Tuesday, May 20th 2008

Flying Penis!


Garry Kasparov, a former chess champion and Kremlin critic, was giving a speech in Moscow last weekend when he was interrupted by a radio-controlled flying penis! It was reported that the prank was staged by "a couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists."

Thankfully, I was not there. I would have been jumping around, trying to catch the thing with my mouth. Slut instinct. I can't help it. Talk about embarrassing.

Security quickly took care of the cock and returned it to its rightful owner - Tommy Girl.

Video of the flying cock is above. Click here to see a pic of the flying cock. It might be NSFW unless you work in a flying cock factory. If you do, call me. I need a flying cock in my life.

Thanks John

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 10:12am.
Damn! Where can I get one of those?? If wanting a flying penis is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Ahh, great minds...

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 20, 2008 - 10:12am.
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It's the culture, Mani! Not alot of people know this, but Trotsky was a regular prankster.....he had this whoopie cushion, and well......you get the picture. Good times. *wipes happy tears*

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Rishkin's picture

OMG! I want one.

Why do they give a flying fuck

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DebFrmHell's picture

When did JAMES HAVEN find the time go to France, find Brad's "equipment" in AJolie's purse, AND prank out some of the Russian mob? The man is a comic GENIUS!

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M.E.'s picture

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH *tries to breathe* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cries* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*passes out*

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Where can I get one of those?

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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oklahoma's picture

LCT! Hi-ya.. how is work going sweets? You still there at that same place?

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

oklahoma's picture

that's funny Mk says its NSFW unless you work at a Flying Cock Factory.. Even so, I'd still get into trouble for looking at that picture of a cock!!

That's a really original idea..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

LovesCarrottopalina's picture

Damn! Where can I get one of those?? If wanting a flying penis is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Back to monster cave cheese whore!

oklahoma's picture

that is hilarious.. that one dude w/ the black hair is looking at it like. Damn i wish that would fly in my ass.. ho hum!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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That is really funny. It's great to see that the Young Russian Activists have a great sense of humor!

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Where can one purchase one-a-them-there peen planes, you reckon?

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

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What a cute helicockter!

Clarisse's picture

BWAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!

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