We'll Always Have Costa Rica
Brit Brit Spears has reportedly returned from her weekend with Mel Gibson in Costa Rica. I wonder if they played spin the bottle and froze Daddy Spears' panties? Anyway, OK! Magazine reports that Brit was due back in Los Angeles early this morning for some kind of custody meeting.
A source said, "She has a previously scheduled custody mediation meeting. With the tight leash that her dad has on her, it would take an act of God for her to not be there." Um....a bag of Costa Rican Cheetos could probably keep her from getting on that plane. Wait, do they have South American Cheetos? Must. Check. At first I thought that said "meditation meeting." I was like, "That ho meditates?" I can hear her chanting, "Frappna-Cheeto-oooo, Frappna-Cheeto-oooo."
Here's some pics of Brit Brit boogie boarding in Costa Rica yesterday.
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Whoever said 'Every woman has cellulite" is wrong. I dont have ANY cellulite, maybe its becuz im young &have never had kids. Either way, I dont think its a big deal if Brit has a lil cellulite shes a mother of two! Anyways, I have nothing bad to say about her, shes had a very rough time these past years so I think its time to cut her some slack. I love her bikini, she looks happy..hopefully shes on the road to recovery.
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And just fake it if your out of direction
Fake it if you don't belong here
Fake it if you feel like affection
Woah your such a fucking hypocrite
And you should know that the lies wont hide your flaws
No sense in hiding all of yours
I'm scratching my head over here -- I'm really surprised that Britney wasn't seriously maimed or worse in a shark attack, as she'd resemble an injured whale splashing around on that board.
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
No hay Cheetos.Maybe caca cheetos. Q alguien saque a esta bitch de nuestro pais. Gracias. lol.
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I dont think she looks that bad at all. Sure she looks thick but she also looks strong. ANY WOMAN HAS CELLULITE AT THE RIGHT/WRONG angle so be easy. If you are all so hot show some pictures of YOU in a bikini.
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her father has her on a tight leash"
oh please.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Kristie Alley needs to float up to the surface and save this woman.
Submitted by original putas on May 19, 2008 - 5:12pm.
You got that right "Eyeroll"! I've got something for the both of them, and you can get some too. And while we're at it, what is so wrong with anger? Its underrated if you ask me. I'm done indulging you in a cyber fight though, because you're most likely some unattractive chick looking for my attention or affection.
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Why would anyone, regardless of what they look like, want attention or affection from someone so bitter, unhappy, so full of emotional pain. You clearly have so little to give. You're the one that needs attention and affection. C'mere, lemme give you a hug.
There are mo betta ways of dealing with your anger than taking it out on your fellow dlisters.
BeigeBaby-
You are one annoying shit-stirrer. That's all.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Doesn't this Russian news chick look just like fat brit brit http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episod...
Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on May 19, 2008 - 9:16pm.
can she please give up the fake crazy act? it's obvious that it's just a cry for attention because she manages to look and act like the old britney when she's on tv or outside of la.
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Actually, I think she stopped doing the fake crazy act.
She moved on to faking the fake crazy act...
and is now faking faking the fake crazy act.
can she please give up the fake crazy act? it's obvious that it's just a cry for attention because she manages to look and act like the old britney when she's on tv or outside of la.
Sheeps, I miss the sea! I used to spend my summers with my cousins by the sea... T'was the best!
Also Mike is a mega hottie!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
EVERY WOMAN HAS CELLULITE.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 19, 2008 - 5:17pm.
she looks genuinely happy
Kinda true, MP, tho being on vacay at the beach has that effect. I'm just happy there's evidence her atomic weave has been in the sea, which cures almost anything.
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Honestly, I'm going to say this: yeah she has cellulite and still has a nasty weave. However, she looks genuinely happy, which she hasn't been in a really long time. I'll cut Shitters some slack and let her live it up. That said, I'm doing extra lunges tonight so my ass look hella better in a bikini, which it already does!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
You got that right "Eyeroll"! I've got something for the both of them, and you can get some too. And while we're at it, what is so wrong with anger? Its underrated if you ask me. I'm done indulging you in a cyber fight though, because you're most likely some unattractive chick looking for my attention or affection.
no fair zooming a camera up into a woman's ass, few
asses can withstand that level of scrutiny.
Submitted by original putas on May 19, 2008 - 7:40pm.
And you are? I've never noticed anything written by you. EVER. You're not even in the game.
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I am now, Mr. Grumpy Pants.
I'll see your 20 and raise you 10.
Seriously, you need to work on your mommy/anger/daddy issues.
And you are? I've never noticed anything written by you. EVER. You're not even in the game.
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Submitted by original putas on May 19, 2008 - 7:23pm.
and you, my bitter and hostile friend, just need to STF
Watching Shitney on the beach reminds of Bo Derek in "10". Then again, 2 sixpacks of Heinekin could do that to someone.
