Chicken Cutlets Is Everywhere!
Phoebe Price should really consider moving to Cannes. They adore her there! They photograph her chicken cutlets every hour of the day. I'm not even posting half of the pictures they take of her. They can't get enough of her! The French must love poultry.
PP crashed show up to another Angelina Jolie premiere at Cannes today. She already attended the Kung Fu Panda premiere last week. You know she totally swiped Angie's itinerary. Well, PP is the next Angelina Jolie, so she's just training for her inevitable future by following Angie around. Angie better watch her man. No man can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets.
And PP kept flashing two fingers to the paps while on the red carpet. Is she trying to do a peace sign? It looks more like she's about to stick her tongue in between the V and make the "licking coochie" gesture. She's directing that towards Angie. No woman can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets either.
Anyway, the poor fools that had to share the red carpet with PP during tonight's "Changeling" premiere included Victoria Silvstedt, Sharon Stone and Dita Von Teese. Their beauty pales in comparison to the radiance of Phoebe Price!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Frito, do you get test results tomorrow? I am sorry, I'm a little out of the loop as far as what's going on right now.....are you feeling ok at the moment?
I will send good thoughts your way as well of course....
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Nah, I just have a spinal tap tomorrow. I had one when I was 7 and I remember it being HELL so I'm not looking forward to it. But I love coming to Dlisted because MK and you guys are so fucking funny and it's nice not to have all the "outsiders" (look at me, I'm typing like I'm a mafioso and that is so fucking cool! I have always wanted to be in the mafia!) tell us that this is not a chatroom. Asshats, those people are.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Frito, why? What results are they seeing and I never heard how your bloodwork came out!
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They didn't want to raise my thyroid meds, but they did anyway for 3 months to help me lose the weight that I packed on all of a sudden. Then they did an MRI, and that came back negative. Now they want to see if I have too much spinal fluid which could be putting added pressure behind my eyes. They gave me some pretty strong stuff today and I've had to quit driving myself.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Frito, do you get test results tomorrow? I am sorry, I'm a little out of the loop as far as what's going on right now.....are you feeling ok at the moment?
I will send good thoughts your way as well of course....
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Sheeps? Nitty? Story? Email?
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
@ Frito, I'll hold positive thoughts for you tomorrow. Trust me, the doctor's will give you something much better than weed tomorrow, dear!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Sharon Stone had so much botox injected in her face her hand is touching it to make sure it's still there.
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Frito, why? What results are they seeing and I never heard how your bloodwork came out!
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Frito, you know for you, hon. I'd share my last joint.
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Muah! I need it. I have a spinal tap tomorrow.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 10:20pm.
14 in eighth grade??? WTF? Kid is as dumb as a box of rocks...
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I was 14 at the end of 8th grade. I knew alot of people who were! But Ali Lohan sucks (in more ways than one! the poor kid!) nonetheless. She should have called CPS on her worthless mother LOOOONG time ago.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Frito, you know for you, hon. I'd share my last joint.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 21, 2008 - 12:20am.
Dave didn't even get Ali's name right at the end!!!... told ya, she's under the desk!!LOL!
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
I'm sorry, Nitwitty...
In the mean time, I wish I had some weed.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
14 in eighth grade??? WTF? Kid is as dumb as a box of rocks...
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
@ Deb, Frito and Slutts! First off, Deb, knock on your neighbor's door and state loudly and firmly: Look A-Holes! The more of your internet that I steal, the faster I'll be out of here! @ Frito, never, and I mean, NEVER laugh at Slutts when she's making fun of me. Have you seen where she abides since the last time she mocked me. And lastly, Slutts! Do I need to chew you one more time before you enter the 4th belly chamber?
Just look what happened to PP?! Comprender vu?!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 20, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 21, 2008 - 12:08am.
That's lesson #3 from the School of White Oprah.LOL
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When it comes to sexual favors, WO's skills seem to be a bit questionable. She had to lie about being a Rockette, and besides that, she doesn't look like she'd be that great at giving head. She's got the snake lips and big teeth going on, and that looks like it would be a nightmare for a guy.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 21, 2008 - 12:08am.
That's lesson #3 from the School of White Oprah.LOL
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 20, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 21, 2008 - 12:08am.
I can just hear her telling her daughter "Stop crying! He's only getting out his penis, it will be over before you know it!"
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Wait.....that's why Nitty told me when the cop busted us for speeding.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 12:13am.
i forgot about the cross Dina must bear
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
Waiting for internet to crap out on me tonight and it seems to me that Dave is killing every second he can before bringing out the "latest Lohan". I do think I saw a blurry pair of knees under the desk.
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 21, 2008 - 12:08am.
I can just hear her telling her daughter "Stop crying! He's only getting out his penis, it will be over before you know it!"
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Wait.....that's why Nitty told me when the cop busted us for speeding.
