Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Want A Picture With Mayer? It Will Cost You $10!
John Mayer was shopping at a camera store in Los Angeles yesterday when a fan asked him for a picture. Mayer agreed to pose with her for $10. The fan agreed and paid him. $10 for just a picture?! Eff that! If I'm paying $10, I also want a nip and prostate tingle. Hopefully, he's using the $10 to fix that 80s "don't ask, don't tell" haircut.
Fuck! It's like the word "douche" was just invented for him. Even Mickey Mouse is pointing at him and saying, "Ha ha! Look at that douche!" That being said, I'd let him give me a nip and prostate tingle for free. Ok, I'd pay him $20. Ok, I'd pay him $20 and throw in a chicken and biscuit dinner.
Below is video from Hollywood.tv of Major Douche charging a fan $10 for a picture with him:
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Awwwwww day-ummmm
That was bootiefull!
OH lard! Im sorry i think that myspace cat shit is the funniest shit in the world!
That and the Sue Simmons Tape!
"What the FUCK are you doing to my MySpace cats Chuck?"
We all kno why Sue said that now! Some bitch was messing with her My Space cats!
*dies laughing*
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LoLo
LMFAO. Wow. I've stalked all you ms whores
but I wouldn't talk crap about your cats! That is WRONG. for-realz. I would be mad too!
But I've seen skybitch on her ms. HWAT... really
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Go Spurs!
Oh shit, a MySpace cat stalker is on the loose?
*frantically deleting my cat pics*
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 1:28pm.
xxyxz
Beige accuse a person of stalking her cats on her myspace page. She accused LA.
Of Stalking.
Her. Cats. ON MYSPACE!
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There is an institution short one patient, I believe.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by dv8trix on May 21, 2008 - 1:27pm.
sorry, dahlin', both mine are of the girly persuasion.... hey, wait.... the "husky" one could wear mom jeans, right?!?!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Odd as a cod...
***Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 12:24pm.***
I didn't get that either. You know what I look like. I'm neither blonde nor Latina, so I have no clue what it was rambling about there. Besides, my MySpace is set to private.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 1:27pm.
as long as somone is dealing with the litterbox situation, have at it!!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Oh GWAD!
LoLo is getting wound up about the cat stalker again! Take cover!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Good Afternooners, Kids! I see ResidentEvil II has reared it's lonely head around here...and that there is an absolutely AMAZING ASS floating in the avies of life!
**Singing in best choir voice, just like it was Sunday Somewhere and I wasn't from Hell**
Amazing Ass! how sweet the bray,
that saved a cat like me!
I once was lost but now am found,
was blind but now I see.
'Twas ass that taught my heart to fear,
and ass my fears relieved;
how precious did that ass appear
the hour I first believed!
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TEAM FRITO!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Okay Really now..
who the fuck is this "cat stalker" from myspace?
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For reals. Do I need to put Moose in the witness protection program?
OnT: I'm not thinking Mayer is really packing. I saw the Borat swimsuit pics, and thought 'eh, maybe', but then I saw Carlos Mencia's brother wear one on his show, and it looked about the same.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
xxyxz
Beige accuse a person of stalking her cats on her myspace page. She accused LA.
Of Stalking.
Her. Cats. ON MYSPACE!
I thought it was a joke, and was waiting for her to say a cat either looked like or was name Angie.
But no. It wasnt a joke.
She thinks people make fun of her cats on myspace.
She said shewas making mean comments about her choices in music and cats.
I nearly wet myself at that. Then i wrote a short story about cats that stalk you in the burbs.
I won second prize!
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 12:24pm.
"Sure enough, her MySpace revealed her to be one of them. For the record, I want to come back as a fat Latina..."
*scratches head*
what am I missing>?
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the genetics to make you mentally unstable
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 1:22pm.
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Was it the "hefty" one? 'Cause my gay cat son is into "bears"...
ESE,
Them's some smart cats.
Can I borrow some almond roca from the litter pan?
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 9:25am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Okay Really now..
who the fuck is this "cat stalker" from myspace?
i admit it... it was one of my cats that cracked my password and went on a rampage looking for a date
ohh. Well tell your pussy that I will punish her later
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Okay Really now..
who the fuck is this "cat stalker" from myspace?
i admit it... it was one of my cats that cracked my password and went on a rampage looking for a date
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
"Sure enough, her MySpace revealed her to be one of them. For the record, I want to come back as a fat Latina..."
