Wednesday, May 21st 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 20th!

Michelle Duggar's OBGYN holds up a mirror and gently explains to her that perhaps God is trying to tell her that 18 is enough. - City Barbie

Runners-up:

I should have known... eating chocolate covered bacon was bound to have side effects. - NotSoAnonymous

The effects of breast feeding have taken their toll on the pregnant man. - LCat5129

I'm pretty sure this is dude, but I covered up the nips just in case. Click here to see the NSFW version. He's got a nipple ring too!

Posted by: Michael K


Sweetas's picture

"Pull my back hair! Pull my back hair!"

FritoDorito's picture

Joe Francis' mother Enid shows her support for Girls Gone Wild
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

I see Heidi got Spencer's testosterone.

A suicide bomber waiting for his 17 virgins....

Lady Hadenough's picture

Is that the new Bulgari necklace!! I'm so jealous!

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Not to be outdone by Angelina Jolie, Rosie O' Donnell shows off her own set of twins.

DeeDee's picture

Chocolate bacon warning below picture: Chocolate bacon will elongate your breasts. Do not place chocolate bacon directly on the skin. And even in some rare cases, chocolate bacon will grow hair.

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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen

Maggie the Cat's picture

That pregnant dude must be ready to give birth any day now. His milk has come in.

sexy's picture

moobs gone gross.

National Geographic finds the island of the secret Ron Jeremy spawn.

billyburg's picture

Poor Lindsay didn't read about the side effects of Aviva. Too late now sweetie...

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Kim Kardassian before the "nose job".

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

NotsoAnonymous's picture

That's funny.
I "Googled" VACATION PICS JERSEY SHORE, and that's the first image I saw.

dgalvan's picture

This is where sour cream comes from.

hoozer's picture

See? I don't have TV but I can watch Survivor too. The last pube standing that doesn't get covered by an oozing sore wins!

As Cisco Adler aged, it wasn't just his balls that hung low and tumbled to and fro.....

LASHONCARTER's picture

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ROISE TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON!

***I'M MRS. LIFE STYLE OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS***
KISSES LASHON CARTER AKA QUEENBUNNY420 BITCHES
MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420

Jared didn't know if he should spend his last five dollars on a box of Nair or a good support bra......

See what happens when you suck at the teat of humanity too long?

BBTBphile's picture

With no other vehicle to promote herself, Brooke Hogan goes topless for "Bears Gone Wild".

Conky's picture

Hook that ring up onto the bearclaw for the "fromunda" cheese dispenser.

Thanks

BBTBphile's picture

he's got his mother's smarts, and father's breasts.

BBTBphile's picture

Rosie O'Donnell's "Mother's World Daily" photo shoot.

misstia's picture

Melissa Ethridge got her nipple pierced for her lesbian wedding.

Caption for May 20th....

"Just given ANOTHER good reason to go dyke"

hoozer's picture

Well, Owen should have known that if he bought Tori Spelling's boobs off ebay, Kate would dump him for good.

Maverick2464's picture

I've only got 4 minutes to shave and hurl.

Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com

The C word's picture

Heather Mills got her father’s looks alright.

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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

TheVinylVillager's picture

Roseanne should have taken what she spent on vaginal rejuvenation and had some laser hair removal and a boob lift done.

http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com

NotsoAnonymous's picture

"Thanks for the pic. I would really like to meet you in person but how do I know that you don't work for 'To Catch a Predator?' "

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

HAHAHAAH
Judy Blume!

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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

"Are you there God? It's me Margaret. I have been doing my bust exercises every day, but still haven't gotten my period. "

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

Maverick2464's picture

Dear Lord In Heaven, tell me he doesn't have Britney's Face tattooed on the underside of his manboobs.

Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com

wblooney's picture

The women in these "Top Freedom" protests are getting a little too manly.

hoozer's picture

Well that's thoughtful of you to provide a flosser to pick the hair out of my teeth, but the answer is still NO.

When the chaffing from one too many titty f$%ks got really uncomfortable, he brought out the 'gate keeper.' Tommy Boy hates the 'gate keeper.'

wblooney's picture

Flashback to childhood Christmas cartoon:

"Ears Nester"

CollinK's picture

Brandon Davis shows off his battle scars -- one of Paris' teeth and a full shot of Lindsey's firecrotch right to the chest.

wblooney's picture

BARF!!!!!

Is that a third nipple or a giant zit on the left boob?

No caption -- just really really creeped out now.

City Barbie's picture

Baby it's cold outside. Come here and let mamma warm up those ears!

CORNDOG's picture

Where did all the Oly go?

As Aliens from outer space go He/She didn't look too bad.

Rocket's picture

One Hung Lo's other brother, Two Hung Lo.

City Barbie's picture

Meth tits

City Barbie's picture

Known for her radically unique style, Amy Winehouse turns crack bloat, impetigo and hormonal imbalance into the new black.

This necklace is a memento of the last beast that tried to nibble my nippies.

Sweetas's picture

Lilly Allen really needs to cover that shit up.

Anjers!!!! *motorboating you* XOXOXO

itsmypotty's picture

W.T.F.
That is all.

Maverick2464's picture

Two hairy cow udders walk into a bar ...

Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com

NotsoAnonymous's picture

Don't tell me.
It's Simon Cowell, right?