Tuesday, May 20th 2008

Breaking! Shauna Sand Is Not Wearing Her Lucite Heels!

Shauna Sand can function without her exquisite lucite heels?! Say it ain't so! Shauna without her lucite heels is like a stripper without her....um......lucite heels! This is sad.

And look at the tacky shit she replaced her gorgeous lucite heels with! They look like gardening shoes! Broke stripper gardening shoes. You know Shauna kept falling all over the place throughout the day, because she wasn't wearing her main glamour source. Let this be a lesson to Shauna. She is nothing without her lucite heels and they are nothing without her!

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Posted by: Michael K


KnobGoblin's picture

Normally I don't comment on this woman because she has the ability to look pretty hot...the last post I saw of her was a pink and black leopard print mini-dress...I was like, "Kay, that's really not flattering..." Now this....

She's in gym clothes wearing heels?! Get over yourself woman! Jeezus! She looks like she takes herself way too seriously and it's turned into a joke.

Sad thing is, she would be hot if she didn't try so hard.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on May 20, 2008 - 1:42pm.
All she needs is a coin changer on a belt.

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Love it. I think that she is carrying a credit card imprinter in her huge tote bag.

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Datura's picture

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 20, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Datura on May 20, 2008 - 3:44pm.
I'm still baffled by the fact that this woman was able to bag that hot French bloke. Maybe her lucite heels have hypnotic qualities...

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Change "bag" to "teabag" in your comment and I think you have your answer.
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You might have a point there. Thankfully, we have no Shauna crotch-flash photos for confirmation.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

deejayspicerack's picture

by the by....i wonder if she realizes you can't talk into ipods....totally different function then the cell phone darling

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Submitted by Datura on May 20, 2008 - 3:44pm.
I'm still baffled by the fact that this woman was able to bag that hot French bloke. Maybe her lucite heels have hypnotic qualities...

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Change "bag" to "teabag" in your comment and I think you have your answer.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Parker's picture

Amanda: Joan Van Ark! Totally! She's headed there faster than JVA did herself.

Maybe Posh could wear these for her workouts. You know, because she can't sort out the shoe thing.
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Murphy on May 20, 2008 - 3:48pm.

Jesus is she on the ANO diet as well??

- It's the Fake n Bake diet.

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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

With or without her clear lucite heels (although these look like black lucite heels), she is still the goddess of tacky trampness.
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deejayspicerack's picture

god i couldnt care less about this monster...
though her humongoid ears are disturbingly freakish ....
cant. look. away.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Maybe she has a concussion. I hope she's OK.
WOW, next thing ya know she'll be wearing orange Crocs.

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Murphy's picture

Jesus is she on the ANO diet as well?? What a piece of emaciated trash.

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ISprainedMyUvula on May 20, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Those aren't toes, they're talons. Every time I see a picture of this broad, I hear the shriek of a predatory bird in my head.

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GAME OVER. Nothing more to say.

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 4:37pm.
MK, those are her workout shoes! She wouldn't want to scratch her lucites!

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Right... she saves her lucites for when she is out "working".

yepyepyep's picture

She oozes class, I mean Audrey Hepburn has nothing on Shauna

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Datura's picture

I'm still baffled by the fact that this woman was able to bag that hot French bloke. Maybe her lucite heels have hypnotic qualities...

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

Clarisse's picture

Not wearing Lucite heels, but still has the stick up her ass and busted cat lady face.

Amanda,
"Prince Charming" aaaaaaaaand how!!!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Those aren't toes, they're talons. Every time I see a picture of this broad, I hear the shriek of a predatory bird in my head.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Green Is Good's picture

Too much make-up, too much fake-bake, too much crazy on her face.

She looks like she's on the job. All she needs is a coin changer on a belt.

zomay's picture

I don't think those are her gym workout shoes. I think those are her long distance running shoes.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on May 20, 2008 - 3:39pm
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She's treading very, very close into Joan Van Ark face territory.

KA's picture

What the hell does this slut coat herself with? Is this what that Mystic Tan shit does to you? HORRID.

EvilShoe's picture

Breaking! Shauna Sand Is Not Wearing Her Lucite Heels!

I see she's still wearing that fugly ass face though.

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Amanda's picture

Unfortunately, they're still fugly ass shoes.

Why do her TOES always have to HANG OVER HER SHOES?

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OMG!

At least she got smart, and got appropriate workout shoes.

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MK, those are her workout shoes! She wouldn't want to scratch her lucites!

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