Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Want A Picture With Mayer? It Will Cost You $10!
John Mayer was shopping at a camera store in Los Angeles yesterday when a fan asked him for a picture. Mayer agreed to pose with her for $10. The fan agreed and paid him. $10 for just a picture?! Eff that! If I'm paying $10, I also want a nip and prostate tingle. Hopefully, he's using the $10 to fix that 80s "don't ask, don't tell" haircut.
Fuck! It's like the word "douche" was just invented for him. Even Mickey Mouse is pointing at him and saying, "Ha ha! Look at that douche!" That being said, I'd let him give me a nip and prostate tingle for free. Ok, I'd pay him $20. Ok, I'd pay him $20 and throw in a chicken and biscuit dinner.
Below is video from Hollywood.tv of Major Douche charging a fan $10 for a picture with him:
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xx - aw SHUCKS yur makin me blush! thanks mama♥♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 21, 2008 - 11:57am.
HEY!... i have NEVER worn mom jeans!!... well, that one time... but i was REALLY drunk!!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
your mom - SUPER creepy
most of the trolls are..
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
as are you Missy
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Does anyone else notice beigebaby's creepiness factor? I dunno. Maybe it's just me and the fact that the bitch tried to stalk me on here until she got a warning from a mod.
Her personality reminds me of my ex-boyfriend's. He's a sociopath.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
peekin in here... its funny to me about these trolls always calling dlisters fat/ugly/old/whatever... you may think people who post on some blog are fat ugly losers or whatever, but every dlist bitch who I find on myspace is HOT, TALENTED, CREATIVE, and BEAUTIFUL
Seriously, everytime I see one your you bitches' photos, Im like "shiiiiit, she is HOT!"
:)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 10:48am.
That guy from Bread is a gossip mouth. The Styx drummer made him PROMISE not to tell no body about how Dan Fogleberg wouldnt fuck Beige Baby with Dan Foglebergs pee pee unit, but that whore told every roadie on the tour bus.....BACK IN 1979!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, what do you expect from a member of Bread, for crying out loud!?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
WTF?
Why the Skybitch hate?
Um, she's not over weight nor is she a mess.
Oh but of course all of us are still Mom jean wearing, fat butts, with ass flaps that could level the Empire State building in one fart. pffft...
And, btw, PSL, HWAT HWORE!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Miss Priss on May 21, 2008 - 6:31am.
He thinks he's so hot. Which he could be, but his cocky attitude kills it for me. Plus his music is gay
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Limp Dick Music
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
PSL -- no problemo, senorita.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
BeigeBaby, I admit no such thing.
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 11:50am.
Then you do admit that skybitch is a big overweight mess...
Im going to stalk your my space cats if you dont cut it out lady!
Jesus did you just fart? Nasty!
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 11:51am.
Skybitch is HWAT!
*raising hand* gotta agree
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
_Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 11:49am
FOGERTY!
Yes that is CCR man.
He never did seem like a real butt hole to me.
Glad to hear he wasnt a lint licker!
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PSL
It's okay.
*pours glass of milk*
KIDDING
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Go Spurs!
Skybitch is HWAT!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Then you do admit that skybitch is a big overweight mess...
xxyz!
SO SORRY! Did not mean to overlook you!
thanks babe!
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Who doesnt like CCR? There ia a Bad Moon Rising hookers!
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I met John Fogerty 2 years ago- very, very nice man, and a Responsible Parent!
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 7:47am.
Guys, I love that Beige Baby has not said ONE nice thing EVER on this site, but we are the fat, ugly haters.
Thanks for pitching in ESE, Lolo and YourMom.....
*ahem*
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 7:38am.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 7:30am.
Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!
PSL and Skybitch are my bitches. :p
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 11:43am.
That guy from Bread is a gossip mouth. The Styx drummer made him PROMISE not to tell no body about how Dan Fogleberg wouldnt fuck Beige Baby with Dan Foglebergs pee pee unit, but that whore told every roadie on the tour bus.....BACK IN 1979!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who doesnt like CCR? There ia a Bad Moon Rising hookers!
