Chicken Cutlets Is Everywhere!
Phoebe Price should really consider moving to Cannes. They adore her there! They photograph her chicken cutlets every hour of the day. I'm not even posting half of the pictures they take of her. They can't get enough of her! The French must love poultry.
PP crashed show up to another Angelina Jolie premiere at Cannes today. She already attended the Kung Fu Panda premiere last week. You know she totally swiped Angie's itinerary. Well, PP is the next Angelina Jolie, so she's just training for her inevitable future by following Angie around. Angie better watch her man. No man can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets.
And PP kept flashing two fingers to the paps while on the red carpet. Is she trying to do a peace sign? It looks more like she's about to stick her tongue in between the V and make the "licking coochie" gesture. She's directing that towards Angie. No woman can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets either.
Anyway, the poor fools that had to share the red carpet with PP during tonight's "Changeling" premiere included Victoria Silvstedt, Sharon Stone and Dita Von Teese. Their beauty pales in comparison to the radiance of Phoebe Price!
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those arent chicken cutlets...theyre golf balls :/
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Victoria is one delicious dish! Somebody pass the butter!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
SHEEPS!!!!! So I take it that you've been to Texas recently.
PP's a genius. You know she soaks that mop in bloody mary's and sucks the ends when no one's looking.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 20, 2008 - 6:27pm.
That's why she always wears those huge hoop earrings: you're subliminally thinking, "Hmmm, her nostrils don't look so huge... I've seen bigger holes somewhere recently ..."
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 20, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Pills...
and shoes for that. Luvluvluv Deb.
Best Avi. Too funny.
Thanks dahling. I just love your 2 little 'geicos' in love;) lol
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Thank you for pot smoking.
I dunno Socky, I think she may be hiding some soccer balls inside those cheeks.
Mmmm::
I didn't think they let Steven out off
the happy ranch since his last movie with
Tommie Girl.
working with the giant nostril and clairol Mad Dog
Color 90/90. Woody wood pecker seems like
a great idea. Mr. President, a note to send
your men in to protect him.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 20, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Socky, just a mothball, 'cause I was thinking more along the lines of shooting basketball.
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Uh... I was trying to be nice. LOL!!!
I was thinking soccer ball, but afraid I'd go to far with the cruelty! Like that ever stopped me! *sneaky laugh*
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RichBitch, did you read the many posts last night encouraging you to bring back the hot picture?
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Submitted by Mr. President on May 20, 2008 - 9:15pm.
I feel like such a poser now, so ashamed to not know this for sure. There goes my street cred.
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Oh hell no, grab a can of paint; you, Mittenfreak, and me will paint this thread red with a sign saying "Welcome to Hell". *Whistling that ole familiar Eastwood theme while holding paint brush like a gun*
Just realized that can of paint matches PP haircolor.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Consider this a public service announcement. Don't do surgery, kids.
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I'm guessing those pics you linked to were from when she actually was 29 in like 1986!
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 20, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Are you in Cannes on a
PP recon mission?
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Word on the street here in Cannes is that she is negotiating a deal with Steven Spielberg to star in the live action adaptation of Woody Woodpecker.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
PP kind of reminds me of Kathy Griffin in the sense that she seems to work pretty hard to get noticed.
The sad part is that I don't think she's getting anywhere... but like most people are saying, who is her sugar daddy that's buying all of this? And why is it that she hasn't gotten at least a bit part in some movie by now if she has a good connection?
This is some unsolved mysteries shit right here...
Color Color Color, is your friend, Phoebe baby.
No more white -ever- it blends and you look like a big wax candle coming down the carpet.
Mr. President,
::: High Plains::
That dates me a bit.
Mitten
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 20, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Mr. President, your avie is that from "High Plains Drifter" or "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"?
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I'm pretty sure that's from "High Plains Drifter", he shaves at one point and this is the picture. Hard to tell, though because he wears a similar hat in both films.
