Chicken Cutlets Is Everywhere!
Phoebe Price should really consider moving to Cannes. They adore her there! They photograph her chicken cutlets every hour of the day. I'm not even posting half of the pictures they take of her. They can't get enough of her! The French must love poultry.
PP crashed show up to another Angelina Jolie premiere at Cannes today. She already attended the Kung Fu Panda premiere last week. You know she totally swiped Angie's itinerary. Well, PP is the next Angelina Jolie, so she's just training for her inevitable future by following Angie around. Angie better watch her man. No man can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets.
And PP kept flashing two fingers to the paps while on the red carpet. Is she trying to do a peace sign? It looks more like she's about to stick her tongue in between the V and make the "licking coochie" gesture. She's directing that towards Angie. No woman can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets either.
Anyway, the poor fools that had to share the red carpet with PP during tonight's "Changeling" premiere included Victoria Silvstedt, Sharon Stone and Dita Von Teese. Their beauty pales in comparison to the radiance of Phoebe Price!
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"Submitted by James Haven on May 20, 2008 - 8:17pm.
James Haven had a lovely Bamboo bong. Lindsay Lohan stole it, along with his autographed photo of Wayne Newton."
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And I bet she auctioned it off for another pair of black leggings. Want me to kick her in the firecrotch for you?
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Dawnie! A little Carolina wren told me that you moved! Whaaaaa! Are y'all doing well?
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Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 10:12pm.
I want a bong =(
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James Haven had a lovely Bamboo bong. Lindsay Lohan stole it, along with his autographed photo of Wayne Newton.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Lisa, really wasn't anything. LOL Glad you like it. Just you enjoying it is thanks enough! Kinda like PP enjoys chicken cutlets!!
xoxoxoxox
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
NITTY!
Lick me, um I mean, hey hon!
How you durrin'?
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
To all interested, Bastard-101 class is being held on the MiserAlba thread.......we need some opinions and input guys.........this is serious!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
If the carpet matches THOSE drapes, her cootchee glows in the dark.
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Mani *in stereo* And I want! And I need...Manimal!! How you doing funny man? Hello to JH, Tonic, Dx3, PSL, Ms. K. Nice to see ya all here tonight.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Ohhhhhh, Slutts... wait 'til you see the other one! Can you hang on for a sec?
OUR GURL HAS TALENTZ!
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*returns that kiss to Lisa* If that doesn't get him in here. Nothing will. Well, if PP drops trow and the carpet matches the drapes I'm sure he'd show too.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
I want a bong =(
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
I didn't think I could laugh any harder than when Nitty made her avie, I wuz wrong.
Hellooooo everyone. I have had my bong hit, so I will play nice. Sorry for earlier bitchiness. I am very tired.....
Thanks MrsK...I'm glad the dumb poster was a spammer. I wouldn't want to offend a normal (whatever that means) poster.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
If Sheeps doesn't clip-clop in here soon, I am going to change to the OTHER one! I have two! Two! Two shocking avies!
*grabs Nitty and kisses her*
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There's nothing better than rolling up the computer chair after a long hard day of work and staring at CLOWN!! uh...I mean PP Hot Slut.
Your always #1 in my book, "International Models with Clown Hair Coloring" by Connie Lingus.
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Dita is over accessorized.
Aw, G.A. thanks, twernt nuttin. *pushes you* I was so sure you'd be sporting the other one..but just having the SHEAR shock value is probably worth this one! Work it out, hon. Work it out!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
*dances around, points at her brand-spanking-new avie!*
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HOLY FREAKING CHEEBUS!!! HOLY FREAKING CHEEBUS!!!! HOLY FREAKING CHEEBUS!!!!
*Wipes tequila from screen, wipes piss off chair*
Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 9:57pm.
We're hoping to attract PP and have her as our human sacrifice, so the earth will stop sinking.
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How many people must die before you are satisfi.... wait did you say PP as a human sacrifice?