Shitney is no Bo Derek.
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Submitted by original putas on May 19, 2008 - 7:23pm.
and you, my bitter and hostile friend, just need to STFU.
I wanna see what Mike is working with. But first, take a look at my avie, because if you don't look like this, you need to go sit down somewhere.
Submitted by original putas on May 19, 2008 - 5:18pm.
I wanna see what Mike is wrong with. But first, take a look at my avie, and know that if you don't look like this, you need to go sit down somewhere
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ROFL!!!! No shit!!!! like FAR AWAY!
WEll, Ive only seen Mike's face, but hes a nice guy, and Ill always stick up for him, tis all~ Oh and Im a female happily married for 6 years to my own hot ass man~
Im outta here slutz!
Play nice~
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Another note - I haven't smoked weed in DAYS and that turns a pothead into a raving BITCH.
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Mike is right. Some people just shouldn't wear bikinis and that includes me and I'm not even close to being fat.
I also don't think Mike is good looking and I'm 100% hetero female but hey, each to their own.
Should she be migrating with the rest of her pod?
Another note - I haven't smoked weed in DAYS and that turns a pothead into a raving BITCH. Luckily my fiance is bringing some sticky shit home as we speak.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
You know at one point Shitney was a pretty good dancer and an average lip syncer and frankly pretty ugly. Now - hey she is just ugly and oh yeah fat! Fucking cottage cheese at that age, that is usually reserved for someboyd in their fifties. Take some of that money Shitney, get a trainer and get your fat ugly ass back in shape. Until then do humanity a favor and quit wearing clothes that make your fat ass look even worse. Shit ----!
I guess it's just annoying coming from a guy that looks like a total frat boy instead of a bunch of other women or gays. Maybe that's not fair but it's true. Especially that you said "95% of women should never wear a bikini".
I think it's gross when men are so judgmental of women to go to such an extreme and say something like that. Especially since most guys who talk like that are GROSS themselves! (Not saying you must be gross! You probably do have a hot bod since you are so adamant that fat chicks shouldn't wear bikinis).
That being said, I'm letting this shit go. I have just heard my fair share of douches say shit like this in real life and I took it out on you.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
No we don't have cheetos in Costa Rica! eww she is polluting the rainforest! ha
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 6:28pm.
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WTF??? I have noticed the last few days you have been busting Mikes ass. Get over it. He is a HOT HOT mess, and you need to give up the witch hunt. For fucks sake, let it GO. If Im wrong then please forgive me.
Damn...
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Mike--i think sensimina was complimenting you. i've seen your face pic and i'm curious to see your hot ass body too. and if you think brit shouldn't be in a bikini then i know i shouldn't. but don't care, will wear one anyway.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Bullshit. Half the people in here are calling her a fat pig, and I just say she shouldn't be wearing a bikini, and you single me out? Actually, I have no problem taking my shirt off at the beach. I'm 5'11" and 160lb., and broad-shouldered at that. Do I think I'm hot? No, but I think only an asshole refers to himself/herself as hot.
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
After looking at these photo's. I have no more fear of getting into my bikini for Vegas in July.
I really don't care where Brit is or what she does so long as she keeps her dimpled-burrito butt covered.
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Mike, I really want to see YOUR hot ass body. I'm really curious now since you love talking about bathing suit bodies so much. I wonder if you're in the 5% of men don't need to wear a shirt at the beach.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Stop writing about this ho.
DOUCHE HARDY and some boogie board company just blew thru 3rd quarter profit estimates.
Somebody harpoon this whale NOW.
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There's no mediation listed on the court website, so it must be a private, out-of-court thing. (Or BS.) There's a major 5-day hearing scheduled on August 25-29 (maybe modification of custody?).
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I'll say it again and make no apologies: She doesn't have the body for a bikini.
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
a recipe for britney.
dip cheetos in frapp
place in freezer to firm
roll fraptos in crumbled bacon
drizzle with chocolate
return to freezer
serve with whipped cream
Costa Rica is in Central America!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on May 19, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Green Is Good, be thankful she's wearing BOTTOMS at all!
"Love Kills Slowly"????? Nice sentiment, MOM.
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a recipe for britney.
dip cheetos in frapp
place in freezer to firm
roll fraptos in crumbled bacon
drizzle with chocolate
return to freezer
serve with whipped cream
Would it KILL Brit to wear a a bathing suit bottom that actually fits HER ass, and not the ass of a 15 year-old girl?
Come on, that's just silly. She KNOWS she's being photographed.
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At least she does seem to be having fun.. her body looks better than a lotta moms w/ two kids... She just needs motivation. Like a hot new guy that isn't after her $$. Where's Ken Paves when you need him?