I feel like such a poser now, so ashamed to not know this for sure. There goes my street cred.
Sorry Sluttsville.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
who the fuck is phoebe price? seriously! until i started reading this site I had never heard of her, or heidi/spencer, or half the other "celebs" he posts about. fuck, its his fault i know them now.
I'll make sure to bring the asprin..
Mr. President? Does PP have to register her
face with you? Are you in Cannes on a
PP recon mission?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Socky, just a mothball, 'cause I was thinking more along the lines of shooting basketball.
With those giant nostrils, PP uses them
as registered weapons of mass destruction Sockie..
The labotomy also helps when she says PP doesn't
feel a thing.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Hello MittenFreak: Nah, that wasn't a party, that was just a little bender to get us through Monday night. Thursday is when we break out the hard stuff and the mariachi band...the naked mariachi band.
Slutts:
MD 90/90 caused quite the party last night.
Last time I leave empties.
I think we are getting a storm here.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
You know...I've decided...you could easily stick a mothball into each of PP's nostrils and she wouldn't feel a thing. She could smell it, but not feel a thing.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Pills...
and shoes for that. Luvluvluv Deb.
Best Avi. Too funny.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Mr. President, your avie is that from "High Plains Drifter" or "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"?
MK, you need to send out your investigative team to find out who bankrolls this bitch. There is no way she can pay for this shit (trip and bad plastic surgery) on the one and only modeling job she suckered some fool into giving her. Get crakin'!
This woman is all kinds of wrong.
Skanky chicken cutlet.
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 20, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Thank you so much. What keeps me looking so young is the green tea and beef jerkey diet. Cannes is really beautiful this time of year.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Mr. President,
You're photo's at Cannes were outstanding today
;). How do you manage?
Mitten
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
She creeps me out;.
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MK, I will never understand your fascination with this chick. xxoo
Meh, the Cannes red carpet just doesn't have the same glamor without Star Jones' armpit vag action. That was the quintessence of elegance.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
MK - enough of this bitch already.
I am fucking sick of her.
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Soooo...how many pair of knee pads did international supermodel PP wear out to get a invite to Cannes this year? Or did she just go with the highly durable Lohan leggings?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
...I can't get past Dita's rat-assed shoes in that picture about 6 months ago getting out of a car....something is wrong with that girl...those were seriously beat down shoes that should have been in the trash...she seems unwashed to me...I bet she smells like "head" drenched in perfume...
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It's hard to say which one of those dipshits is trying harder to matter.
Holy freckle face! That's a lot of umm, freckles. But does she out-freckle Lindsay Lohan? Hmmmm...
Dita is the ultra-personification of perfection!!!!!! Such flawless beauty and grace.....old-School-Hollywood-Glamour to be sure!
The blond Swedish woman has chicken grease between her breasts, and she looks very leathery........Sharon looks better than usual and well PP is just......um........well.....PP!
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~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Phoebe's cheeks look like two little chicken drumsticks. I want some ranch dressing to go with those. Waiter!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Dita's dress would have been perfect if it wasn't for that blue embellishment. It's out of place. How and why is Phoebe Price there???????
Dita is hot- as usual? Can corsets really make your body like that anyways? I need to get one of those.
PP's hair is like... toxic red.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Is it just me or does anyone else think Dita's starting to look a bit worn out (as in not so pretty, not tired)?
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
Cannes is full of has-beens and wannabes. Except our glorious Ms. Phoebe Price. She's a true star.
Of course another nothing post about Miss Hooker PP.
I swear to God if her cheek is really that bad on her right side (no photoshop) then, she needs to see a Dr asap, that shit looks fucked.
y tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 3:48pm.
This parade of ugly is making my monitor flicker.
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***Clapping***
ha ha ha
It was this month when I realized PP wasn't a Hollywood tranny.
I don't think those are chicken cutlets, they look more like super-balls from the quarter machines. I bet they hurt.
Submitted by piedlourde on May 20, 2008 - 7:16pm.
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