Chicken Cutlets Is Everywhere!
Phoebe Price should really consider moving to Cannes. They adore her there! They photograph her chicken cutlets every hour of the day. I'm not even posting half of the pictures they take of her. They can't get enough of her! The French must love poultry.
PP crashed show up to another Angelina Jolie premiere at Cannes today. She already attended the Kung Fu Panda premiere last week. You know she totally swiped Angie's itinerary. Well, PP is the next Angelina Jolie, so she's just training for her inevitable future by following Angie around. Angie better watch her man. No man can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets.
And PP kept flashing two fingers to the paps while on the red carpet. Is she trying to do a peace sign? It looks more like she's about to stick her tongue in between the V and make the "licking coochie" gesture. She's directing that towards Angie. No woman can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets either.
Anyway, the poor fools that had to share the red carpet with PP during tonight's "Changeling" premiere included Victoria Silvstedt, Sharon Stone and Dita Von Teese. Their beauty pales in comparison to the radiance of Phoebe Price!
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Guys, I was talking about Ali.
I should have been more clear....hehehe
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
even funnier is the way she is holding her fingers means "fuck off" in europe not peace. nice one, phoebe!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Lohan will be arriving as soon as she finishes her last set at Jimmy's Sugar Shack.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Green Acres on May 20, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Now I've only seen "Green Acres" in reruns on TV Land, but I don't recall seeing that episode.
Heyo, PSL. Welcome to randy..erm, random PP corner...
TV, LMAO..I'm envisioning that and now I just can't think of anything to say! ROFLMAOPIMP
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(staring at PP)papz #1- "Who's that?
papz #2- "I dunno, don't look at her. Maybe she'll go away"
PP flashes 2 fingers at them.
PP(thinking)- *2, 2 guys? 2 room numbers?, 2 minutes, days? huh?*
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 20, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Phoebe's sporting the largest collection of freckles known to exist in captivity.
Too bad Pheobe and Carrot top don't get together.
Their kid would be one big freckle.
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 11:02pm.
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hahahahahaha
"Team Slut"
Phoebe in Cannes....still can't get over it.
Dita? Jeez.........
Where's Lohan?
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 11:02pm.
I'm just trying to keep it from hiding behind my balls.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 20, 2008 -
One-handed?
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You know I can deal w/the one handed typing..I'm just freaked out that you can look at PP and accomplish anything!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 20, 2008 - 10:59pm.
The "V" is for Vagina Power! Vagina Team Power activate!
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The "V" is for veal cutlets. Phoebe's upgrading.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV, those aren't just any freckles. Those are the interstellar constellation maps for her to find her home world. She just can't leave till she takes all the $cieno's w/her!
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Pheobe lets her fingers do the walking on her red carpet.
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The "V" is for Vagina Power! Vagina Team Power activate!
"Team Slut"
Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 10:54pm.
TV!*crossing self* Why, that is just blasphemous! Don't let MK see you type like that!
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One-handed?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
And something tells me after these women walked the red carpet this year, they're now spelling Cannes with a "K". That's why PP's holding up the V sign. She thought it was a K in sign language.
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Phoebe's sporting the largest collection of freckles known to exist in captivity.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Everyone, tomorrow's Dv8's berfday.
Phoebe won't be able to attend, too many paps!
"Team Slut"
Green Acres,
you stylist is to be commended.
Evil grin..
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
aw, she makes me so sad.
I really feel a hollow emptiness inside me.
And her freckles.I'm sad and a bit horrified.
TV!*crossing self* Why, that is just blasphemous! Don't let MK see you type like that!
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Dear James Haven:
Why did no one tell me you were too busy
with the overseas calls to write tonights
episode of Tudors? Twas sub - par. Too much
work and no joy...
Yes James Haven, just so long as you remember
to call::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
such grace, such style.... i of course mean the paps wearing tuxedos
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
Apparently, no famous people attended.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Yes, me and PP just don't know when to quit and give it up.
