Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Want A Picture With Mayer? It Will Cost You $10!
John Mayer was shopping at a camera store in Los Angeles yesterday when a fan asked him for a picture. Mayer agreed to pose with her for $10. The fan agreed and paid him. $10 for just a picture?! Eff that! If I'm paying $10, I also want a nip and prostate tingle. Hopefully, he's using the $10 to fix that 80s "don't ask, don't tell" haircut.
Fuck! It's like the word "douche" was just invented for him. Even Mickey Mouse is pointing at him and saying, "Ha ha! Look at that douche!" That being said, I'd let him give me a nip and prostate tingle for free. Ok, I'd pay him $20. Ok, I'd pay him $20 and throw in a chicken and biscuit dinner.
Below is video from Hollywood.tv of Major Douche charging a fan $10 for a picture with him:
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 8:50am.
I'd pay him $10 to shave his head with a cheese grater whilst he chews a big wad of tin foil. Uber douche motherfucker.
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Haha...hopefully he's got metal fillings in his teeth.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by MJF on May 21, 2008 - 9:27am.
I agree. If I was his "fan" (which I would never be) I would tell that rich douche to shove it and that me buying his albums was paying for his douche lifestyle. Then I would probably smack him with my camera, tell him that he lost a fan and walk away.
Douche.
At least PP wouldn't do that. LOL
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
I'd pay him $10 to shave his head with a cheese grater whilst he chews a big wad of tin foil. Uber douche motherfucker.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 21, 2008 - 8:34am.
Just waiting for him to blog about it and tell everybody how it was a joke and the cameras stopped rolling BEFORE he gave the money back. Idiot.
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True dat. He will go for that one or perhaps he'll say he never thought the fan would actually pay him but that once he saw the fan was willing to do so, he just went along with the "joke". Douche!
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chris1984 STFU. Not that you're reading this, you're too busy spamming every damned post today.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I agree with those who stated that he was probably just telling the fan to "fuck off" in a not-so-obvious way. I wouldn't have asked for his autograph in the first place but if I did and he replied "That'll be ten dollars" I would have told him to "fuck off".
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Like when he used to semi-cool and funny to me. Blah!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
SURE, i just downloaded his hot photos from ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++it is a hot community for black and white people to meet for sharing.
YMAtT,
"I'd pay $10 too see him don a leather bomber jacket and sing "Hold On to the Night.""
Holy Shiat, that's funny!!!!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
" fix that 80s "don't ask, don't tell" haircut. "
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I can't stop laughing, god that is funny. This guy is no one and big nothing in music. Always has been and always will be.
I would have told him to fuck off, but I'd never have asked in the first place.
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His way of saying "I'd rather not, I'm shopping right now" and she didn't get the hint.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 21, 2008 - 6:31am.
Let's see... if he's buying a camera, can a sex tape be far behind?
heehee. He can sell it!
I'd pay $10 too see him don a leather bomber jacket and sing "Hold On to the Night."
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Just waiting for him to blog about it and tell everybody how it was a joke and the cameras stopped rolling BEFORE he gave the money back. Idiot.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
John bought some VO5 and palm brush with his $10.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
I agree the fan is way more STOOPID
He probably charges all his little girlfriends when the paps photograph them together. He's prob made a couple grand off Maniston.
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http://www.intimatemingle.com
He's a big star. I am his big fan. I saw him dating on a FREE & HOT dating site called '' ~~~++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++ ~~~ ''. Seems he is hooking up with a hottie. The girl is from California. Very soft and sexy.
Clearly a joke, everyone.
Let's see... if he's buying a camera, can a sex tape be far behind?
Wonder if he will have a co-star?
Once he said ten dollars I would of said no thanks and left. The fan is the bigger douche.
He thinks he's so hot. Which he could be, but his cocky attitude kills it for me. Plus his music is gay
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I would have asked for a receipt to claim it as a charitable donation on my taxes.
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Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
I loathe how he thinks he's funny, but isn't.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Sure, he's a douche for charging but that fan is STOOPID for paying it.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
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Pathetic....
...and I really hate it when sissy-boys try to macho up by tattooing the shit out of their gangley little spaghetti limbs. It looks dumb.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I'm going to contact the IRS to make sure they know he's making money on the side.
We wouldn't want a Wesley Snipes situation to happen upon Douchey, now would we?
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LOLOLOL!!!!!! @ no one caring he's on the premises :-) luvin it!! And he doesn't realize it... well maybe now... that he got clowned by a chick :-)
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ITS SUMMERTIME OH YEAH, HELL YEAH! IM SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND UMBRELLA AND SHIT!! - typical fan
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I think the fan may just be the bigger douche for actually PAYING him the $10!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Who the HELL do he think he is?! What an obnoxious prick.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
And he looks cute here
*runs away gagging*
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
He did his time. He is so young and talent. My friends on ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++love him very much. It is a niche interracial dating service
Ah, Aniston got herself another winner.
Boooo
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What a douche!!!
I wouldn't pay him a fucking dime. His fans made him rich by buying his music, and is still demanding more money for a fucking picture?
MK, I don't like jokes either...
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Oh thank GAWD he finally got that mop cut.
Much better, but still a douchebag.
I wonder if Manny made him cut it. LMAO
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