The Mole
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. The R. Kelly child porno case is underway and opening statements began yesterday. R. Kelly's lawyers also revealed their defense: A MOLE!!!! No, not the cute, furry creature with no eyes. I'm talking about the kind of mole that sits on your body like dead caca.
Kelly's lawyers showed jurors police photos of a dark, caterpillar-shaped mole in the middle of his back. His lawyers told jurors that the man in sex videotape does not have a mole. Case closed! R. Kelly deserves a hug and a gift basket for the inconvenience.
Prosectors allege Kelly made the sex tape 10 years ago with a 13-year-old girl. Kelly claims it's not him. His lawyer said the victim is "a wonderful person," but he claimed the girl on the tape is a hooker. His lawyer said, "The woman on that tape, was paid with money -- she is a prostitute."
The video shows a girl accepting money from the dude before performing oral on him. She dances, naked, to a Backstreet Boys song. She pisses. She calls him "Daddy" while they have sex. Later, the dude pisses and cums on her. Backstreet Boys?! I DON'T want it that way.
Submitted by RJII on May 21, 2008 - 8:21pm.
This trial is the talk of Chicago. All of my friends have seen the tape expect for me. Now the jury in the trial gets to watch the tape...its sick but I still wanna see. Even Chris Rock saw it.
I - saw- the - tape. He- is - lying - .
saw it in a hair salon while visiting a friend in LA. My friend is a C-Lister in Hollywood, and during her hair apt. another C-Lister came in with the tape. The salon closed its doors, I went to 7-Eleven aound the corner to get snacks and 5 of us watched a two hour video.
In the video, Kelley was fucking straight up booty whores in privately taped sessions-- damn good if I must say. This ugly man is hanging and got skills.
However, near the end of the video, one tape included a very young girl who looked like she was way out of her league. It was sad, esp. watching him pee and pee and pee more on her. She did this sad dance for him in the beginning which showed her age.
Anyway, Kelley stalled his jail time by 6 years. bye, bye.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 7:19am.
Submitted by Hotmami on May 21, 2008 - 9:13am.
The guy I was fighting with, (Black man)swears up and down that Kelly did nothing wrong,and that the girl on the tape may have shown him some kind of fake I.D.
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Uh huh. A fake I.D. because everyone knows how hard it is to tell if a 13-year-old who may be lying about her age is actually over 18 or not.
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Where I went to high school and in my parents neighborhood the girls look olders than I do and I am 28. They also look like the va-jay jays lack traction.
Im not saying its ok. But parents who lose control of these kids that somehow end up in clubs should be prosecuted and held accountable when their princesses end up sucking dick on tape.
If a girl shows fake id, there's no real way of knowing her real age. Even if she appears to be 13 going on 35. I still get carded for cigarettes. So for some people--especially people that have been drinking-- it is difficult to tell.
Hell, some broads are just dumb and naive as shit, so even the older ones could seem young in comparison to a 14 year old.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
I want to piss on you!
I want to pee in yo' shoe.
stake spike that shit was hillarious!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Mike - I agreee with you, it creeps me out as well. Something about it just seems wrong.
Everytime I see R. Kelly I get Chapelle's "I wanna pee on you, drip, drip, drip....." in my head. That sh-t was hilarious.
Wow, they just had this on celebrityprayerlist.com too. Mole or no mole, I have a feeling this is the end for R. Kelly.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 7:59am.
"I will be the official spokeswhore for moles in this case."
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HAHAHA! Drop trou and take a bow!
Monster should rot in jail. He is as guilty as original sin.
Lord, even MK's sugared-coated version of the incident is making me upchuck.
He is DISGUSTING, and should ROT in jail. For life.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Oops, I meant to say fifteen year old. Aaliyah was fifteen. He's a nasty beyotch.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by Hotmami on May 21, 2008 - 9:13am.
The guy I was fighting with, (Black man)swears up and down that Kelly did nothing wrong,and that the girl on the tape may have shown him some kind of fake I.D.
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Uh huh. A fake I.D. because everyone knows how hard it is to tell if a 13-year-old who may be lying about her age is actually over 18 or not.
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Submitted by Hotmami on May 21, 2008 - 7:13am.
I personally think he's guilty as sin, based on his pattern of conduct. The "fake ID" defense doesn't work for unlawful sexual intercourse (so-called statutory rape) but it might be a mitigating factor in what he's charged with.
