Monday, May 19th 2008

Wino Loves Blaaake

Wino is looking truly lovely in that picture above. I wonder if anybody has ever told her she should be a model. She really should. She's not "smiling with her eyes," but I think she's "smoking crack" with her eyes and that's more impressive. So....Wino visited Blaaaake in the chokey today to celebrate first wedding anniversary. Well, their first anniversary was really yesterday, but Wino was busy helping the needy and washing her hair. Yeah, I'm having a laugh.

Wino wore a special heart Blake pin in her hair. That heart is going to get lost in that crackhive and will never be heard from again. I'm sure it will turn up in your dryer while you're doing laundry this week. Your missing sock will show up in Wino's crackhive. See how that works?

Earlier today, Wino posed with some skater boys who knocked on her door. She's seriously becoming the crazy lady of her street that actually answers the door. When I was kid, our local crazy woman never answered the door. We constantly ding-dong-ditched her ass, but she would never answer. I wonder if Wino gives out crack rocks for Halloween?

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Submitted by ░ on May 19, 2008 - 8:04pm.
DeeDee, you're right. Those fingernails are beyond nasty gross. e.coli

Damn. Where's that chocolate covered bacon to take my mind off of this nauseating visage?
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I'm sure Wino is smuggling chocolate bacon to Blaaaaake in her hive.

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yiooooooo's picture

I think Wino is nasty but the fact that she opens the door to a fan and pose for a pic is super nice of her, you cant see Beyonce or one of the other whores doing this

chris1984's picture

http://www.intimatemingle.com

It is claimed by AOL that --intimatemingle.com--is a best place for interracial singles, black or white to interact with each other. It is said that love is color blinded there. Maybe you wanna check it out.

DeeDee, you're right. Those fingernails are beyond nasty gross. e.coli

Damn. Where's that chocolate covered bacon to take my mind off of this nauseating visage?

DisabledMess's picture

Wow, this women is all screwed up.

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Submitted by Cindyloo on May 19, 2008 - 8:57pm.

Well, now I know how she does her eyes.

lollllllllll! Good one, Cindyloo!

This picture makes me sleepyyyyyyy.

zzzzzzzzz

DeeDee's picture

Gah! Her fingernails are hideous. I wonder how many Sharpies Wino goes through to keep those gorgeous eyes accentuated?

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Cindyloo's picture

Well, now I know how she does her eyes.

Devore's picture

high or possessed or both?

her eyes are rolled way the fuck back up into her skull, that is not normal.

thankfully, miss winehouse is wearing foundation to cover up the creepy crawlies on her skin.

Sluttsville's picture

You know that's also her orgasm face.

A model?? For what?? Corrective shoes? Coffins???

Since Missy has promised to rescue Amy when she visits London, she needs to pay close attention to the doorway so she can find the house. Or she could ask almost anyone in town.

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islandgirl's picture

I'd really like to feed her a big ol' bowl of my mother's homemade chicken soup.

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But then again, what do I know?

madam s.'s picture

Well, I think her answering the door to have her photo taken with the little skater boys is adorable. But then again I'm very Wino-biased.

Nova's picture

I do not know why but I feel sorry for this girl. I hope good things will happen to her.

PillsForThat's picture

Is it ironic that right above her eyebrow, her head band reads 'diie'? Not just die. Like diiiiiieee already. Fuck.

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Her skin has a yellowish tinge here. This is a telltale sign of Hepatitis. With all of the other things she has going on healthwise, I can't imagine why anyone would want to even touch her at this point.

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EvilShoe's picture

OMG that last thumbnail her cracked dried out nasty ass lips! Someone get her some lip gloss!

And those sores on her face...... *heaves*

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gucci's picture

She looks almost human in these pics. almost.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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