Chicken Cutlets Is Everywhere!
Phoebe Price should really consider moving to Cannes. They adore her there! They photograph her chicken cutlets every hour of the day. I'm not even posting half of the pictures they take of her. They can't get enough of her! The French must love poultry.
PP crashed show up to another Angelina Jolie premiere at Cannes today. She already attended the Kung Fu Panda premiere last week. You know she totally swiped Angie's itinerary. Well, PP is the next Angelina Jolie, so she's just training for her inevitable future by following Angie around. Angie better watch her man. No man can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets.
And PP kept flashing two fingers to the paps while on the red carpet. Is she trying to do a peace sign? It looks more like she's about to stick her tongue in between the V and make the "licking coochie" gesture. She's directing that towards Angie. No woman can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets either.
Anyway, the poor fools that had to share the red carpet with PP during tonight's "Changeling" premiere included Victoria Silvstedt, Sharon Stone and Dita Von Teese. Their beauty pales in comparison to the radiance of Phoebe Price!
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What the fuck did Sharon do to her face? Her bottom lip is all punched out and it looks like she's done something underneath the eyes.
Um, that backwards peace sign is a British way of flipping someone off.
Also, I would like to express my sheer joy and great pride in seeing my fellow Swede Victoria Silvstedt on the red carpet. This demure lady is my country's greatest export since IKEA's bookshelf "Billy".
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Oh, Thanks Diamond Dawg, I knew I never saw her anywhere LOL. Where does she get the money for her clothes and travel, living in LA etc...are her parents rich?
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 20, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Wow. Sharon Stone looks better than I can remember- the hair suits her (softer waves) not that severe short razored cut she had. And her makeup is flawless. It's lowkey so makes her look younger.
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She's a nut case but I think she's pretty, and she looks great here.
I love PP's gown...it reminds me of a figure skating costume.
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STOP trying to make the backwards peace sign happen, PP. It's not going to happen!
This creature is freakishly & painfully unattractive. I don't know who's got it worse; her for having to look that hideous, or us for having to see photographic evidence of her hideousness.
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She's such a fugly cuntface.
I love the posters still inquiring about who PP is.
I am still a bit hazy about it myself.
What are MK's royalties anyway? Hot Babe homemade cupcakes? Cookies? Chicken Sandwiches?
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Submitted by doodlewhore on May 20, 2008 - 5:11pm.
How is it possible that Sharon Stone looks so young and fresh in these unretouched pix? It's upsetting.
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Umm she kinda got hit by the crazy stick a couple of years ago after her brain surgery and it has stopped her natural aging process.
Crazy people have that sort of youthful glow.
I've seen her on the street in the Village and she's fab, but laughing and gesturing always a little too far over to the side, you know what I mean?
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This is the future. We're just not wearing jumpsuits.
The freckles get me every time. I'm sure if you connect them right they give you the exact date of the coming apocalypse (or carrot top's cell phone #, take your pick).
Submitted by denise13 on May 20, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Who is she, I dont even know her except for this site
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That's the point. She's only famous because MK made her famous!! He should be collecting royalties. PP is Dlisted's commercial break. Why oh why do people always have to ask who this no-talent ho is??
Holy Crap Batman! Looks like a HORZ CONVENTION!!
I was getting my nails done on Friday and they always play old beauty pageants, old fashion shows or these weird world music videos on their tv's. Well, this one came on for Victoria Silvstedt, the singing was so computer generated I felt like I was on a ride at Disneyland or something. It was the most bizarre thing, more bizarre than PP's face.
...@ tonicbitch:
....LMAO!..that was fucking funny!...and true!...
LOL you are funny with your Pheobe Price obsession.. i love this site :)
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What she needs to do is hit up Skeletina or Asslee for their surgeon's number and get that Chicken Cordon Bleu shit removed and some nip/tuck action. Then hit up Maniston's stylist to remove that bunk ass Raggedy Ann wig and send it back to Kentwood. Then call Eva Longwhoria's agent because if he can make that twat a star, there's hope for anyone.
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She is so strange looking, she looks like that charactor from The Mask with Jim Carrey.
That was mean, but whatevs.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 6:09pm.