So, I got into a debate this morning about R. Kelly's guilt vs. his innocence. My main argument was that homeboy has been chasing underage ass since the early nineties, not to mention that whole marriage to some nineteen year old named Aaliyah. The guy I was fighting with, (Black man)swears up and down that Kelly did nothing wrong,and that the girl on the tape may have shown him some kind of fake I.D. Whatever. History always repeats itself.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
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Why would a thirteen year old do this? What kind of upbringing did this poor child have? They should stamp SKANK on his forehead in bright red letters. No Mr. Bush man is not equal, looks like this little girl didn't have a chance like you.
Submitted by von3248 on May 21, 2008 - 9:44am.
I never heard the rest of that story. Thanks!
With R. Kelly, you have to look at his body of work. There are so many similar stories about him that you have to believe them.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 21, 2008 - 9:01am.
We all know he likes the little girls. Remember that marriage to then very underage Aliayah(sp?) which was quickly annulled once the press found out?
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And the whole reason that he married her was because he got her pregnant. So he hurried up and married her out of fear that her parents would press charges and end his "mentoring" relationship with her. Instead, they made her have an abortion and annulled the marriage on the hush-hush tip very quickly.
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
It's apparently pretty common, but I have always been majorly creeped out by the thought of a female referring to her male partner as "daddy" while having sex. I find the idea that some guys are really into it even more creepy.
Oh, they made that up! That mole was made of stage makeup crap.
Holey Moley! I wonder if he's Moley Russels wart?
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"Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"
Wow, I used to watch quite a bit of Court TV, but the "mole defense"??? Never heard of that one. Maybe he used a Chola sharpie.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
A mole was their least embarassing defense as he couldn't say it's not him because his peen is way way smaller than the peeing peen in the video. Ha ha....I'm gonna be saying peeing peen all day at work.
That is the lamest statement I have ever heard. Does he not have several counts for underage sex and child pornography? I wonder why is that? Could it be, I dunno perhaps the fact the he actually LIKES TOUCHING CHILDREN?. Give me a fucking break....
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I'm surprised his defense isn't "naw man, pee gets rid of moles. See that's why I grew this mole, no virginal pee on my face". Sick bastard.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Doesn't marrying a fifteen year old say anything? Moles can grow at anytime.
DFH - That HURT! lmao!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Moles can grow pretty quickly, as I've had several that have suddenly popped up over the years. His defense is BS.
DebFrmHell & GirlyGirl.. Bwahahaha. you guys are funny!!! ROTF. Moley!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
He probably had it tattooed on last month for his defense.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Let me get this straight, "I didn't do it, if I did do it, it wasn't me, and the me that isn't I paid the 13 yr old to let me piss on her while she called me "daddy" is a prostitute?
Immpeccable.
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MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOOOOOOLLLEEEY MOLEY MOLEY
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"Bitches will be bitches, and I've found that they can be a lot meaner than dogs or men"
He should have to piss in a line-up, And the girl can be like "yes that is the stream of piss that went down my chest and into my mouth" *cries*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I agree MelTang..I'm sure he isn't a sun tanner, but stuff like that can make you grow moles or freckles, etc. This is a lame defense. He should be in jail like th rest of the sickos.. Or he should have to go knock on his neighbors' doors and tell them he's a pedophile.. Pervert!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 8:59am.
And yes, moles can appear and grow within weeks if they want to.
I should know. I have them all over. And many of them weren't there ten yrs. ago. So, this is retarded.
I will be the official spokeswhore for moles in this case.
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Ha ha, Mel! I was wondering who was going to speak up for the moles. They need their day in court!!
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But then again, what do I know?
We all know he likes the little girls. Remember that marriage to then very underage Aliayah(sp?) which was quickly annulled once the press found out?
Maybe the reason the trial was delayed for six years was so he could grow a decent mole-ay.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
And yes, moles can appear and grow within weeks if they want to.
I should know. I have them all over. And many of them weren't there ten yrs. ago. So, this is retarded.
I will be the official spokeswhore for moles in this case.
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oookkaaay....uh, moles can be removed surgically, photoshopped on or off, etc.
So, what exactly is their defense here?
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I still think he did it. He has child toucher eyes
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Well, I would view it as more suspicious if it were the other way around - he had no mole and the man in the video did (as he could have always just had it removed). But, it IS unlikely the video would miss his mole, or that he would miraculously grow one in the past 10 years. I'm sure that's not their entire defense, either. I dunno, I'm kinda not sure about this one.
Now that BBS song is tainted for me. Less with the gay like before and way more with the pee.
Can you have a mole form in ten years that wasn't there before?
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.