Tuesday, May 20th 2008

Morning Wood

Which one of these lovely skanks won Flavor of Love 3 and Foofy Foofy's hard-on? - Vh1 Blog

Halle Berry needs to buy hot sperm donor some new clothes - I'm Not Obsessed

Mimi's devoted lambs are crazy - TMZ

Paula Abdul celebrating Sober Day. Don't make laugh - SOW

Looks like rehab didn't work for Kiki Dunst - Celebitchy

My eyes will never be the same! Wendy Williams' husband has a sex tape - Necole Bitchie

Hot drag queen strikes Burger King! - WWLTV

Fishy in Cannes - ICYDK



jussayin's picture

It's okay because Sinceer always got a career as a Klingon! She got Tyra head and Rihanna head combined!!

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Tick "None comprehended."

HairyPotheadfan's picture

I thought Flav was going to pick Black but I think the "classy" move that Thing 2 made in not sleeping with him is what made him choose her. Either that or he knew he could probably get busy with both twins if he picked her. I was glad to see Sinceer get the boot.

TheBreakdown's picture

Khia warned us that Wendy Williams' had tainted panty pudding, and now her husband's sex tape with someone else confirms it.

Sometimes, tranny love is not enough!

www.myspace.com/triston

letinstar's picture

gabriel aubry is beautiful...

why did i fucking click on wendy williams husband's pictures?

i must find a burger king to stake out so i can get a glimpse of a drag queen...
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oklahoma's picture

Mike. You good lil salesman you.. Always putting up links to sell cars.. Tricky tricky!!

Also, This years FOL was crap. But like I said, I was glad he picked the tooth less wonder Thing 2.

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

The closest BK to me is 15 miles away and the buns are always stale. It's a motherfuckin' travesty.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

mike's picture

The crop of Flavor of Love girls this season was truly crappy.

Amazing invention - truly:

http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm

VooDooVixen's picture

I am completely over and done with Foofy Foo and who he is going to stick his nasty tongue into........or his disgusting dip-stick into.......DONE!

Next!!!!!!!!!!

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~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

christine the hoff's picture

@3D
extra pickles!!!!
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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on May 20, 2008 - 9:21am.
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Is that 'Hold the Pickle'? times?

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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic

Sheeps's picture

Submitted by madam s. on May 20, 2008 - 7:18am.
How come drag queens can't behave themselves in fast food joints?

They think they can have it their way.

Miss Priss's picture

Halle's sperm donor is one hot mutherfucker...literally

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Rollin' with the homies

christine the hoff's picture

They better not come in the burger king by my work, I WILL choke any bitch who comes between me and my whopper happy times.

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oklahoma's picture

Flavor FLAV!! Made the right choice by picking Thing 2.. fo Sho!! The other one, Black, looked identical to Hoopz whom he picked as the winner on Flav of love 2.. That would have been really weird..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

madam s.'s picture

How come drag queens can't behave themselves in fast food joints? It's like an epidemic.

NotsoAnonymous's picture

You know... I wish I had time for all of this... but Shia LaDouche is on LIVE WITH REGIS AND KELLY LEE...

The wedding has made the lambs go crazy! She is totally going to dress up as Little Bo Peep and drag them up the aisle in little fluffy costumes... but seriously, watch your ass Cannon. They ain't scared to choke a bitch if they fuck with MiMi!

And as for Wendy William's husband, CAN YOU BLAME HIM? JUST LOOK AT WENDY'S UGLY ASS BITCH LOOKS LIKE NEW YORK IN A BRIT BRIT WEAVE

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