"Team Slut"
Sorry Slutty. You'd have to give up the ciggy and I don't see you ever being able to kick that habit
Kinda' like PP with the Paps..not gonna happen!
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Nitty, I want one of those things that G.A. has, solid chocolate of course.
"Team Slut"
Goodnight G.A. Thanks for sharing your avie.
"Team Slut"
Okay,refreshed and just NOW got Lisa's avi. Looks good on ya, lady. Enjoy. No more thanks, tho. *smooooch*
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Slutty, you know you're my number one hookah! I love you long, long time. I just have to pimp my new product. Kinda' like PP showing a new freckle every week!
G'night, Dx3 and GA, sleep well, ladies!
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Aw, nite, GA! Dangit..I was rebooting because I can't see the new avie..LOL Sleep tight and I'm sure Sheeps loves your new Avi's. *hugs with a reach around wedgie*
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NITTY:
WHORE!
My last post for the night darling!
Lake George it is, TX and LA gals get your panties packed (okay, seriously, i laffed myself silly)
"Rita time is imminent! "
Much love and exhaustion........ I gotta run in 8 hours. GAH.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Thank you again, NitWitty. :)
*carefully places giant dildo into a RadioFlyer and rolls it to the door*
Goodnight, one and all!
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Submitted by Green Acres on May 20, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Slutts! Nitty reeled it in! And it's made of solid chocolate! Maybe!
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I know that I've often complained of TMJ, but I believe that this one time I can overcome my disability to test if it is made of chocolate.... all in the name of science....cause I'm a giver.
Nitty, I'm suppose to be your closest anonymous friend, I get my face plastered on Peg-Leg Mill's crotch and G.A. gets a dildo the size of the Empire State Building made from solid chocolate. I'm beginning to think that the luv isn't there anymore.
whatever u're saying, the sexy looking are always in the focus!! know what, many celebs are member of "millionaireloves. c om " .
I've already warned the St. Charles casinos that the women of Dlisted will arrive in need of serious booze, so double stock the bars when we make our reservations!
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Slutts! Nitty reeled it in! And it's made of solid chocolate! Maybe!
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"Huge Gulps* Mrs. Douglas....where in the freakin' world of Jacques Cousteau did you make that catch?
*Looking wildly for rod and reel and map*
Slutts, et al:
You bitches are driving over for a girls' drankin' weekend! Woo hoo Dlisted party time!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
SLUTTS! We both made lists for Dawnie! My giant dildo can transmit my brainwaves!
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Love Phoebe. She'll always be #1 in my book, even though she looks like a pile of #2. After my check clears from the Nigerian Ministry of Finance I'm taking her on a long holiday in the Seychelles.
ps: thanks for saying hi yesterday Green Acres. Hi back.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
@GA aka Lisa Douglas:
Oh
Hellz
To the Naw.
But thanks.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Just remember Dx3:
1. Drive-thru margarita/daiquiri shops
2. Some kind of mud bug festival/or similar always going on.
3. Superiors has great Tex-Mex food, and wonderful margaritas.
4. Copeland's has a great 48 oz drink
5. Nice Mardi Gras balls in Jan/Feb.
6. The Horseshoe Casino is a fun place for a girls night out.
@Dawnie: Three words for you and IG...
1) Walker
2) Texas
3) Ranger
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*drops her new giant dildo to wave to everyone*
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Submitted by Amanda on May 21, 2008 - 3:06am.
Dita is over.
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I fixed it for you! :)
NITTY!
Thems teefs done bited my giney!
Bad teefs!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Oh Lisa Douglas!
It's true and tragic!
We move to Shreveport in 3 weeks. *dramatic arm over brow*
But IG is moving to Houston around the same time so we may meet in the middle and get fucked up. It's all about timing!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Dx3, that's right! You've been away for a while, eh? *licking lips* So, I guess you haven't heard that my sink hole now has teefs! *sidling closer to Dx3* C'mere, darlin...
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