Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Hot Pepaw With Some Pregnant Lady
Yes, I know that pregnant lady is Angelina Jolie. It was a damn joke. I'm not that stupid...or am I? That is the question. Anyway, Angie Jo is still in Cannes, because she has another movie to whore out. This time she's promoting "The Changeling" with Clint Eastwood.
Clint is seriously one hot pepaw. I just want to lay in the sun with him and play connect-the-liver-spots on his naked body. He can tell me what life was like during prairie times. Adore him.
Methinks Angie Jo might be dropping much sooner than August. She's trying to snow us! You can't hide Angie! The paps will get you. They've probably already made a deal with Maddox for the first pictures of her placenta. Maddox needs the money to complete his Littlest Pet Shop collection.
Angie looks so bad, it's funny. She wasn't hot for long.
Clint is morphing into that crazy-ass "Juiceman" dude...Jay Kordich. Not hot. His "Rowdy Yates" days....HOT!!
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She looks fab again, I think the stomach is bigger every day, and shes hiding those amazing boobies :(
Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 20, 2008 - 1:38pm.
why does she always wear black?
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Because she enjoys sucking life. And death.
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Long live clint eastwood!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I find it coincidental that she's been getting all these great roles ever since she's been fucking Brad.
Clint had to be thinking he had a shot at bedding Jolie - he certainly couldn't have hired her for her talent! Poor bastard was probably hoping she'd dump Brad for his old ass. Well, old men are right up her alley - look at billy slob thorton. Pitt's also 12 years older than her. If Clint's movie does well it's only b/c he's a good director. He probably wanted her just to see what the hype was all about, plus he must've felt sorry for her reputation after she slept with a married man. I guess he figured he'd help her revamp her image by putting her in one of his movies. Good luck with that Clint - she needs more help than that!
why does she always wear black?
Is it just me or does she look way older than her 30s?
Mrs. K-- mmmmmm............Always knew Kim Basinger was a big dumb whore....
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 20, 2008 - 9:31am.
And just when did you put that sexy beast AB in as your avie.....????I'm getting slightly tingly....
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Yesterday ♥
"How little we understand what touches off that tingle, That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle."
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Mrs. K-- GREAT observation! She is totally doing the "Diana Tilt". It's that "I-am-oh-so-shy-and-reserved-but-a-wonderful-humanitarian-who-has-never-had-a-cock-near-me-except-for-procreation-purposes", upwards, communing with God (her peer), and deciding the rest of the world's fate pose.
And just when did you put that sexy beast AB in as your avie.....????I'm getting slightly tingly....
Okie-- Now that's how you beat a bitch with a shoe! Nothing like terror to turn you into Mike Tyson. We used to have those creepy Haunted Houses where they would make you creep by a coffin within 2 inches and the guy would always jump out at you. Even though you knew it was coming, it would scare the bejeesus out of you every time. I slid through more than a few previous passerby's pee-puddles in those days.
OT-- Did anyone see the video of AJ filming the Changeling where she goes down like a ton of bricks? She looks like a bunch of sticks collapsing.
She is reported to be due August 19th. NO WAY she still has 13 weeks to go. NO WAY!
She looks like she'll drop in early June, about the first or the second week. Her belly is to low to last much longer then that.
Maybe she'll have them on MK and my birthday.
Damn! Is she giving up on her looks this early?. Please, someone send this woman a damn brush. Her hair is always lazy and frizzy and ugly.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 7:35am.
Stretchy Scrotum!!!!!!!!
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I see Angie is perfecting the the slightly upward side glance (a la Princess Diana)
Submitted by Hekki on May 20, 2008 - 11:46am.
Thanks for that Hekki.
*blushes, salutes MK for bringing us the fun-nay site to play on*
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MK, I hope u know that you make my day complete, I LOVE U :)
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
LoLo, that Bailey post had me on the floor. You need a blog.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 20, 2008 - 11:09am.
Clarisse and C-Word: Thank God I'm not the only one that remembers that movie. It still proves that a movie can be scary as hell without all the gore. Not that I'm not big into the gory ones as well, but that movie was one of the creepiest ones ever. If Angelina were in a remake of it I would have to beat her to death with my shoe.
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That reminds me of a haunted house i went to once. I was so fucking scared, in the 8th grade i think. Anyways. It was the end of it, And all of the sudden there was this huge gorilla that was at the end of this tunnel. You had to crawl past him to get out. OMG, I took off my shoe and beat the total shit out of him, and I still wouldn't go out, so my friend went first, He thought that was me leaving so He didn't touch her. So I go to crawl out,the same thing, He grabbed me again, off comes the shoe.. Poor guy probably never walked again. I never went into a haunted house again either.. *cries uncontrollably*
The original "The Changeling" scared the crap out of me as a kid. Great Flick.