*scratches head*
what am I missing>?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
xx, IMO, a delusion...kinda like the one where BBooby has a "friend" on DL
Okay Really now..
who the fuck is this "cat stalker" from myspace?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
SWEETAS ALL THAT LOVE RIGHT BACK AT CHA BABY :)
LoLo, the tree idea is fabulous. I can sit forever under a tree.. especially if it was one that grew in POOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Actually Kizzy, Sky stalked me, but then we became lovers so now it's all good.
*stuffs Sky's panties back in my mouth*
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Well, yeah, that works fine, when you stalk with love, and sexy time.
Confession: I'm in love with LoLo's ass...I stroked it, and fell in love...that is the hottest ass I have ever seen.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ESE, love!
I guess you are right. It's hard to find mom jeans that fit over a toilet seat.
*clinks glass*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
*MUAH* to Sweetas, dv8, xxyxz, Lolo, Your Mom et al.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Sky! RAWR! NOW the orgeeeee can begin!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Yay! Poo talk! *pulls up a comfy toilet seat*
you're gonna have to get UP to come get your drink from time to time.... don't want you ending up fused to the seat!!LOL!
hi, trip-D!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
I'm a smidge weirded-out that the budding "afternoon delight" thread turned into poo....
At least I know POO to blame *begins stalking cats*
***Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Actually Kizzy, Sky stalked me, but then we became lovers so now it's all good.
*stuffs Sky's panties back in my mouth*
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I knew you wanted it, baby! *pinches ass*
BTW, I'm about as blonde as MK. Nice try, BB.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Sweetas!
we love you 2!
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Go Spurs!
_Submitted by Sweetas on May 21, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Im going to grow you an apple tree in all this fetalizer lady!
Just you watch!
We will spend out days under an apple tree just lounging and forgetting what we were just doing and asking eachother over and over what we were just talking about.
A couple of baked apples!
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Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
I get the feeling we will have plenty of fertilzer to grow some purdy flowers with.
Shit i was gonna say On Topic something but i realized we are talking about poo poo and Tea bags and that IS JOHN MAYER!
So we are all on topic!
*bloop*
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Excellent point! Because everyone knows that John Mayer = Toilet humor! and big smelly farts!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
@Dv8:
I know. I have a ton of caca pics at my disposal, and nowhere to share them. *sigh*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Poo? GWAD, I miss being able to post pix!
Actually Kizzy, Sky stalked me, but then we became lovers so now it's all good.
*stuffs Sky's panties back in my mouth*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
LoLo I love the way your ass glistens when you bloop. *dreamy sigh*
xxyxz, missy, yourmomate, oklahoma, skybitch - much love! XOXOXO Lust too, but that goes without sayin.
i agree,i dont give a shit if he's hot because he acts like a major dick anyway. hes disgusting
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Yay! Poo talk! *pulls up a comfy toilet seat*
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DDD, this totally made me lol :)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 1:01pm.
I don't give a fuck WHAT you look like, you BEHAVE like the world's biggest and ugliest TROLL.
I don't believe for a second SkyBitch "stalked" you, you are not special enough to make someone alter their usual behavior. She's not stalked anyone before, why in the FUCK would she start with YOU?? Like I said, you're not special.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I get the feeling we will have plenty of fertilzer to grow some purdy flowers with.
Shit i was gonna say On Topic something but i realized we are talking about poo poo and Tea bags and that IS JOHN MAYER!
So we are all on topic!
*bloop*
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Yay! Poo talk! *pulls up a comfy toilet seat*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Poo baby!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
***Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:06pm.
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Exactly.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
ca ca poo poo doody.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
ignore the troll ppl
*bloop bloop*
*bloop*
* bloop bloop bloop bloop*
ahhhh
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Damn, All i'm hearing is tea bag noises coming from that back room *points towards hallway*
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Just wait--soon you'll be hearing sucking and farting noises coming from there!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
LoLo - Bwahahahahaha!!!
*bloop*
*bloop* *bloop*
That reminded me of this shirt that says:
"Well? It isn't going to suck itself." LOL LOL
Fuckin classic.
Damn, All i'm hearing is tea bag noises coming from that back room *points towards hallway*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
WOW, that just seems..... sad
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
ca-ca ca-ca everywhere!! somebody clean this up... beigebaby, Im lookin at you
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius