Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Want A Picture With Mayer? It Will Cost You $10!
John Mayer was shopping at a camera store in Los Angeles yesterday when a fan asked him for a picture. Mayer agreed to pose with her for $10. The fan agreed and paid him. $10 for just a picture?! Eff that! If I'm paying $10, I also want a nip and prostate tingle. Hopefully, he's using the $10 to fix that 80s "don't ask, don't tell" haircut.
Fuck! It's like the word "douche" was just invented for him. Even Mickey Mouse is pointing at him and saying, "Ha ha! Look at that douche!" That being said, I'd let him give me a nip and prostate tingle for free. Ok, I'd pay him $20. Ok, I'd pay him $20 and throw in a chicken and biscuit dinner.
Below is video from Hollywood.tv of Major Douche charging a fan $10 for a picture with him:
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Oh, Your Mom, how gullable are you? There is NO moderater! I just said that so you would shut up. If there really was a mod on here, don't you think that the spam would be deleted? & S**Bitch was stalking me on here, following me from post to post, demanding I answer a question. Can you imagine? I thought, she is just like one of those kids in school who would be up my ass cause they were everything I was not. Light eyed, blond, cute. Sure enough, her MySpace revealed her to be one of them. For the record, I want to come back as a fat Latina...and I won $50 from another DLister on here when I predicted who she was.
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If I was gullible I'd believe all this ca-ca you just spewed out.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
*huh*
dazed and cornfused
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Go Spurs!
_Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 1:01pm.
You dont know it, but i so just tea bagged you.
*bloop*
Listen slut, ae you gonna shut up and give me a blumpkin or what?
My ass doesnt have all god damn day!
And stop farting up in here!
*bloop* *bloop*
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YourMom.. bwahahah.. Sharing is Caring.. I seen that on Best of Paradise Island.. And then they fought over it cause no one wanted to share, and this is not Caring..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
xx - and dont you fahget it neithah!!!! :D
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 11:50am.
*licks cherry syrup off Oklahoma*
I don't share my Okie w/anybody..
Except Kizzy and LoLo...and sometimes Your Mom Ate..
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Sharing is caring.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Kizzy.. One hand, and your teef.. And make sure you leave marks this time!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 12:46pm.
*walks backward w/ ass pushing out* Now SQUEEZE!
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Do you want it with both hands, or just one this time??? LMAO
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Missy
you don't count! you are the P.I.M.P up in here....
we have to ask you first!
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Go Spurs!
This is turning into 2 girls, one BIG Cleavage.. A fairy tale dream.. *sits back* *adjusts hidden video camera* LOL
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 12:46pm
Such is the burden of an ass that hot, you have to tolerate us mere mortals constantly stroking that ass.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 11:50am.
*licks cherry syrup off Oklahoma*
I don't share my Okie w/anybody..
Except Kizzy and LoLo...and sometimes Your Mom Ate..
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*AHEM*
*buries face in okie's cleavage*
WHO'S OKIE??? HMMMM??????
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*licks cherry syrup off Oklahoma*
I don't share my Okie w/anybody..
Except Kizzy and LoLo...and sometimes Your Mom Ate..
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Xxyxz.. Oh in that case *unbuttons shirt* Oops, did that cherry syrup just drip down my chest.. *giggles*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
On JJ it said the guy is a razzi that paid the money for the pic. it was all a joke
This ass of mine is getting more action then Anderson Cooper in a pantsless gym in Chelsea on Yoga Tuesdays!
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OKlahoma
'Kewl
I sent it today!
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Go Spurs!
*walks backward w/ ass pushing out* Now SQUEEZE!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Sweetas on May 21, 2008 - 11:07am.
Um, DListed bitches are hot. Sorry trolls, those are the facts.
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Word. *bend and snap*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
xx.. tomorrow
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
k everyone, I am going to run stairs now, and work on MY ass.
lol
see you in a couple of hours....
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Kizzy
LOL... aww . Now lets jump her! er. him?
waiting for oklaHOma to come and pet the ASS
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Go Spurs!
*Pushes through crowd*
Hey, hey! I want some ass action, too!
*feels LoLo's ass* Ooh! Very supple!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
You can use the poop to grow flowers!
What about shrooms?
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 12:38pm
Pardon me, doll, let me step away from the hotness that is that ass, so you can experience it's silky texture for yourself.....
Would never want to deprive a sister the opportunity to cop a feel.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
HA HA HA!
