rolls Royce parked in front of The Ivy. Location, location, location.
I'm over these summer bod cover wars.
When Skeletina shows up in a bikini though, that would be uh, interesting.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 21, 2008 - 6:19am.
Is My Little Pony too cheap to buy a bathing suit? WTF is she wearing underwear on the beach?
barfs* OMG... you're right
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Go Spurs!
What the fuck is going on with Kate's bottom? Her ass is eating her shorts.
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Is My Little Pony too cheap to buy a bathing suit? WTF is she wearing underwear on the beach?
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
I can't wait for the next PP post. You know she's going to be holding this magazine up with one hand, while hiking up her skirt with the other hand, showing the paps she has "smooth" legs. LOL
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NotSoAnon.. Definitely the Best bod. No doubt about it.. Those shapely boobies done it in for me! i pretended my hubby had those last night. Best Sex EVER! Except in my imagination, he had way more creepy red sores! mmmmmm *licks lips*
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Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 6:15am.
_Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 10:13am.
You gotta be careful with that Okie now... she will sneak up on ya and wack ya with a boobie.
Run away like nothing happend.
Your left just sitting there alone with a bruise shaped like a nipple on your face.
People start asking questions...
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I keep her in check.. I just can't stop her from whoring arond here on dlisted...
Pfft!
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Go Spurs!
@ LoLo. *points @ nipple shaped bruise* *whistles in air* I didn't do it! *backs away slowly*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 9:53am.
NotSoAnon.. congrats on the Caption this..
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Thanks! I'm confident that pic will be included in the "55 Best and Worst Beach Bodies!"
_Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 10:13am.
You gotta be careful with that Okie now... she will sneak up on ya and wack ya with a boobie.
Run away like nothing happend.
Your left just sitting there alone with a bruise shaped like a nipple on your face.
People start asking questions...
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Jen has a better body than most 21 year olds. Angelina does have a beautiful face, but her body is no wonderland. More like wonderwhathappened to her ass?
Xxyxz.. Yes, our Plan *rubs hands together* Muahahaha! *looks inside tapped up box* its all there... just waiting!! *gives evil look over shoulder*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
LoLo
lolz
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Go Spurs!
Yay for Phoebe. Our Phoebe of Cellulite.