"Team Slut"
Be fair to Dina. It is ALI who loves this business- Dina, unfortunately has to manage her.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Dita and PP must be sisters. Both have an incessant need to be at every party. A long time ago I liked Dita. Now she's losing it and dearly hanging onto her 15 minutes of mainstream fame.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 20, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 20, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Can you please essssplain to me how Ali Lohan is on Letterman tonight?
lindsay's under his desk
And maybe Dina too!
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Dina's probably showing Ali how to do sexual favors to further her career. That woman disgusts me.
I can just hear her telling her daughter "Stop crying! He's only getting out his penis, it will be over before you know it!"
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Lindsay's under the desk! ESE, that was great...
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 21, 2008 - 12:05am.
come on!!... Dina do a "job"?!?!... that's what she had daughters for!
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 20, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Can you please essssplain to me how Ali Lohan is on Letterman tonight?
lindsay's under his desk
And maybe Dina too!
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 21, 2008 - 12:01am.
hey, Nit!... no dissapearing, it's just slight of hand... a magic trick... now where's my wabbit?
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
hello, everyone... PP's hair must be damn near falling out from all the red dye she has to put in that mess every week.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
ESE *smooch and a wedge* Funny as ever, I see!
I guess I'm slowly but surely forgiving you from dissapearing from my life. But then again, I do have teef in my sink hole so...
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 11:48pm.
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on May 20, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Every time I see your name and avie, I crack up.....brilliant choice. I love it!
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Thank you! My mom always joked that I was the peanut gallery growing up, so it's fitting. Plus Statler & Waldorf have been my favorites for years. I'm in awe of their horrible jokes. :p
@Nitty, how did the Sheeps thing work out?
Sharon Stone looks her age, i look twice mine so that makes me better right?
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
@ESE, ROFL...classic!
@PSL, I cought the ad during news, waiting for that trainwreck! But not anxiously...
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
@ slutts. Do what I did. Tell them you want to start selling it yourself and you've already sent off for the stuff..then ask them how much money do they make and what areas do they work. The quit calling faster then when they found out you knew their second grader had lice.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Can you please essssplain to me how Ali Lohan is on Letterman tonight?
lindsay's under his desk
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Can you please essssplain to me how Ali Lohan is on Letterman tonight?
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WHAT?!!!
Dave! Who the hell is booking his guests?
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Can you please essssplain to me how Ali Lohan is on Letterman tonight?
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
Deb! *handing you the apsercreme* How goes it, doll? Are you kidding? Mimi may have street cred but she's no match for PP! I hear each one of her freckles has teef!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Nitty, you around??
Why hasn't Mimi flown to Cannes to steal that magnificent butterfly bracelet from PP? I has to be made from the finest Bedazzl...errrr...diamonds ever!
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on May 20, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Every time I see your name and avie, I crack up.....brilliant choice. I love it!
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Is PP's hair radioactive? Did she take a trip to Chernobyl? Because that hair color is a horrible assault to my vision.
Please, MK, no more, no more!!
James Haven....surely you have something in your bag to ease the smell down here....I've been stuck here for weeks, no thanks to Nitty.
True story that happened to me today. I get an email from an old acquaintance at work today wanting to know if I wanted to have lunch on Friday; I responded yes. Five minutes later, I get an email from the Mary Kay Cosmetics website wanting to confirm my email address with a new consultant; the new consultant was no other than my old acquaintance. Now I remember why I didn't keep in touch with her; that just irked me.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Nitts you are too funny!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
@ James Haven. You sexy beast of a man. You only pop in before you pop out because you know you will cause me a night full of writhing in your absense. Not to mention the fact that since you left, my face is being held together with botox and bubble gum. I beseech you, please see if you can pencil me in soon. I don't know how much longer I can survive the cruel world without you!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Ha! James Haven just realized the photo of Slutts in, er, well, you know.....
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
@ SLutts. My sink hole beckons you. Now it all makes perfect sense...or scents, however PP wants to smell..erm,spell it...I got a million of 'em folks and twice on sundays. Don't forget to check out the buffett! It's located right next to the shuffle boards! PP's mom is a regular guest star!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 11:18pm.
I'm quite certain walmart bottles and sells it for $9.99! But don't worry. Their prices are falling every day!
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Hey, that's what I wear everyday....don't you just love it.
"Team Slut"
@nitwitty...$9.99 is a bit more than i care to spend, so i guess i won't be having any of this beauty displayed in cannes on me...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by letinstar on May 20, 2008 - 10:11pm.
victoria, pp, dita and sharon stone all in the space?...is there a way to contain all this beauty and sell it?
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I'm quite certain walmart bottles and sells it for $9.99! But don't worry. Their prices are falling every day!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
victoria, pp, dita and sharon stone all in the space?...is there a way to contain all this beauty and sell it?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Sheeps, you missed it. She was really bummed because the first one she was sporting was in your honor! Kinda' like PP having a parade in her honor and no one showing up. Oh, wait. That happens a lot in her world!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~