LCT I dunno, methinks she and Nikki Cox share the same surgeon. They should sue because that is a CRIME. How insecure do you have to be to live in LaLa land anyway
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Apparently incredibly. Enough so that you can't look in the mirror without begging not to be judged.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Thanks, I have seen so much of Pheebs on here that she was almost looking normal to me.
Submitted by ░ on May 20, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 6:04pm.
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If I were her, I'd be concerned about salmonella.
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But then again, what do I know?
How is it possible that Sharon Stone looks so young and fresh in these unretouched pix? It's upsetting.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Twenty-nine. Rightttttttttt. lol
tonicbitch, you're correct. That mess would sag all limp and hangy if the cutlets were removed and never spring back into shape. The longer she keeps those things in her face the less chance she is ever going to have hope of regaining her normal face. Just sad.
I want to see Dita was a zit on her face!
...why didn't I think of aluminum foil earrings?...
LCT I dunno, methinks she and Nikki Cox share the same surgeon. They should sue because that is a CRIME. How insecure do you have to be to live in LaLa land anyway.
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Submitted by Brionity on May 20, 2008 - 6:07pm.
It's the V for Victory sign fer sure.
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What about 'V is for Vagina and I'm a big one!'?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
It's the V for Victory sign fer sure.
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This is the future. We're just not wearing jumpsuits.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Consider this a public service announcement. Don't do surgery, kids.
Phoebe before Colonel Sanders invaded her head:
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Holy green boogers of Jupiter. She was GORGEOUS. What the fuck did she do to herself? Stupid tard.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
"Submitted by ░ on May 20, 2008 - 4:02pm."
I don't know if they could once you reach a certain age you lose elasticity in your face and it cant bounce back so you'd have all this stretched out soggy skin. Oh wait I forgot, Phoebs is only 29 so she has time! Phew! Phoebs do yourself a favor, take 'em out and stick 'em on the rotisserie.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula: "Lady Elaine Fairchild looks particularly dashing in her silver dress."
Holy guacamole, that made me crack up.
And it IS scary to contemplate the long-term results of chicken cutlet implants. In OR out.
She really should not smile like that. Her cheeks look like she stuffed them with ping-pong balls. Or, another type of balls.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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That hand gesture means "fuck off" in the UK. Which PP here cannot be aware of since she would fade away if the flashes stopped going off.
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
And once again, all the cameras go down....
tonicbitch, I can't help but wonder what would happen to someone's face if they later (perhaps even years later) opted to remove their cutlet implants.
The thought of what might happen scares me in ways I never thought I could be horrified before.
fowl.
...the Baretta cockatoo boob eating dress is the perfect compliment to her effed up face...stone cold fug, I say...
The backwards peace sign means go f youself in the rear across the pond. hummmm I wonder who she is refering to?
Consider this a public service announcement. Don't do surgery, kids.
Phoebe before Colonel Sanders invaded her head:
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Lady Elaine Fairchild looks particularly dashing in her silver dress.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
MK you need to stop this PP obsession, it's totally getting out of hand. There are some tacky ass women here!
Your face!
...the two fingers are for the two brain cells that she can't figure out how to rub together...
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 5:48pm.
This parade of ugly is making my monitor flicker.
lmao
Seriously some disturbing mugs and jugs.
I'm opening up a new bar called "mugs & jugs" btw.
KEEDING.
"I'm one Phoebe Price picture away from my goal weight!"
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Phoebe's "throwing" her IQ, methinks. It hurts to look at the cutlets.
Don't know who the pretty blonde with the grapefruits is, but she looks very, uh, monochromatic.
Sharon Stone's face & hair look better softer. That dress is atrocious, though.
Dita is flawless, but in a rut. Shit, she's been doing this 40's schtick longer than the 40's lasted! Brush the lacquer out of your hair, take off the red lipstick, and put on some fucking jeans for once!
That's it!
for now....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Cannes is a cluster fuck of botox, silicone and ass kissing.
And thanks for reminding me that I have a chicken thawing out in the fridge.
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But then again, what do I know?
Yeah from the looks of her she had freckle sex while in Cannes.
She looks to have 1/3rd more freckles
This parade of ugly is making my monitor flicker.
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This PP woman is absolutely disgusting.
Wow. Sharon Stone looks better than I can remember- the hair suits her (softer waves) not that severe short razored cut she had. And her makeup is flawless. It's lowkey so makes her look younger.
I'm going to use PP's picture to scare the roaches out of my garage.