Asshole Wentz
Pete Wentz called into Ryan Seacrest's show on KIIS-FM this morning to discuss his wedding and other boring stuff. Pete said that Ashlee "legally is a Wentz ... I don't know what she'll do with her stage name, that's up to her. She hasn't decided that." She should change her stage name to Big Fug Asshole. It has a better ring to it then Ashlee Simpson or Ashlee Wentz.
Pete also said they signed a pre-nup. Damn, he's giving up all their business. I'm surprised he didn't talk about their wedding night. That's because they just flat-ironed each other's hair and tried out new brands of eyeliner.
The newlyweds are also skipping a honeymoon for now. He said they are just hanging out in the basement, "We got some blow-up palm trees. A little fake-n-bake tanning booth." They have no choice. Papa Joe locks them down there and only lets them come out for public appearances.
And when Ryan asked about the baby, Pete responded, "Ryan, this baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I'm confirming now is that we're in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees."
Yup, she's knocked up. And enough with this stupid basement! It sounds like hell down there anyway. Pete Wentz, his blow-up bride and a bunch of blow-up trees? No gracias.
Source: UsWeekly
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First of all, I feel sorry for that baby. It's going to be fug. I mean, look at his huge face, and think about how ugly Asslee was before surgery. It's either going to be hard to look at, or magically not get their ugly genes and be gorgeous.
And, why the fock are they living in someone else's basement?
Don't they make a lot of money?
There are a lot of daddy issues going on there.
Ew.
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Wait, they stayed home in the basement and Jessica and Tony went on vacation? Um, weird.
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Yeah, sure. They're not staying in the basement with blow-up palm trees and a fake-and-bake tanning booth...they've really been down there playing with Jem dolls, flat irons, and watching The Neverending Story on a loop.
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Didn't he post somewhere that there was no baby and how the press was on a witch hunt? Now there is a baby coming to light? What a dumbass.
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Asshole has no talent is so damn freakin' ugly. That Pete guy is all face. Giant bobble-head ugly freak, get off my computer screen!
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She's not THAT bad looking, but she does have an unfortunate chin that's for damn sure. She wasted all that money on her nose, should have gotten her chin replaced or something. These two assholes marrying signified the coming of the Omen baby for reals man! LOOK OUT!!
They are both fug as hell. No matter how much Asslee spends on plastic surgery, she is always going to be unfortunate looking.
PS: Her eyes are totally freaking me out...
I'm sure the THREE of them are having a great time on their honeymoon.
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egads....look at how massive pete's head is...good luck assley pushing a baby out of your snatch with your chin and pete's head...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
He looks great. His blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Is he single now? Just curious.
What is "cribbage" isn't that some sort of game?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Jamesy:
Is tomorrow cribbage night?
I got my best cribbage jeans all starched and pressed for tomorrow and then I thought..."Holy hell! It's Thursday night!"
So what's the deal?
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There is a baby. They have already asked James Haven to be the Godfather. If it's a boy it will be Joseph and if a girl, Josephina. Pete is unhappy about this, but it's in the contract. Keep this under your hat bitches, or James Haven will be in big trouble for spilling the beans.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Nothing like a shot gun wedding to bring people together.
By saying "this baby" he pretty much acknowledges it's existence, therefore, It's confirmed!
But then again, I guess I can't say for sure without hearing his tone of voice with the comment.
Papa Joe insisted they get a pre-nup, so this time when he whores out one of his daughters on reality TV, once the divorce papers are signed, she will be able to keep her millions, and he can keep his MAC.
And someone please pray for this future unfortunate looking spawn.
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I hate the look in Asshole's eyes. It says "Come play with us, forever and ever and ever"
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Okay, which one is pregnant?
"this baby has not been confirmed yet" is he serious? with public relations savvy like this he fits right in with the rest of the family. douche
Papa Joe is so skeevy to me...his House of Simpson cult is scary.
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Basement!?
