Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Breaking! Shauna Sand Is Not Wearing Her Lucite Heels!
Shauna Sand can function without her exquisite lucite heels?! Say it ain't so! Shauna without her lucite heels is like a stripper without her....um......lucite heels! This is sad.
And look at the tacky shit she replaced her gorgeous lucite heels with! They look like gardening shoes! Broke stripper gardening shoes. You know Shauna kept falling all over the place throughout the day, because she wasn't wearing her main glamour source. Let this be a lesson to Shauna. She is nothing without her lucite heels and they are nothing without her!
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Submitted by Trashiepoo on May 21, 2008 - 3:34am.
G L A M O U R.
ALL YOU BITCHES ARE HATIN'.
Even though i'm currently in a state of shock because of her not wearing her gorgeous lucite heels, but still.
YA'LL BEEN SIPPIN' ON FAR TOO MUCH HATERADE.
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LOL...glamour? If you're talking Kansas redneck trailer park chic, maybe. You want glamour, look at a photo of Cate Blanchett on the red carpet or a headshot of Audrey Hepburn.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Odd...it's like she is trying to regress back to being a little girl, but wants to dress up like an adult (if this makes sense).
And, on another note, I feel sorry for her daughters having her as a "role model".
hahaha. I love how not wearing lucite heels is breaking news. LMAO
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who is this bitch? is that shiteous tattooed on makeup i see?
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This bitch is 4 different shades of orange. She looks like a tie-dye dayglo shirt I used to have when I was a kid. I kinda wanna press my hands on her exposed midriff to see if she changes color. Who is she, anyway? Looks like an aging stripper to me.
P.S. She's not even 40 yet? I seriously thought she was 50 or close to it, trying to recapture her youth. My god she looks old.
Keep them doggies rollin', Rawhide!
G L A M O U R.
ALL YOU BITCHES ARE HATIN'.
Even though i'm currently in a state of shock because of her not wearing her gorgeous lucite heels, but still.
YA'LL BEEN SIPPIN' ON FAR TOO MUCH HATERADE.
I didn't know it was possible to have not 1 but THREE freakin' toes longer than the big toe. Uggghhh! That's just nasty and what's with those knots right below her knee?
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
Those high heels are even uglier than the lucite crap she usually wears. Who is she anyway, a high-end LA whore or something?
Your face!
Submitted by letinstar on May 20, 2008 - 11:21pm.
and it looks like shauna came fresh from a workout...did she wear those heels while she was on the stairmaster?
"Body by Plastic Surgeons, shoes by Nike sport Stripper Collection"
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She may not have her lucite heels, but she still has those same damn funky long trying-to-crawl-off-the-shoe toes!
Meet Virginia by Train.........
Thanx guys! I YouTubed it...great video!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 20, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Train?
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
I think the song is called virginia..
great song..
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
"She loves babies and surprises....
Wears High Heels when she excercises...
She's beautiful.......
Smokes a pack a day...wait that's me but anyway
she doesn't care about that hey, she thinks I'm beautiful......."
Okay, who the hell sings that song, it is now stuck in my head!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
and it looks like shauna came fresh from a workout...did she wear those heels while she was on the stairmaster?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
shauna should really consider designing a shoe that covers up those hideous toes...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Long, prehensile toes are de rigeur in the world of possum fashion.
And lucite heels.
Stupid whore.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Ack! She has fingers for toes!!
i love open-toe shoes as much as the next guy, but bitch has ugly feets. she needs to reconsider. the 4 other toes are longer than the big toe.
EWWWWW HER TOES LOOK LIKE MUFFINS IN THOSE SHOES!
What a glow she has. Shine on, Shauna. Shine on.
We already have a White Oprah. How about we call this one "Seville Shauna"? It fits that vivid orange sheen that coats her epidermis.
...@ Tigerlilly:
...be calm my fe-lion friend....someone said that she may have just gone ape shit with a black magic marker and that those are still "the" shoes...I choose to believe it...
She is now offically oranger than Jordan! She is soooooooo orange, she is bordering on Full-Blow-Liver-Failure-Baby-Jaunice-Hulk-Hogan-orange!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok, just so you know, my world is crumbling right now....Shauna that glorious Phoenix who rose from the ashes of the trash of Hollywood with her exquisite taste, grace, class, etc is abandoning the ONE THING that every classy woman should have in her wardrobe, CLEAR LUCITE HEELS???? No, no, I refuse to believe it. PHOTOSHOP...*sticking claws into tiger ears....LA, LA, LA, LA, LA...* I can't hear you....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Well, she does have a nice body. That head, though!
She is hurrying to her lap dance yoga class.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by mahaatma on May 20, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by RJII on May 20, 2008 - 6:17pm.
...I think all that money she spends is called "child support"....the kids are probably naked and hungry...
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STOP! just stop. too hillarious. Those poor Symalac babies.
Submitted by MJF on May 20, 2008 - 6:48pm.
Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh @ her finger-toes!
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finger-toe... my second toe IS a finger toe, I HATE it! *cries*
She's like roadkill... You don't want to look, but you have to.
Her fake tatas are starting to droop to her naval. Taking note, PP? Your cheeklets are going to do the same thing, honey lamb.
Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh @ her finger-toes!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
What's this? Shauna wearing decent clothing?
Submitted by RJII on May 20, 2008 - 6:17pm.
...I think all that money she spends is called "child support"....the kids are probably naked and hungry...
Ugh, I am loathe to say anything remotely positive about this hooker robot, but...her body is pretty damn nice for her being like, 50...even if it is orange.
Submitted by mahaatma on May 20, 2008 - 5:19pm.
...her toes have been hanging onto those shoes for dear life and have now morphed into long grabby monkey digits....I bet she could run up a coconut tree quicker than snot...
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monkey digits - lol
I bet she spends a lot of other people's money to look that cheap.
her face looks like molded rubber.
My 12 yr old neighbor girl has those same shorts. Dress your age, not IQ, ya ho...
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
She looks a tad like Christina Applegate--minus the talent and hotness.
They're African geta. I'm getting some before the rains.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 2:13pm.
She already has a built in card slot.
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Unfortunately, that particular card slot would only gunk up credit card and make it unreadable and, thus, she would not be able to complete the transaction. ;)
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Gardening shoes for a whore, maybe.
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
Those are the Lucite shoes, she just got creative and took some White-Out and a black Sharpie to them!
...Mrs. Kravitz,
...Shauna would need orange platform Crocs with 5 inch rubber heels - I didn't see them at Sports Chalet but maybe they have them on the web site...
She is in really good shape considering she will be 40 in a couple of years, but she still looks way younger than Lohan.
Don't be so mean people. I'm sure she has some deep philosophical thoughts and theories on the plight of modern civilization, the Iraq war and the Bush administration. Surely she has to be listening to Cornel West on her ipod while she conjures up a plan to save the world from war, disease, and starvation. While she's at it I bet she's thinking up a way to save the polar bears from extinction due to global warming. She is an intellectual giant and therefore I am a retard. Time to go back into my cage.
...her toes have been hanging onto those shoes for dear life and have now morphed into long grabby monkey digits....I bet she could run up a coconut tree quicker than snot...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 20, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Love it. I think that she is carrying a credit card imprinter in her huge tote bag.
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She already has a built in card slot.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/