Wednesday, May 21st 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 20th!

Michelle Duggar's OBGYN holds up a mirror and gently explains to her that perhaps God is trying to tell her that 18 is enough. - City Barbie

Runners-up:

I should have known... eating chocolate covered bacon was bound to have side effects. - NotSoAnonymous

The effects of breast feeding have taken their toll on the pregnant man. - LCat5129

I'm pretty sure this is dude, but I covered up the nips just in case. Click here to see the NSFW version. He's got a nipple ring too!

Posted by: Michael K


Fandango's picture

Sharon Osbourne has seen better days.

Fandango's picture

"If you titty ram me, you'll see how my belly feels just like an unshaven nutsack" says Rosie.

Looks like Rojo Caliente's carpet doesn't match the drapes.

City Barbie's picture

Lethal Weapon 6 - The Talavera Twins Terrorize LA

Submitted by City Barbie on May 20, 2008 - 10:33am.
Practice Safe Sex. Do NOT go here for a titty fuck!

heeheehee. I'd be worried about the tooth getting lodged.

Fandango's picture

Harry Manbags out on the town.

Maverick2464's picture

Doesn't my new Shark Tooth necklace make me more manly. The ladies will love it.

Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com

CindyC's picture

I don't think I'll ever recover from seeing this photo. Seriously, how does one go about living their life after seeing this?

Ron Jeremy is making the transition into tranny porn

Fandango's picture

Not American Grizzly's best centerfold.

-ohmy-'s picture

Who wants to Motor Boat me???

*Smile Bitches*

NoAnjl's picture

Ewww, I think I'd rather sit on top of the tooth. :(

missy's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 20, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Exactly which smartass submitted my picture to the "CAPTION THIS CONTEST"??? There is a special place in hell for you!

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hahahahaha, that should be one of the winners for sure.. hahahaha:)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

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-ohmy-'s picture

Nads wet dream

*Smile Bitches*

Cupid's picture

No caption attempt on this one. MK you will go straight to hell for this, I've got that creepy crawly feeling (not the good kind) all over now.

City Barbie's picture

Practice Safe Sex. Do NOT go here for a titty fuck!

-ohmy-'s picture

Perez flaunts his new body on 4th of July...

*Smile Bitches*

Nothing accents pimply pierced manboobs like an aardvark claw necklace.

DebFrmHell's picture

Exactly which smartass submitted my picture to the "CAPTION THIS CONTEST"??? There is a special place in hell for you!

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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"

NoAnjl's picture

Unfortunately, dude had to remove his ball piercings. Too many sparks.

City Barbie's picture

Fortunately the guards make prisoners bend over during intake. This inmate's rectum was clear but he was still found to be packing a 45.

DEEONIS's picture

STAR JONES BEFORE HER BREAST LIFT WAIT.. OR IS THAT BIG GAY ALS BEFORE SHOTS???

Sweetas's picture

Well then, if it's not about sexy time what does "jump the shark" mean?

missy's picture

When baby Sasquatch dreams.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Just when I thought MK could not repulse me any more, he outdoes himself!! You are my hero!!! If I were a cock...I would give you coagulated white kisses!!

"Celebrity Crack Whores are life's sprinkles on a Giant Meth Cupcake! ahhhhhh"

The effects of breast feeding have taken their toll on the pregnant man.

SubMonkey's picture

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this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen,
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City Barbie's picture

After a particularly passionate session with Rosie, Kelly is treated for 3rd degree carpet burns at First Response.

xcronex's picture

wrong wrong wrong ... dude should have put in stretchers not hoops

*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*

NotsoAnonymous's picture

I should have known... eating chocolate covered bacon was bound to have side effects.

loozer's picture

Even Rosie O'Donnel has a sex tape.

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There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!

The Proactive before photos are getting grosser every day.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Wild Thing looking for a good match. Huge knockers, lots of lucious hair. Give love a chance today! 555-HLNO.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Sweetas's picture

Even with CiscoAddleritis, Jack Nicholson still gets all the chicks.

*fights to keep lunch down*

*loses*

Gonnaburn...'s picture

I thought you were supposed to LOSE hair on estrogen.

christine the hoff's picture

The Dove soap ads are getting awful desperate.
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Sunny1's picture

This is just wrong, on SOOOOO many levels! ugh

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City Barbie's picture

Cecelia's mother warned her not to shave the tiny solitary hair sprouting from her chest when she was 14. Of course, she didn't listen.

missy's picture

Well, at least Cisco Adler is evenly proportioned.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

platypus's picture

So I heard there's a Alyssa Milano sex tape...
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Dr. Destructo's picture

Britney has really let herself go!

pad408's picture

The winner of Survivor - West Hollywood

Stoney's picture

Kim Kardashian really needs to learn how to accessorize.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by platypus on May 20, 2008 - 1:15pm.
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Platypus... Mac The Knife! :))

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But then again, what do I know?

YesIownPanties's picture

Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.

(yes..this is from 16 candles)

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

City Barbie's picture

Hair Club for Hermaphrodytes

TexnDoc's picture

<"I'm pretty sure this is dude, but I covered up the nips just in case.">

That's cute/funny enough for me.

NotsoAnonymous's picture

Age progression photo of John Mayer. What he'll look like after dating Jenny Anniston for one month.

Jadedkitten's picture

amy for the love of god put your top back on

Akare's picture

Yo man, I told you that you could only pick one, is either the boob job or the electrolysis.

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