We'll Always Have Costa Rica
Brit Brit Spears has reportedly returned from her weekend with Mel Gibson in Costa Rica. I wonder if they played spin the bottle and froze Daddy Spears' panties? Anyway, OK! Magazine reports that Brit was due back in Los Angeles early this morning for some kind of custody meeting.
A source said, "She has a previously scheduled custody mediation meeting. With the tight leash that her dad has on her, it would take an act of God for her to not be there." Um....a bag of Costa Rican Cheetos could probably keep her from getting on that plane. Wait, do they have South American Cheetos? Must. Check. At first I thought that said "meditation meeting." I was like, "That ho meditates?" I can hear her chanting, "Frappna-Cheeto-oooo, Frappna-Cheeto-oooo."
Here's some pics of Brit Brit boogie boarding in Costa Rica yesterday.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 2:29pm.
And the fact that the relationship was based only on mind blowing, sheet shredding sex.
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My relationship with Pudge is based purely on mind blowing, sheet shredding sex and we've been married for 10 years.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Her cellulite situation looks a whole lot better!
I fucking LOVE boogie boarding. I used to have a bf that lived on Oahu and that shit was paradise. I'm a pisces, I can't help but love the ocean. Unfortunately, the ex was a pisces, too, and that's why shit fell apart. That and the thousands of miles that were usually between us. And the fact that the relationship was based only on mind blowing, sheet shredding sex.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by Vivian on May 19, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Thank God none of us are famous, eh? Can you imagine a super imposed, natural sunlight, picture of your ass?
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Vodka? check
Sleeping pills? check
Plastic bag? check.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Thank God none of us are famous, eh? Can you imagine a super imposed, natural sunlight, picture of your ass?
chocolate covered cheetos?
I am about to change my meditation from Nam-myoho-renge-kyo to Frappna-Cheeto-oooo, Frappna-Cheeto-oooo.
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
The only thing she's gonna be getting custody of is some of that chocolate covered bacon.
I didn't do so hot in physics, but something tells me that board won't float if she's sitting on top of it.
I don't think her body looks that bad.....for real.
But she sure as hell ain't "Britney" any more....
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She makes me feel good about wearing my bikini to the beach, like fuck it...if Britney can do why can't I?
*looks at rubbery wet extensions*
*loses lunch*
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I'm jealous because I'd love to be boarding in Costa Rica right rather than sitting here at work.
I'm saying nuthin' about the butt shot because I was trying on clothes the other day and to my horror, noticed cellulite, which I never had before. It was a sad moment and I can't imagine a photographer taking a photo of that!!! In some respect, I think it's cool that Britney doesn't have a problem with it.
She needs to rub some chocolate on those thighs, chocolate covered bacon is the new rage.
They have regular cheetos
Trying to stay positive today. UGH...eff it.
I am never eating cottage cheese again.
Trying to think of something nice to say... um... well let's see, you can barely tell her hair (or weave) is a matted mess when it's wet. Does that count?
Totally has a hairy patch above her tramp stamp.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Where was Mel Gibson during this whole weekend? Britney looks pretty normal in these pictures. Good to see that her father is straightening her out.
Britney looks like she's having fun......there- I said something nice.
Think she called her sons while she's there?
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
As often as its been pointed out that Brit went there with Mel Gibson, has anyone seen them actually together?
at least she looks happy and normal...
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