Wino Loves Blaaake
Wino is looking truly lovely in that picture above. I wonder if anybody has ever told her she should be a model. She really should. She's not "smiling with her eyes," but I think she's "smoking crack" with her eyes and that's more impressive. So....Wino visited Blaaaake in the chokey today to celebrate first wedding anniversary. Well, their first anniversary was really yesterday, but Wino was busy helping the needy and washing her hair. Yeah, I'm having a laugh.
Wino wore a special heart Blake pin in her hair. That heart is going to get lost in that crackhive and will never be heard from again. I'm sure it will turn up in your dryer while you're doing laundry this week. Your missing sock will show up in Wino's crackhive. See how that works?
Earlier today, Wino posed with some skater boys who knocked on her door. She's seriously becoming the crazy lady of her street that actually answers the door. When I was kid, our local crazy woman never answered the door. We constantly ding-dong-ditched her ass, but she would never answer. I wonder if Wino gives out crack rocks for Halloween?
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DA.mmmmm, promise? Cutie?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Chickadee:
Spanky spank spank!!!! Naughty birdie!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
@DA:
Darling, no one makes me feel more wanted than you do! I heart you, DA! And how is our darling Lola? This is the reason I check back in after weeks of absence!
ONT: EGADS! What HORROR!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Sweet dreams bitches!
*smooches all around*
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Goodnight, James Haven! *soft kiss on cheek* Sleep well.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
hi kids?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 19, 2008 - 11:14pm.
DA, I can't believe those two kids in the pic are not running for their lives
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They are presently in a vat of boiling water and bleach, darlin'...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Sweet dreams bitches!
*smooches all around*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Must get the name of that makeup artist.....God that was lame and unoriginal....sorry...don't spank me..:D
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Hi everyone!
Beige baby, if you have found their Myspaces, keep the shit there- don't drag it all here- no one wants to hear you slam them....they are our fake friends.
In addition, I think they are both very attractive women....and one I have met in person. She is fabulous!
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
Submitted by dead-actress on May 19, 2008 - 11:12pm.
DA, I can't believe those two kids in the pic are not running for their lives.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 19, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Hey James and PSL and all
I almost can't look at Amy anymore. She really needs to get a transfusion or something.
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Manimal, my love! How are you this evening?
And you're so like me....I do a very quick glance at Wino pics...can't stomach the disintegration.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 19, 2008 - 11:01pm.
@DA and MANI:
Naw, we don't move for another few weeks, but we got a great house and the move is all set!
I will miss you bitches, but I promise to be a regular addict again once we get moved! *smoooooooch*
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Sweetie, keep posting until the moving van backs into the driveway and set up as quickly as possible. I enjoy reading your posts and when you're not here on Dlisted..I feel it!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
@Bradiful:
OMG! I have coveted the title of HWAT HWORE my HWOLE life. *wiping tears*
ONT: FUCKING HWORES!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 19, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Hey Manny!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 19, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Plain Jane Sporky here. I suggest U change name & identity & come after me as a better looking person, sporky. Big, fat NOBODY! Love you, Sky Bitch! Nice MySpace page of ugly. Makes sense now. You are criminal looking!
HOLY EFFING HELL. BeigeBaby, PUHLEASEEEEEE. SkyBitch is effing beautiful.
Why do people feel the need to get personal here? FUCK
@DA and MANI:
Naw, we don't move for another few weeks, but we got a great house and the move is all set!
I will miss you bitches, but I promise to be a regular addict again once we get moved! *smoooooooch*
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Hey James and PSL and all
I almost can't look at Amy anymore. She really needs to get a transfusion or something.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 19, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Hi Dawnie,
Are you settled in your new home?
Wino needs rehab.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 19, 2008 - 10:51pm.
DA and Bradiful,
You hot-assed bitches. I love you HWORES! (again, thanks Sheeps for that)
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Dawnie, my sweet girl! How are you this evening? It's great to see you, hwore! lol
ON T: She's beyond an intervention. We're talking telethon/late nite plea for pity & 30 cents commercial at this point. Ask ESE....
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 19, 2008 - 10:48pm.
I want to smack some sense into her.
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I think smack is part of the problem. ;)
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
DawnieDawnDawn on May 19, 2008 - 9:51pm.
♥ U2 U HWAT HWORE!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
For the love of Shiloh! What is going on in here? James Haven doesn't understand one word of BeigeBaby's posts.....
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
DA and Bradiful,
You hot-assed bitches. I love you HWORES! (again, thanks Sheeps for that)
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Jesus, she looks worse in every picture.
I want to smack some sense into her.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 10:33pm.
And i am loving the Ava so back at ya' slut.