*grabs edge of Nitty's sinkhole and pulls on it to stretch it out farther* Swallow away my friend.
Don't you love it? I LOVE IT! Thank you for making this for me!
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@ Possum, that's just the skin colored netting that keeps her dress from falling off her shoulders.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
I bet she sits alone in every movie.
LMAO, G.A. Please don't give me credit for that one. I have nothing to do with giving Sheeps head...shots that is.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
NIT NIT NIT NIT!
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Slutts! Yeah, we drained our cement pond into that sink hole, where do you think they got the aligator? He answers to "Amos," and prefers cockapoos over kitty's. We're hoping to attract PP and have her as our human sacrifice, so the earth will stop sinking.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 20, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Thanks Mitts (May James Haven be so bold as to call you Mitts?)
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
@Mitten:
Oh, baby, I feel that acrylic blend knit you push my way. I know it's just a matter of time before you decide to go all alpaca on my synthetic arse. Be gentle lover. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Addicted to the tudors::starting..
Later~
Mitten
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
*grabs pack of Dorals from Slutts*
Thanks, cheap whore.
By the way, anyone got some voddie? I need to get fucked up but QUICK. My lover left me dry.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by Sluttsville
Why is everything about PP big? Cheeks, eyes, nostrils, everything.
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Everything except talent it would seem!
Exactly how does she pay for her excursions? GAH!
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She still rocks. I love her music. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Dawnie...
A hwat mitten. That works:::Vapid stare
Couture is a matter of perspective..
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
I luvs you Nitty, did you read the article about the sinkhole with teef....it was beautiful and touching...in fact, I touched myself while reading it.
Why is everything about PP big? Cheeks, eyes, nostrils, everything.
I can't believe how pretty she was before she had the same hook taken to her face that donatella versace had.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Slutts::
Watch the gd paint. I shrink in the
dryer ya know.. sheeesh...mutter.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
*Tosses pack over to Dx3* Here you go, but I'm smoking the lite stuff....Pall Mall unfiltered.
Submitted by Sluttsville:
I can't remember a thing that RichBitch has ever written because I was always too busy staring at that picture.
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I'm sorry for staring RichBitch, did you say something?
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You're such a hot slut! :D
Dita is the black-haired PP. She HAS to go to every party even though she has no reason to be there.
Boomsy -
I was thinking the same thing. What do you think it is? She's starting to look like she doesn't wash as much under the makeup.
Deb-
Eww, jeans? No. That wouldn't work.
Oh HELL no.
Anyone got a ciggie?
I quit 10 years ago, but you HWORES are HWAT.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
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Submitted by RichBitch on May 20, 2008 - 9:39pm.
*I feel loved by the outpouring*
All I ask is that you pay attention to what I post in future young Sluttsville! I'm more than a gorgeous arse you know! ;-P
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I'm sorry for staring RichBitch, did you say something?
James Haven....
Even after a long day being distressed
you manage to light up the room with a certain
Mary kay je ne sais...sigh:::
What was she thinking letting those trolls
into her premier. Your international bill
must be outrageous.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Nitty: (That's an old song but I always liked it. Kids get it, too.) http://youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 2:27am.
RichBitch, did you read the many posts last night encouraging you to bring back the hot picture?
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I JUST this minute read them actually! Funny you should ask!
And by obviously popular demand my beautiful arse avie returns pour vous! :)
*I feel loved by the outpouring*
All I ask is that you pay attention to what I post in future young Sluttsville! I'm more than a gorgeous arse you know! ;-P
Oh, my beautiful Slutty. You know I have your sink hole hanging, darlin!
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Sheeps left the texas song off!! I liked being able to click on it at least once whenever I saw his siggy! Must be afraid of those sink holes with teefs!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 20, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Isn't everything bigger in Texas?
Sheeps ..
The earrings kinda work in a non- functional way..
Those are not really nostrils.. they are
rumored to be time vortex anomolies...
who knew?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
*whispers to Sheeps* "speaking of huge holes and Texas".
Nitty darling, how are you?