In these pics, AJ doesn't look as big as previous.
I'm confused.
Either way, NO WAY IN HELL she's due in August.
Uh oh... she's sporting that late pregnancy "I'm going to eat everything in this room" face. BACK AWAY PEOPLE.
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She's so....pointy...
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Clarisse and C-Word: Thank God I'm not the only one that remembers that movie. It still proves that a movie can be scary as hell without all the gore. Not that I'm not big into the gory ones as well, but that movie was one of the creepiest ones ever. If Angelina were in a remake of it I would have to beat her to death with my shoe.
She looks more like a woman in her mid 40s than someone in her early 30s. She should stick with trousers. Looks a lot better than those flowing dresses.
I once knew a man who would put anti-age cream ALL over his nuts.
I said to him, "Bailey" I called him Bailey after the irish cream because he always had that anti- age cream on his nuts.
Anyway i would say " Bailey doll why dont you just botox those bad boys and me done with it!"
Year later he fathered several suprised looking bald children that never smiled. But those little bald fuckers still dont have one wrinkle on thier little toddler bodies. GORGEOUS!
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I think all that botox and upper lip injections are not really hiding her real age, anyways.
So at least get your priorities straight and do the right thing.
Botox is NOT the right thing to do, when you are pregnant!
You can always go back to Botox AFTER you give birth.
She should think about the safety of the babies, not about superficial things like her looks.
Yea, right.
She looks 45 years old.
Angelina sould not be using botox and lip injections while pregnant.
She should think about the safety of the babies, not about superficial things like her looks.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 10:45am.
Basturd poo babies need good homes too!
LoLo! Bastard poo babies? I could kiss you for that one! rotfl
She looks much better this way, almost like the old Jolie in black leather, except ruined with the belly and the kids. She was doing well with Maddox but had to be greedy. She needs professionals to look like this, sad.
Holy hell. Clint looks like an old, crusty, dried up bird turd. Well, that's just sad. He was a hunk of burnin' love in his prime. *cry*
Good hair and makeup, awful outfit.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 10:45am.
Basturd poo babies need good homes too!
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Especially those born with a wicked Botox jones...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Under that conservative attire, Mr. Eastwood is wearing a silk, leopard print "Borat Slingshot" to hold his puppies in place! CAdler would never have that kind of style and grace although I am sure he has had someone named "Grace" or at least said grace once or twice...
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No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah
"The Changeling", oooo, great, great flick.
Bravo made a list of the 100 scariest movies, this one was on it.
I at first thought they were remaking it when this news of Clint and Co. came out last year.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Clarisse & TheCWord.. Thanks, I'm going to find that movie and watch it. I loves scary movies. I must watch them ALL!! *muah* I like to get scared enough where I pee the bed.. My favorite!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Basturd poo babies need good homes too!
You cant just pretend that there arent hundreds even thousands of American poo babies that need to be adopted.
You people need to read the current events! LIKE WOW!
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 10:33am.
Do you think he pooh-poohed the babysitting detail?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:40am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 10:35am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:30am.
Damned shame what those things do to the fish when he does.
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I know. It's like taking a ball and chain to a frail building.
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Yeah, and then you're stuck skimming scales, fins, ugly, and ball hair off the surface for the next 3 weeks.
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Ohhhh, man! *barf!* LOL
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 10:38am.
Clarisse, I've seen Session 9 several times. Crazy movie huh? but I've never heard of this other movie you guys are talking about.
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The Changeling (1980) starring George C. Scott:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080516/
Not well known, but a great ghost story...
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Okie,
Session 9 was a great flick!
"The Changeling" was 1980...MUST SEE!!!
"John Russell, a composer and music professor, loses his wife and daughter in a tragic accident. Seeking solace, he moves into an old mansion unoccupied for twelve years. But a child-like presence seems to be sharing the house, and trying to share its secrets, with him. "
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 10:35am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:33am.
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Stretchy scrotum!!!!!!!!
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Just like Silly Putty. I bet you can press 'em on a cartoon, and they'll pick it up.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Basturd?
LMFAO!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 10:35am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:30am.
Damned shame what those things do to the fish when he does.
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I know. It's like taking a ball and chain to a frail building.
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Yeah, and then you're stuck skimming scales, fins, ugly, and ball hair off the surface for the next 3 weeks.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LMAO @ LoLo.. those Nicole Kidman Turds are always a handful.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
@LoLo:
Poo babies are no laffing matter.
Wait. Yes they are!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Clarisse, I've seen Session 9 several times. Crazy movie huh? but I've never heard of this other movie you guys are talking about.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
LoLo...basturd. LOL.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo