Tuesday, May 20th 2008

Chicken Cutlets Is Everywhere!

Phoebe Price should really consider moving to Cannes. They adore her there! They photograph her chicken cutlets every hour of the day. I'm not even posting half of the pictures they take of her. They can't get enough of her! The French must love poultry.

PP crashed show up to another Angelina Jolie premiere at Cannes today. She already attended the Kung Fu Panda premiere last week. You know she totally swiped Angie's itinerary. Well, PP is the next Angelina Jolie, so she's just training for her inevitable future by following Angie around. Angie better watch her man. No man can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets.

And PP kept flashing two fingers to the paps while on the red carpet. Is she trying to do a peace sign? It looks more like she's about to stick her tongue in between the V and make the "licking coochie" gesture. She's directing that towards Angie. No woman can resist the warm and salty taste of chicken cutlets either.

Anyway, the poor fools that had to share the red carpet with PP during tonight's "Changeling" premiere included Victoria Silvstedt, Sharon Stone and Dita Von Teese. Their beauty pales in comparison to the radiance of Phoebe Price!


Posted by: Michael K


who is she? i have no clue who PP actually is!! and who's the blonde bimbo? i guess the question is....
who cares?
i guess i am curious....but she looks kinda like the cat-lady chick who had waaaaaaaaaay toooooo much plastic surgery.

Scrolling quickly past yet ANOTHER post of that damn ugly redheaded heffer, I saw that GORGEOUS blonde and thought, "ANNA NICOLE has been raised from the dead?!" HK$ really IS evil INCARNATE!!!Then I looked back...again & again.

Love ya Michael K.!!!

Peace out!!!

Candy Lynn's picture

Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan

"Phoebe Price". Learn it. Love It. Live It.

Phoebe Price Lives in West Hollywood Hills and Beverly Hills and thats why she she won't get her Gas at Tarzana!

Funny Stuff!!!! She's amazing.............

Let PP get her Gas wherever she wants to.

CLICK THE YOUTUBE LINK BELOW TO SEE WHAT PP SAID:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NOV3tUkvsEk

MargeAggedon's picture

PP doesn't look that bad especially compared to that life size plastic barbie doll. Oh wait... that's a person? Wow. That canyon between her plastic boobs is big enough to drive the barbie dream corvette through.
Ditta looks amazing as always.
sharon stone? Is she still around? I would have figured peta had her pecked to death by seagulls or something.

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Pers's picture

I don't mind the PP posts because I think about how MK just pretty much chose a random celebrity wannabe and made her well known. I also feel that PP actually tries - unlike other vapid bitches. She's workin' it, doing her thing. And, if MK is getting any $$$, good for him - bitch has gotta get his booze and pot money from somewhere!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful

ethang's picture

Love PP! The bitch is doing her thing. She's in Cannes and she's getting photographed while we sit in front of a computer. Can't hate her for that.

Pers's picture

Wow....almost 300 comments for Phoebe?

Keep on reaching for the stars, while crashing movie premieres and posing at airports! You go girl! :D
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful

Wow, she really is the definition of glamour. I saw her nice profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c om", what kind of raltionship is she looking for? just curious

Phoebetology has conquered Cannes! Maybe next year she'll actually be in one of the movies...

This year Cannes, next year... Sundance? No, THE WORLD!

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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?

GAWD MK I wish you would stop posting about that ridiculous no-talent famous-for-WHAT-exactly? Phoebe Price.

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

juni's picture

A clown, a puppet, a ventriloquist's dummy--this is what I see in her face. Then, when she opens her mouth, she shows that her skull is hollow.

Green Is Good's picture

Judging by the scary talent that showed up for premiere, I'm avoiding this movie like the plague.

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Trashiepoo's picture

Wow, she really is the definition of glamour.
<3.

LASux's picture

WHO exactly is Price? Can someone tell me?
What has she DONE? I am serious, I have no idea who she is.

r5bales's picture

Queen Bee on May 20, 2008 - 11:47pm.
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I wonder if PP knows that.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

Queen Bee's picture

I'm sure two billion people have already pointed this out, but PP is giving us the old two finger salute, that lovely British (Irish, South African, Kiwi, whatever) fuck off-sign. Nice. Really.

badkitty's picture

I'm sorry. I just had to say how ugly she is and how ridiculous she looks. The fact that I'm even commenting on her should tell you how sick I am. Disgusting!! Stop giving her press, M!!! Please, already!!! You (WE) are making her famous for no reason. I'm going to go read a book now and maybe take a class on nuclear physics or something. I'm embarrassed and need help.

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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 21, 2008 - 12:58am.
She must be on like her fifth vaginoplasty by now. And I hate her lips!

maybe it's the white russian and the temazepam talkin', but i would bet if she's on her 5th vaginoplasty she can't be all that happy with her lips either

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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 21, 2008 - 1:32am.
Nite Frito, Hope everything turns out OK!

Just want to say from personal experience, when Dads tell you "Don't worry, everthing will turn out fine" , they really mean it! Trust. Everything will be OK.

OT: Pheobe showing everyone how many times she's ever been laid.
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FritoDorito's picture

Well, goodnight, this corn chip needs to go back in the bag, I'm spent!

Love you all and thanx for all the well wishes. I needed them!

xoxoxoxoxox
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

DebFrmHell's picture

Did Daddy Dorito name his grey hairs after you Frito? LOL.

I look good for my age if I have my hair pulled back in a ponytail/bun. Without, I think I look like a Sharpei.

LOL at your sister's side of the face.

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FritoDorito's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Did Daddy Dorito name his grey hairs after you Frito? LOL.

I look good for my age if I have my hair pulled back in a ponytail/bun. Without, I think I look like a Sharpei.
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Only the ones in his left eyebrow. The ones in his right eyebrow are named after my older sister.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

FritoDorito's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 11:20pm.
I need to go pack up the bathroom just to get one more thing off my list. also, Frito I salute you with a Scoops with Chili and Cheese and I will be thinking of you tomorrow. Hope that all goes very fast!
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Salute! I'll be fine. I'll probably ask them if they will give me some vodka or something before they begin. They'll probably say no, but you never know until you ask.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

DebFrmHell's picture

I need to go pack up the bathroom just to get one more thing off my list. also, Frito I salute you with a Scoops with Chili and Cheese and I will be thinking of you tomorrow. Hope that all goes very fast!

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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"

FritoDorito's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 20, 2008 - 10:07pm.

Aww, I wish I knew you were here. We could have met...
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I was in Hollywood the whole time. I was in that Hotel that's attached to the Chinese Theater. Me and my dad wanted to go see that Prince Caspian movie at El Capitan, but then we found out the tickets were $25 and we said fuck it. How the hell do you guys live out there with everything being so expensive? I thought Dallas was overpriced, but damn was I wrong.

It would have been cool to meet you, though. Too bad. One of these days we could get that chance, because as far as the Disneyland is concerned, I am going to get there even if I'm 30. I'm going to be all over that shit, wearing the mouse ears and chasing the dude dressed as Mickey Mouse, fuck yeah!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 20, 2008 - 10:07pm.

Aww, I wish I knew you were here. We could have met...

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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"

VooDooVixen's picture

NitWitty, come over here and let me give you a little sluuuuuuuuuurp on the cheek!!!!!!!

Just love ya bitch!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

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VooDooVixen's picture

The Men All Paused When I walked into the room..........somebody slap me, cause I know I'm looking good..........I'm giving attitude all over the room.........people are staring....I...I just look too good for these people...........I love ya, I love ya all, but I gots to go.....

Klymaxx circa 1980-something

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

DebFrmHell's picture

Where ever I am is the time zone for the entire country! Did I forget to tell you about that litle quirk of mine? I also do not age anyone. When I meet you you stay that age forever with ne, like Peter Pan... Try living with this brain for a month or two and you too can become certifiable...LOL

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NitWitty's picture

Of course, that sexy VooDooVixen shows up when I'm walking out the door! *atomic wedgie and a supersonic hug* to you funny slut. Miss you like Christmas! xoxoxoxo Night!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

FritoDorito's picture

Nightie night, Nittwitty.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

FritoDorito's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 11:05pm.
Deb, it's only 10:15 here in L.A. - Letterman isn't on yet. No need to call 911...
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I was just in your neck of the woods last week. I was in Hollywood though. I was there because earlier this year my dad wanted to take me to Disneyland before "it's too late and I'm in my mid 20s" but we couldn't go and I got stuck there for one of his lawyer conventions.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Sluttsville's picture

G'night Nitty, I'm out too, got to find some good pics for Dv8 tomorrow. G'night all!

"Team Slut"

NitWitty's picture

Alright, I'm barely hanging in here between some lame movie with James Mcleroy or however you spell it, and trying to keep up. Sorry all must go to sleep, PP has worn me out this evening. Frito, holding healing prayers for you. PSL, thank gawd bong hits don't cause hangovers and I got plenty of grilled salmon and fresh salad in the fridge so don't give into the jalepeno dip and fritos! Deb, call ya tomorrow. PP's shade is Sell your Soul number 29 by Revlon. g'night!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

parissucksliterally's picture

Deb, it's only 10:15 here in L.A. - Letterman isn't on yet. No need to call 911...

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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"

VooDooVixen's picture

Do you think she would be offended if I slathered some extra spicey BBQ sauce on her cheeks and then took a little nibble!?!?!??!

Mama needs some BBQ'd chicken!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

FritoDorito's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 11:00pm.
@PSL, I thought you went to watch that dumbass kid on Letterman and fell out of your chair. I was ready to call EMS for you.

Victoria like the rest of the Botox Bunch, used to be so pretty. Why do they think a major overhaul is in order before say age 50? I just do not get it.
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I don't know why they feel the need for that shit, it's not like they're fooling anyone. However, I see THEIR plastic puffy faces as a good thing. Seeing how they've ended up makes me NEVER want plastic surgery.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

DebFrmHell's picture

@PSL, I thought you went to watch that dumbass kid on Letterman and fell out of your chair. I was ready to call EMS for you.

Victoria like the rest of the Botox Bunch, used to be so pretty. Why do they think a major overhaul is in order before say age 50? I just do not get it.

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FritoDorito's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 10:54pm.
I just had FritoPie a couple of weeks ago with REAL chili (no beans!) at a beer joint out by Canyon Lake. It was outstanding!!!!!!
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Yummy!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Frito, Victoria S is just nasty. So skanky.
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Yeah, I know. She must be on like her fifth vaginoplasty by now. And I hate her lips! So gross. They look like they are an infection of some kind!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

parissucksliterally's picture

Frito, Victoria S is just nasty. So skanky.

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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"

DebFrmHell's picture

I just had FritoPie a couple of weeks ago with REAL chili (no beans!) at a beer joint out by Canyon Lake. It was outstanding!!!!!!

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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"

FritoDorito's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Nitts can you photoshop a sombero onto Heather to spice things up a bit. Everytime I see Frito's Avie I have a craving for Scoops and Bean Dip w/Jalapenos of course...

Victoria S has her lips soooo plumped up her teeth look like melted chiclets!
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My name always makes me crave Frito Pie and Ranch Doritos. Goddammit, I'm a cannibal.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

NitWitty's picture

@ Debs, for you, the moon. Of course that's not the moon in the sky I'm talking about. I can give it a whirl tomorrow! And, FYI, if it doesn't have jalepeno's it a waste of bean dip! How do you think PP gets her hair that shade?

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

FritoDorito's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 10:38pm.
*hanging the NEON sign: Frito's Chat Hole.. In smaller letters below: That's Frito Carleone, Bitch!*
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HAHAHA! Seriously, I've been looking everywhere for job applications for the mafia and I've yet to find one. I can imagine it would read like this:

Are you a cop?
Are you sure?
Have you ever whacked anyone? If so how many?
If you've never clipped anyone, would you be willing to do so if it ever came to that?
Are you absolutely positive you are not a cop?
Would you be willing to be transferred to Miami to aid in the sale of ...ahem... recreational... drugs?
Have you ever operated an uzi?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

DebFrmHell's picture

Nitts can you photoshop a sombero onto Heather to spice things up a bit. Everytime I see Frito's Avie I have a craving for Scoops and Bean Dip w/Jalapenos of course...

Victoria S has her lips soooo plumped up her teeth look like melted chiclets!

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FritoDorito's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Last time they raised mine to .300mg of thyroxine and my hair fell out in bunches until I adjusted to meds! then lost insurance and meds so I have gained 48lbs in 5 months. Sucks. All I am missing now is the stem for the huge pear I have become...LOL

They tested for Graves Right?
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Damn, that sucks. I've had my hair come out like that before, and I got to my Endo stat! They tested for everyting, Lyme (sp?) disease, everything. Negative. It's probably a pseudo tumor, which is treatable. All I have to do is lose some poundage, which is something that I don't mind doing! I think I'll be pretty effin hot as a skinny chick! I'm doing that Neutrasystem thing.

I have a theory on why that shit works, and here it is: IT TASTES AWFUL! You lose weight because there's nothing to eat but that crappy food and the fact that it tastes like shit is incentive to never gain weight again, lest you have to eat that crap again!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Sheeps? Nitty? Story? Email?
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Debs, is that code for you are mailing a story to us? LMAO No one else went along with our earlier summation that the caption this contest resembled a wooly chested member, by the nameof sheeps...LOL
Could be PP's chest?!

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NitWitty's picture

*hanging the NEON sign: Frito's Chat Hole.. In smaller letters below: That's Frito Carleone, Bitch!*

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

DebFrmHell's picture

Last time they raised mine to .300mg of thyroxine and my hair fell out in bunches until I adjusted to meds! then lost insurance and meds so I have gained 48lbs in 5 months. Sucks. All I am missing now is the stem for the huge pear I have become...LOL

They tested for Graves Right?

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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"