Friday, May 23rd 2008
Birthday Sluts
Joan Collins (75)
Lane Garrison (28)
Kelly Monaco (32)
Ken Jennings (34)
Jewel (34)
Maxwell (35)
Eric Nies (37)
Guinevere Turner (40)
Tom Tykwer (43)
Karen Duffy (46)
Lea DeLaria (50)
Drew Carey (50)
Charles Kimbrough (72)
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Drew fucking Carey is 50 years old? Is that a typo or what?
Seriously---- that fat guy is 50 yrs old?
WHO CARES ABOUT ALL OF THESE OTHER LOSERS. ONLY JOAN MATTERS.
ONLY JOAN!!!!
I mean, look at the bitch: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2387/1603344249_1f1d291830.jpg?v=0
COME ON!
She is my spirit animal. I just watched her in a film adaptation of her sister's novel THE BITCH the other night. Good lord. What a trainwreck.
LONG LIVE ALEXIS CARRINGTON COLBY ROWAN DEXTER CARRINGTON COLBY MORRELL!!!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Sarah Walker is jealous of you Karen Duffy.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Happy birthday to all the gemini sluts today. Joan Collins 75? in her friggin dreams!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Check out Joan without her real hair and less makeup (she looks great) http://finalpixxceleb.com/index.php?entry=264
Omg, is Joan Collins really 75? I feel old.
Happy Birthday Joan! Keep on keeping on. Smudges.
and Happy B-day Eric <3 <3
Damn! Joan is looking like Nancy Reagan more and more all the time!
You think Lane is having the best birthday ever?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Joan Collins is the epitome of a Hot Birthday Slut.
Happy B'day to Maxwell and Jewel
~SAS
Happy BD sluts and to my favorite slut brother, Calvin...Whore on, dude!!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
OMG, she looks so sexy at her age. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. Is she single now?
Joan Collins and Jewel in the same post? The intense glamour is so awesome right now, a PP post would kill me off for good
Happy B-Day Alexis!
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
I'm not sure about the skit but I heard enough about him during his run on jeopardy that his name will forever be in my brain.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Joan Collins = best bitch ever.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
HB Drew Carey and Joan Collins.
Happy Birthday to all, ♥ Joan Collins.
Happy Friday everyone!
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Submitted by poo on May 23, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Joan Collins = NATURAL BEAUTY!
I hope Jewel gets new teefs.
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Uhm, yeeeah. The old plastic hag is so much better than the singer with crooked teeth!
Happy B*day to her :D
Submitted by cinndy2008 on May 23, 2008 - 8:05am.
Happy B-day Lane Garrison, I saw your profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c om" , is that you? What are you looking for there?
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Gee Cindy I'd say that Lane's dance card these days is probably full 24/7.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Happy BD Joan, you impertinent vixen you.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Happy BDAY folks.
And HAPPY FRIDAY. Yiippeeee!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 8:11am.
Awww, Dawnie, is that you as a kid? I didn't think color pictures were that common back then. :)
Joan Collins = NATURAL BEAUTY!
Happy b-day to Lane. And his boyfriend Big Rig.
I hope Jewel gets new teefs.
Joan Collins is hot, I'd like to give her an Aspercreme rubdown.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Happy birthday, Duff! Cutey.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
The Price has been Wrong ever since Drew Carey took over hosting.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Happy Birthday Joan Collins! You look fabulous!
Happy Birthday lane Garrison. Maybe prison officials will put an extra piece of bologna in your sandwich today.
Good morning MK and my hot dlisted sluts ♥
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Morning all and Happy Birthday!
@YesIownPanties: unlike many on this list, I knew who Ken Jennings was too....proudly wearing my 'Lame' hat!
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
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I know his name,too.
Didn't they do a skit about him on SNL or MadTv?
Maybe I'm trippin'.
soo, Maxwell was the guy that fucked up Kate Bush's song, right?
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"Changes come before we can grow.
Learn to see them before we're too old.
Dont just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
Understand, its time to get ready for the storm"
I'm surprised Lea DeLaria is 50. Well, happy birthday to her and everybody else on the list.
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Happy B-day Lane Garrison, I saw your profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c om" , is that you? What are you looking for there?
why is the jeopardy dude listed? and why am i lame enough to know that ken jennings is the jeopardy dude?
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Happy B-day Guinevere Turner and Karen Duffy!