Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Want A Picture With Mayer? It Will Cost You $10!
John Mayer was shopping at a camera store in Los Angeles yesterday when a fan asked him for a picture. Mayer agreed to pose with her for $10. The fan agreed and paid him. $10 for just a picture?! Eff that! If I'm paying $10, I also want a nip and prostate tingle. Hopefully, he's using the $10 to fix that 80s "don't ask, don't tell" haircut.
Fuck! It's like the word "douche" was just invented for him. Even Mickey Mouse is pointing at him and saying, "Ha ha! Look at that douche!" That being said, I'd let him give me a nip and prostate tingle for free. Ok, I'd pay him $20. Ok, I'd pay him $20 and throw in a chicken and biscuit dinner.
Below is video from Hollywood.tv of Major Douche charging a fan $10 for a picture with him:
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ESE, tell me why!!
Is it the weather, living conditions, what?
I wanted to move to lake nona in Orlando.
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Submitted by Maddox on May 21, 2008 - 1:57pm.
i'll keep quiet if ya get me some premium Mary Kay products from JH.... need a b-day present for dv8!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Dx3, I thought you were already in S'port.
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Maddox: you seem like the only one in the family who can survive the wrath of Z!
*counts change for plane ticket outta France & back to Uncle James*
ESE.... Shhhh. Don't tell Uncle James. What he doesn't know won't hurt me.
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Watch out James Haven!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 1:54pm.
trust me, dream a different dream!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
OMG! Your MIL is dumb! She makes it seem like he's a "killer"
Note to Oklahoma: I hope you are safe. I hear there is an animal stalker around here...But she likes the cat! stay safe.
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Go Spurs!
@Maddox:
"Uncle" James needs you to hide "Daddy" Brad's Reese's Cups. Be a good boy and help your "Uncle" out..............
*dialing James Haven's cell*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 21, 2008 - 12:49pm.
@ESE, I leave FL tomorrow never to return unless forced by the courts! Cannot wait!
So, I guess I should forget my dream of moving to Florida? lol
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Submitted by Maddox on May 21, 2008 - 1:51pm.
layin' the groundwork for your defense 'eh!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
France is OK. All we ever see is a balcony. and Mama taking her shirt off. She keeps practicing her French. Well, she is always saying, "Pardon my French." It doesn't make sence to me.
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Watch out James Haven!
Xxyxz.. Yes, This is Eor.. *snuggles*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
LoLo, do you really have a dog named pac-man? I love you you crazy bird!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 21, 2008 - 1:49pm.
I leave FL tomorrow never to return
lucky!... *in Fred Flintstone voice*.. rackin' frackin' rackin' lackin'... oh, did i say that out loud?LOL!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
One day I saw Uncle James hiding what he was doing on the computer. At first I thought he was looking at naked ladies. Only when I hit the history, this place came up. I just want you all to know that Daddy Brad and I didn't really lock him in the wine cellar. It was Zahara. You all know how she is.
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Watch out James Haven!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 10:38am.
Mrs. K:
Meh, as long as I have to get my own drinks, I should be good!
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Good, cuz you know what I worrier I am!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
@ESE, I leave FL tomorrow never to return unless forced by the courts! Cannot wait!
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Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 10:45am.
PFFFFFFFT
dumb asses
grumble grumble grumble
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 1:39pm
My pussies are very clean, and disease-free.
It has to be a joke, cuz who in their right mind would honestly pay $10 for a John Mayer autograph?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Maddox!
How is France doll?
Are you excited to get some new sisters soon?
You know, you can always come over and play at one of our houses if things get a little scary over there little man!
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@Dv8:
Neil Diamond.....hot ass slut!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Maddox, does your Uncle James know you're posting on DListed?
Does Mommy? (That's the lady with the big chichis who's never home) :)
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 1:42pm.
It wasnt even a cash prize!
I got a dumb gift certificate to TGI Fridays and a gift basket that had some soft socks and an eye mask. I thught they were telling me to go eat some shit and pass out or something!
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LoLo, my cat is fond of Abba & showtunes...oh, and Neil Diamond (but then, who isn't?)
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 9:42am.
@xx:
It's "eye on the clock, mouth on the cock"
The 'working gal's' mantra.
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words to live by!
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Litter boxes are where the shits at!
i saw a comedian once that said he wanted to get a litterbox to shit in just so his friends would think he owned a mountain lion
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Triscuit:
Isadora Duncan's scarf.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Beige accuse a person of stalking her cats on her myspace page. She accused LA.
Of Stalking.
Her. Cats. ON MYSPACE!
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Daddy Brad says it is James Haven. He pretends to be a nice guy, but he is just out to get Mama's pussy.
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Watch out James Haven!
Submitted by dv8trix on May 21, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Viva! TY, darlin!
LA was the alleged cat stalker? Now I KNOW Beige is teeling de troof! *eyeroll*
She accused her of not liking her cats choice in music to!
My dog Pac Man listens to too much gangsta rap but i would never make him feel bad about that.
He is always talking about humpin bitches!
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@xx:
It's "eye on the clock, mouth on the cock"
The 'working gal's' mantra.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 10:28am.
Then i wrote a short story about cats that stalk you in the burbs.
I won second prize!
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You wuz robbed!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Oklahoma
is that Eeyore?
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Go Spurs!
Viva! TY, darlin!
LA was the alleged cat stalker? Now I KNOW Beige is telling de troof! *eyeroll*
edited for drunken spellings
DawnieDawnDawn,
What is your siggy about?
Sounds familiar to me.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 1:39pm.
HA HA HA HA!
fuck toilets!
Litter boxes are where the shits at!
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Meh, as long as I have to get my own drinks, I should be good!
it's for your own good... once you stumble to the ground and can't get up, i'll mix 'em for ya
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 1:37pm.
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Thanks,Ma!
I think my cat "Miss Kitty" had something to do with it.She is a Siamese Bitch.Ya'll know how they are.♥ Loud and Raarrriing all the time.♥
I hope these are clean cats you's are playing w/.. Smelly unkempt cats carry germs and herpes.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 9:37am.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Yay! Poo talk! *pulls up a comfy toilet seat*
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Make sure you keep your eye on the clock!
you mean cock? right
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Go Spurs!
Mrs. K:
Meh, as long as I have to get my own drinks, I should be good!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Yay! Poo talk! *pulls up a comfy toilet seat*
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Make sure you keep your eye on the clock!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
@Triscuit:
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 1:28pm.
xxyxz
Beige accuse a person of stalking her cats on her myspace page. She accused LA.
Of Stalking.
Her. Cats. ON MYSPACE!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
I have been LOLing for the past 15 min reading through all this shiz.
Happy Birthday DV8!
OnT: I am pretty sure the whole thing was a joke, but it was a pretentious and unfunny joke, which still equals douche in my book.
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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself
Cats!
he he he
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LoLo
now I see why you never made an account!
what has this world come to if you can't post a picture of your pussy on myspace ...and get shit about it!
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Go Spurs!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?????
I hate being left out & I tried to go back and read some other shit but it makes my eyes burn.
@Missy:
I saw that! LOL
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by missy on May 21, 2008 - 1:33pm.
now me and beige are playing nice on the bird thread... so confused!!
medication kicking in?
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
ESE, still laughing too hard at cat in mom-jeans to think of anything witty in response...cats in clothing is a surefire way to get yourself flayed!
(Now picturing cat in Borat thong-thingy)
now me and beige are playing nice on the bird thread... so confused!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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