My ass brings all the boys to the yard.
Seriously. Donkey is the eco friendliest
way to transport male whores these days.
You can use the poop to grow flowers!
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*pushes Kizzy out of the way*
me next.
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 12:34pm.
What a silky ass! I have never felt an ass that hot and silky before! That is a truly amazing ass!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Touch my ass
toooouuuuuuch it!
Pet Lolo's ass.
ha ha ha what?
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ooooh Lolo...
I am an ass and leg person, so your avie turns me on.....
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
*whistles at LoLo's ass*
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Your ass is the hottest ass on the blog.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
HEY WAIT A SECOND!
Im not hot?????
CANT YOU SEE THT HOT ASS OF MINE IN MY AVIE????
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_Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 12:18pm
Hey I know what you are saying.
*Plays War's, Why Cant We Be Friends, ashes my doobie on key board and flips off bird on fire escape*
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Thanks Sheeps...just for that, I'll have do something nice for you....lol
You're a pretty cute livestock specimen yourself, man.
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 12:09pm.
She says she is an old poster.
I think she meant to say odd.
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Only because she's too lazy to type out "freak of a different nature."
I mostly ignore it, too, but when someone personally attacks someone who has been nothing but nice on here, not just to me, but everyone, that just chaps my ass.
I'D RATHER WEAR MOM JEANS THAN LINDSAY LEGGINGS.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 9:09am.
WHY does it matter what ANY poster here looks like?? We are not "stars" or entertainers putting ourselves in front of the general public to be judged, we are people commenting on a gossip blog.
Great point. I watch pro sports and judge the athletes all the time, yet there's no way I could do what they do. Oh, and SB and PSL are hot. I'd say the same about NitWitty but she'd kill me (again).
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Nothin' but love and Samoas here baby!!
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*in best Homer Simpson impression*
Aaaaaaaagggggghhhhhh...samoas...*drool*
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Does anyone else notice beigebaby's creepiness factor?
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For REALS. Who bothers to look at someone's myspace, and then goes to a blog with the express intent of saying they're ugly? What normal person invests that much in it? Bizarre...
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I know! It's like, if you really wanna do that, why not do it to somebody more deserving, such as Cody Bass?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Nothin' but love and Samoas here baby!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 12:09pm.
She says she is an old poster.
I think she meant to say odd.
I dont put much thought into Beige...but i see others say it too. Mom pants is a running joke and all, but i really think people go that route when they cant think of anything else funny to say.
Some people are just well um, dumb asses.
Shit, maybe she is just drunk?
Just dont stalk her myspace cats.
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Hey guys, just want to clear something up....I in no way think I am "super hot" or anything....I was just trying to combat the douchiness of Beigebay's post.
No arrogance here.....just to clarify.
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Does anyone else notice beigebaby's creepiness factor?
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For REALS. Who bothers to look at someone's myspace, and then goes to a blog with the express intent of saying they're ugly? What normal person invests that much in it? Bizarre...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 11:09am.
very true. sometimes I dont like when I know what someone looks like.. its like "aw, but I always thought you were a cute little doggie, youre actually a regular woman :( " hahaha
no, it doenst matter, but I am usually really blown away by how pretty the people behind the avies are :)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 11:09am.
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Amen, sista! High five on the flip side, my Girl Scout Cookie abducting co-conspirator!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I have a question: WHY does it matter what ANY poster here looks like?? We are not "stars" or entertainers putting ourselves in front of the general public to be judged, we are people commenting on a gossip blog.
SkyBitch has always been nice to me, and very funny. I have not seen her myspace, nor anyone else's, so I have no idea what she looks like. I certainly don't care if she LOOKS like Shrek the Ogre, at least she doesn't BEHAVE like a TROLL!!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Um, DListed bitches are hot. Sorry trolls, those are the facts.
Thanks though for taking time out of your fabulous lives to come to our blog and school our fat, jelluz, mom-jean wearin h8rade sluggin asses. We know how precious your time is. *snort*
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 11:01am.
HEY!... i have NEVER worn mom jeans!!... well, that one time... but i was REALLY drunk!!
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Good grief! LMFAO!!!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
LOL missy...
I never had a chance to post my fugly mug on myspace
*cries*
I miss myspace
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Go Spurs!
Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:00pm.
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Yup. Shit disturber extrordinaire.
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But then again, what do I know?