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Guys, I love that Beige Baby has not said ONE nice thing EVER on this site, but we are the fat, ugly haters.
Thanks for pitching in ESE, Lolo and YourMom.....
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 10:40am.
_Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 11:26am.
Dan Fogleberg wouldnt fuck you with Dan Foglebergs dick.
Thats what the guy from REO Speedwagon told me.
He heard THAT from the dude from Bread.
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I hear the dude from Bread heard it from that guy from Styx! Talk about hot gossip!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Better stay way from Beige Baby's myspace cats!
STOP LOOKING AT HER PUSSIES!
Jelly sandwiches for all you haters!
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_Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 11:26am.
Dan Fogleberg wouldnt fuck you with Dan Foglebergs dick.
Thats what the guy from REO Speedwagon told me.
He heard THAT from the dude from Bread.
????????????
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He probably has talented fingers. I'd do him. I wouldn't pay him.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 7:30am.
Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!
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Why not follow your own advice, creepy bitch?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 11:30am.
huh?
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 8:30am.
Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!
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I'M mean and a hater? riiiiiiiiiiiight
You obviously haven't found my myspace, since you are calling me ugly.
All I did was ask "What?"
No insults. Keep yours to yourself dear. Please.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 7:30am.
Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!
PSL and Skybitch are my bitches. :p
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 11:26am.
I wanna run down the halls of my high school...Anyone who was ever a fan of his music was such a loser & liked Dan Folgleberg, too.
And let's not forget that whiner Jackson Browne.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
I really like Johns new haircut. It makes him look tough, even though he is a softy. I love his sense of humor. He was just kidding about the $10 thing.
I wanna run down the halls of my high school...Anyone who was ever a fan of his music was such a loser & liked Dan Folgleberg, too.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 8:20am.
jennifer can't get a real man. Her 'passions' are shopping.
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what?
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
I'll go twenty if he let's me put a shotgun in his mouth and another ten if I can pull the trigger. I'll make it worth his while. That's just the way I am.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
jennifer can't get a real man. Her 'passions' are shopping.
I would have laughed in his face and walked away. His music is terrible...I'm surprised he even has any fans. His new song makes me want to poke myself in the eye with a rusty fork. It is seriously a form of torture.
considering how much $$$ he has, that is disgusting.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
this video sucks. he actually seems down to earth, friendly and appears to have found humor in all the hoopla surrounding himself. He takes himself lightly. He was joking about the $10 you can tell. Plus , I didn't see any exchange of money. Poor John is now gonna get hammered by everyone just b/c he's dating Jen. They seem cute together - people are sad.
"...Even Mickey Mouse is pointing at him and saying, 'Ha ha! Look at that douche!'..."
True dat.
Thanks, MK!
Miss Priss on May 21, 2008 - 9:20am.
Hi Hobag!
♥♥♥ xxx ooo
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 21, 2008 - 7:11am.
OK, thanks. Because a lot of things confuse me. Wait, that's sort of senior-related, right?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 21, 2008 - 10:18am.
Ten bucks? Shit, I can buy 3 gallons of gas and run him over for that and then take a picture of him, totally worth it.
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Hi BB ♥
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Rollin' with the homies
Ten bucks? Shit, I can buy 3 gallons of gas and run him over for that and then take a picture of him, totally worth it.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Okay guys I would totally pay the $10. Because that means I could get close enough to punch him afterwards, and for me, that would be worth it.
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The questions can be ANYTHING.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 21, 2008 - 7:06am.
Looks funny. Do the questions need to be senior-related?
Must be bitter sweet to be famous... Like being seen in public with a beautiful, sexy woman but knowing she's really bad in bed.
Mabel's advice column is up and running on myspace!!
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
He is handsome , I love him so much, I saw he is dating on a hot site " millionaireloves.c o m",not sure what kind of ralationship he is looking for! Anyway hope he will find the one!