The worst tattoos on the planet - Radar

Reese Witherspoon is in a bikini, but Jakey Poo is fully clothed. Not right - Hollywood Tuna

Lily Allen is topless again - Egotastic!

Jessica Simpson is in Cabo without Romo - Popsugar

Petra Nemcova is Sean Penn's stalker - IDLYITW

Heidi & Spencer in yet another staged photo shoot - Just Jared

Monica Bellucci is hot - Hollywood Rag

Kenny Chesney is a whiny bitch - A Socialite's Life

Susanna Hoffs is 49?! - Cityrag

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini and a bed sheet (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather



r5bales's picture

Wasn't a dancer.....
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/armpit_tatoo.htm
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

gucci's picture

Love Monica she's gorgeous and sexy however i have one thing against her. she's married to the man i love Vincent Cassel! EEEEEEERRRRRRRR!give me my man!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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r5bales's picture

I've seen that starfish tat.. Horrific. Nearly a year ago someone had a CanCan/dancer armpit tatoo for an avie. It was great. The photo was too big for the guy to keep, but I still remember it. I miss the tiger ass tat avie too.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

TheBreakdown's picture

I would drink Monica Bellucci's bathwater.

If they won't cast her as Wonder Woman, they need to clone her.

She is the prototype!

www.myspace.com/triston

NitWitty's picture

Sorry, wasn't ignoring you hot sluts..Phone rang right after I posted the tat! *glances at DebFrmHell!* Now I have to go. No rest for the wicked! Hope to catch up with all you funny sluts later! xoxoxoxoxo
OnT: Monica Bellucci was born in 1964~ aged to perfection!!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~

parissucksliterally's picture

Nitty, that is a very funny tat....

where the hell do you people find these things?!

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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"

LoLo's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on May 20, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 12:24pm.

Tom's Diner? More addictive than Krispy Kreme.

YES SIR!
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Sheeps's picture

Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 12:24pm.

Tom's Diner? More addictive than Krispy Kreme.

Sheeps's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 12:26pm.
This is one of my favorite tattoos: May not be SFW..but not over the top.

Too cute! I wonder if they can make a John Deere riding mower?

oklahoma's picture

OMG, NitWitty.. that was such a unique tat.. I just have mushrooms, and a frog..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 3:26pm.
This is one of my favorite tattoos: May not be SFW..but not over the top.
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Bwaaaahaaa! I appreciated that one so much more than starfish.

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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

PillsForThat's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on May 20, 2008 - 3:26pm.

LMAO

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Only when the last tree has died, & the last river has been poisoned, and the last fish has been caught, will we realise that we cannot eat money.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 20, 2008 - 1:52pm.
sophie is beautiful!
we need to make some doggy babys, sugar!
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http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/christine43/?action=view&current=...

LoLo's picture

_Submitted by missy on May 20, 2008 - 3:22pm.
hahahahaha, viva, I still love you girl!! Youre definately better off without that drunk Jesus tatt anyhow... hahaha

Im a tatoo virgin. I like to keep versions of virginity in tact. Whichever ones I can.

Im so saving butt sex for marriage :)

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NitWitty's picture

This is one of my favorite tattoos: May not be SFW..but not over the top.

http://photobucket.com/image/funny%20tattoo/Empatho/Funny%20for%20Forum/...

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

DeeDee's picture

Bwhahaha Nit!

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M.E.'s picture

I want to add to my tat collection, know what I'm going to add, just can't justify spending $200 on it.

LoLo's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 3:18pm.

Well shit, untill M.E. said manic monday i was thinking of Suzanne (sp?) Vega and i had not the "my name is Luca" song but the one that goes

Duh de duh duh
duh de duh duh
duh de duh dhu
duh de duh duh
I was sitting at a cafe
and some chick was doing something and looking someplace and straightening her dress

duh de duh duh
duh deduh duh

Something about bells from the cathedral...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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M.E.'s picture

I swear to God. Some people get tattoo's just to get a tattoo. Really. WHO THE HELL would actually GET some of the crap I've seen here today!?!?