What the fuck?!
http://www.intimatemingle.com
they are the cutest couple! I saw this photo on **++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++**. It's a dating site for blacks, African American, interracial singles. Not sure who posted it there.
Is there a big plastic blow-up Vagine down in that basement too? Oh, wait...Pete Wentz IS a big blow-up plastic vagine!
Their baby is gonna be fugs... I know it.
"Ashlee Wentz" sounds like something you might go to a doctor for.
"Oooh, yeah, that an infected Ashlee Wentz you've got coming out of your butt. That's going to need lancing."
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Ashleee looks like she has her eyes closed, but has eyes painted no her eyelids.. Like in that movie Pirate/carribean.. blah blah.. Open dem eyes bitch!!
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I almost choked on my sandwich there...lol! Totally true!
Pre nup? For what - she can't be making any money any more. Shit would you really by a record of hers or go to a concert? Perhaps see a movie! I don't fucking think so!!!
She should change her stage name to Big Fug Asshole.
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LOL.
I can't stand these two ass-hats. I almost didn't even bother to post this, but what the heck, there it is. I just can't even begin to care about these two wannabes.
I doubt their spending their honeymoon in a basement. I also don't give a shit.
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Ugh - he is so not attractive. Stupid little midget.
Ugh. Is Asshole actually preggo, or is she desperately trying to ESCAPE her pervert father?
With a creepy dad like Pappy Joe, (who's already commented on her older sister's TITS), I'd probably marry the first guy that asked, too.
ugh just LOOK at him! What kind of "husband" is THAT?!
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He'd write his goodbye note in eyeliner on the mirror. So retro.
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sensemina...
thank you! I just couldn't understand the basement thing. i'm like dayum they close all the motel sixes? that explains it. motel six has all the truck drivers getting up in the am starting their rigs... um so i've heard ... ash woulda woke up late and her man would be in the back of a rig headed to florida. hehhee... actually to be fair pete does seem nicer than that. he would let her know before he left.
LOL @ all this stupid nonsense.
Didn't Asshole confirm the pregnancy at their budget ass wedding?
Why do I give a fuck?
Ok. I don't. I just think these two are soooo edgy and crap!
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Rollin' with the homies
cuz they're like, so mature. I can see them totally breaking up when one of them has a bad hair day or decides that emo isnt cool anymore.
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The story of the Wentz and Simpsons never ends. That prenup is a surefire excuse to get them back on celebrityprayerlist.com sooner rather than later.
how romantic! i hope my future husband calls in to a radio station to discuss our special day AND my basement.
Submitted by RJII on May 20, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Is it Pete or Joe's baby?
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oh come on, that is mean.
You know Papa Joe only wants Jessica.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by RJII on May 20, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Is it Pete or Joe's baby?
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Schwarzenegger's
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double ewww.
What is wrong with all these morons? In this day and age, there is really no excuse for getting pregnant without planning on it. Yes, I know there are a few exceptions (the condom broke, etc.) but I have a feeling they are all just too lazy or stupid to use contraception. I've been having sex for a good decade now without any Oopsie Daisies. Gawd.
Yes, speaking of shotgun weddings...
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20201377,00.html
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Stoney - REALLY??
Guess she didn't want a bastard child either.
Submitted by RJII on May 20, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Is it Pete or Joe's baby?
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Schwarzenegger's.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
So apparently Chashole actually married Miserable yesterday their rep confirms to People.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Is it Pete or Joe's baby?
all i know is that poor baby is going to have a chin from hell. 3/4ths of the poor thing's face is going to be chin!
Did Asslee get her eyes operated on, too? Like Jessica did. Can't think of the name of the surgery, but they take away some of the eyelid giving you that deer-in-the-headlights look.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Damn it!
I want a shot gun wedding!
No fair!
ha ha ha
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LoLO.. *puts end of Shotgun on knee* You're marrying my daughter.. You gone and knocked her up, we's a family know.. *chews hay w/ pig crap on it*
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