Useless factoid: Larry Mullen Jr, drummer for U2 has a long and enduring passion for Ava, he named his daughter after her and his son Aaron Elvis after his all time favorite.
TA DA! *doing jazz hands*
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Just so you know, Bradiful. I made a little note weeks ago about your suggestion of Ava because you mentioned she was a great actress & had beautiful skin. I finally found the photo to use as an avie...so this one is yours! *smooches*
I love useless factoids! Keep them coming, sweetie! I enjoy learning something new everyday.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
dead-actress on May 19, 2008 - 9:30pm.
And i am loving the Ava so back at ya' slut.
Useless factoid: Larry Mullen Jr, drummer for U2 has a long and enduring passion for Ava, he named his daughter after her and his son Aaron Elvis after his all time favorite.
TA DA! *doing jazz hands*
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Wow, the loon goon squads are in full force.
Tomorrow is a full moon, just a warning.
Hahaha. Looking for my Alice Cooper "Schools Out" album.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 10:25pm.
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Bradiful,
Love the avie! How are you this evening? *wink*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
She looks toxic.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Wow, the loon goon squads are in full force.
Tomorrow is a full moon, just a warning.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I can't quit her
She's got a hold on me
She got her hand on my soul
I can't quit her
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“If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast.”
William Tecumseh Sherman
She is very skinny. What's wrong with her? I think she is scary.
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Nice John Lennon reference, Strangdog.
Ahh! a vision of loveliness, I see that Wino just visited the "Bride of Frankenstein Hair Salon".
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mejnicho
That hair...those teeth...those nails!!! The expectations of what makes a person a "star" on the other side of the pond appears to be quite a bit different than in the good old US of A. I'm sure with a flea and tick bath and a pair of buzz clippers under all that funk is a talented girl. Oh...wait..she is still a crack head. Never mind...
What? Crack is bad?
Shiiiii-iiiittttt.
I thought I was going to get to sit at the cool table in the cafeteria. Dammit. Of course, the crack kids don't eat the chili. Stupid me!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
I'm too special to care about her...
I can study the Sharpie-style eye makeup from this close. Sweeeeeeet!
Obama/Winehouse'08
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Poor Amy. She has beenruined by drugs.Acturally she is a talented girl. . I saw her at milllionaire dating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorced now.
For the record, I LOVE Amy. Her voice is different, and when it comes to music, different is what I like. I don't want her to die either! She's from my side the pond and that, BUT ~ You can only feel sorry for one for so long - - you CANNOT feel sorry for someone who is fueling their own downfall happily.
She bloody well knows her own talent..
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Only when the last tree has died, & the last river has been poisoned, and the last fish has been caught, will we realise that we cannot eat money.
After the "Lost Weekend" she had with Doherty, I'm going to cut her some slack. Winehouse had to be doing some MASSIVE amounts, and she's still able to visit her hubby and attend that soccer charity? It's sheer stubborness along with the many chemicals she uses and the energy drinks that keeps her afloat. That's the stuff of Vikings, football players and athletes, damn it!!!!
Seriously, that infection is back due to the crack she's smoking. Remember the lovely kabob pics from a couple of months ago? The rash is baaack!!!
Hey!! Wino smokes my old brand, mentholated Dunhills! My lungs jumped in fear.....
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Well,Iove her too, but stll,having her smoke crack with boy scouts, is bad.
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Submitted by Possum on May 19, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Sigh. Poor lil' crackhead.
No, really. :(
Possum, you're right. It's pretty sad really to see someone so young with actual talent fall so low.
Sensimina, I hope she doesn't die either. The body is an amazing self-healing thing but it can only take so much abuse on a constant, neverending basis.
It would be great to see her do a total 180 and clean up her life (just so long as she doesn't become a scio, a fate worse than death).
Sigh. Poor lil' crackhead.
No, really. :(
All I can say is, again, "I hope she doesn't die".
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
That grayish-green hue gives her skin that extra crackhead hipster edge her producers demand.
OMG. "Ding Dong Ditch"!!!! Fucking hilar. We did that, too. Poor crazy ladies.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 19, 2008 - 9:11pm.
I'm sure Wino is smuggling chocolate bacon to Blaaaaake in her hive.
AHHHHH! ANTHRAX! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 19, 2008 - 8:10pm.
I think Wino is nasty but the fact that she opens the door to a fan and pose for a pic is super nice of her, you cant see Beyonce or one of the other whores doing this
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Exactly right. Which is one of the reasons so many people are routing for her, myself included. I just wish she could get her shit together.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
You know those two boys are still sitting in a tub of hot water & disinfectant. Afterwards - to the nearest clinic for shots.
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