NitWitty's picture

Deb, don't do it! You'll regret it, trust me. Just look at the caption this contest and ask Sheeps about letting stuff out on youtube!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

missy's picture

hahahahaha, viva, I still love you girl!! Youre definately better off without that drunk Jesus tatt anyhow... hahaha

Im a tatoo virgin. I like to keep versions of virginity in tact. Whichever ones I can.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

M.E.'s picture

FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!!!!! WHY DID I CLICK ON THE STARFISH TATTOO?!?!!??!?!!?!??!

That is just WRONG!

DebFrmHell's picture

Nitty, are u sill out there?? I am two ciggies away from a youtube moment of the day AND it may top yesterdays which if I wasn't swearing so much it would have been FUNNY!

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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"

Viva La Lohan's picture

Missy I hope you still love me but I meant one of the ones on that site The C Word posted was a drunk Jesus, I just messed up my post.

I have a decepticon tattoo, which makes me kinda cool though, right?

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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself

oklahoma's picture

M.E.. THANK YOU!, Now I have that song, and not do your balls hang low.. from that other thread in my head.. phew, that was close.. Oh crap, here I am singing it again.

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

M.E.'s picture

Great, now I have "Manic Monday" stuck in my head.

oklahoma's picture

TheCWord.. LOL I liked those tats you posted.. That moulin rouge one was funny/creepy! Chick needed to shave!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

What body part is adorning that bald, crazy-ass Brit tat?

Love how they worked the psoriasis, scabies and assorted scabs into the face. Bleeding gums-nice touch.

parissucksliterally's picture

ah M.E.....I gotcha....

Susanna Hoffs look AMAZING. Please God, let me look like that in 12 years.....

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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"

M.E.'s picture

PSL - I'm not saying she looks awful, but just not what I expected.

parissucksliterally's picture

M.E.:

I believe it...sure she runs and stuff, but she may not be doing ab work that often...maybe she just doesn't care. She's talked about having cellulite, etc....so I think it is her....and I also think she looks fine.

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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan

NitWitty's picture

Best news I've learned all week. Glad to find out that hot slut Monica Bellucci was born the same year as me! Yeah, I still got it..Just can't remember where I put it most days!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

M.E.'s picture

I do not believe those Reese photos. She's a skinny bitch, we always see her leaving the gym. NO WAY am I gonna believe she has love handles and is jelly like that.

Manimal5's picture

With the right weave Lily Allen could double for Shitney.

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missy's picture

Viva - YOU HAVE A DRUNK JESUS TATTOO?!?!?!

Have I told you lately that I love you?
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Viva La Lohan's picture

Hi Missy, yeah that's her at like 6mos, she's just over a year now.

OnT: I have tattoos that are perhaps unconventional, but none are as bad as these pieces of crap. My fave is drunk Jesus

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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself

Manimal5's picture

Comingback with the tattoo of bald Britney?

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missy's picture

VIVA!! Sophie is soo fucking CUTE!!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

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Submitted by DeeDee on May 20, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Maybe after bouncing on bones, Jake's liking the cushion for his pushin'.
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Step off sista', he's mine! ;)

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No worries, that was an observation, not an invitation;)

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OMFG the "In Loving Memory" tatt made me laugh so hard.

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Viva La Lohan's picture

CTH - is that Malachai in that link? Too cute! I'll show you Sophie:
http://a450.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_dd4b8c929d48e7a9f5c36...

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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself

missy's picture

c the hoff - your dog is beautiful!!! AWW!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

DeeDee's picture

Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Maybe after bouncing on bones, Jake's liking the cushion for his pushin'.
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Step off sista', he's mine! ;)

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christine the hoff's picture

Reese looks okay, but she had to pose with the hotness that is Jake's German shepherd, anybody would look worse!
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KD's picture

Ug, that tattoo is nauseating!

yiooooooo's picture

The britney tattoo is scary im goin to have nightmares

Kizzy's picture

Maybe after bouncing on bones, Jake's liking the cushion for his pushin'.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

ChubbyWubby's picture

Lily Allen is topless again -
I've never thought I would be repulsed by a topless woman but I was wrong!!!

Susanna Hoffs is 49?! -
WOW!!! She looks absolutely fantastic!!!! Prime Cougar....

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini and a bed sheet-
Her and Mushy Fartone have the two lumpy bodies

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Stoney's picture

Get that ugly bald whore off my screen!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

The C word's picture

Here's another gem of a tat (SFW):

http://www.asylum.com/gallery/ink-that-stinks/481201/
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