Wednesday, May 21st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 20th!
Michelle Duggar's OBGYN holds up a mirror and gently explains to her that perhaps God is trying to tell her that 18 is enough. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
I should have known... eating chocolate covered bacon was bound to have side effects. - NotSoAnonymous
The effects of breast feeding have taken their toll on the pregnant man. - LCat5129
I'm pretty sure this is dude, but I covered up the nips just in case. Click here to see the NSFW version. He's got a nipple ring too!
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That shark dragged me darn near three miles by the boobs fore I tore out hez tooth to keep as a souvenir. - Johnny Knoxville
With my rebate check i bought breast implants. What did you buy?
The Original Sweater Girl
Rosie O'Donnell celebrated leaving the View by getting a nipple piercing.
WITH THE POWER OF HIS LUCKY GERMAN SHEPARD TOOTH HIS MOOBS FLY HIM ACROSS THE TRAILOR PARK! HE DONT EVEN GOTTA WALK NO MO'
See, THAT'S why I'm against giving all those hormones to cows!
When they said they needed to "Move the Island" on Lost, who knew they were refering to Hurley?!
Having already perfected the crotch shot, Britney decided to bring back the tit flash.
HoTmOMmy
A preview of Samantha's nude scene from "Sex and the City".
Gorillas Gone Wild
Hey try looking at my eyes for once!!
Oh my Grandmother, what big...eyes..you have! said Little Red Riding Hood
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that is really gross...
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i can't stop looking at it
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is it human?
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Dreamboat and Wino mated afterall.
In an even stranger twist, the pregnant man has decided to do a nude pregnancy photo shoot, ala demi moore.
Khloe models a new line of Sharkstooth Jewelry.. available exclusively at Dash!
When Hairy met Saggy.
It's a good thing Hugh Hefner told Kelly Osbourne that playboy doesn't 'airbrush to that extent'.
thanks a lot MK. I lost my appetite before the pizza got delivered.
I see that Herman Melville was reincarnated as this shark tooth necklace, and he finally got revenge for Capt. Ahab.
If you rub her claw, Hairy Godmother will grant your wish.
Umm ... I'm pretty sure, they are not supposed to look like that.
Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com
The burns? Oh, they're from my flat iron.
Every once in a while La Leche League will discourage someone from breastfeeding.
Sticks -n- Stones might break your bones but those'll surely kill you.
Okay, you just KNOW she's got some hella matching meat curtains!
Brangelina's wet nurse.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
"♫♪My milkshake brings all the boils to tha yard♪♫"
bwa ha ha ha ha! Thats a winner right there
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Sheeps, you finally made it to the big leagues!
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
Should have never burned his bra back in the 60's.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
This was 12 years ago. Now they're down to the waist and twice the size.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Viewers who watched Rush Limbaugh's website knew that it was only a matter of time before "El Rushbo" would forget to put a shirt on while doing his show from home.
Kim Kardashian had a lot of surgeries between 7/7/96 and today.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Great! its bad enough she's a crack head and covered in scabs and germs but then she had to go and get fat on us too...Thanks Amy winehouse.
Wishes the Man-ssiere was a real invention.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
ElB, thanks zexay! okie♥! *wink* Suddenly, everyone's tits seem so spectactularrrrr. lol
Proof that Simon Cowell was the reason black Spanx t-shirts for men were invented
Sweetas.. Bwahahaha re: the Milkshake.. Good one!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Thats what happens when you breast feed baby dysons!
Sweetas!! Congrats on the other day!! xxxxxx
dreamboat's mommie! this is what he suckled on during his formative years....now dont you feel bad for being so cruel?
♫♪My milkshake brings all the boils to tha yard♪♫
El B!! *holding you* Me too love. Why God, whyyyyyyyy??
44 double F**K!!!!!
Jose, Head waiter at 'Hooters' San Francisco.
Jesus H Beelzebub!! I Clicked!!!! :o(
Fast Forward 9 Months: Britney & Mel's Love Child
When Britney said give me some hair transplants, she forgot to tell them on her head!
NITTY!
you're so mean! hahahahaha
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Sheeps, is that you?
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Urban dictionary’s newest entry: Fupamoobs
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day