Castor & Pollux?!
Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name “like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.
Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.
Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.
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You know, it's funny - I have an old Life mag from the sixties where there is a feature article on Liz Taylor. However, the whole thing is her then-husband, Richard Burton, talking about her. He actually says that "when she gains weight I tease her about it and pull at her double chin. Her legs are the first to get fat and I let her know I don't like it". Something to that same effect, I'm not quoting exactly. I was appalled to say the least. It was more like he was trying to convince other men that she was ugly just so he could have her to himself. If he said that to a mag I can't imagine what it must have been like in private.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Mrs. K, the only real way to learn more and more of a language is just having to use it... Come to visit Rome more often and you'll be better and better, and most of all I'll be your teacher so you can't fail.
Plus Italian is a very difficult language, it really takes some time. I've always been amazed at the wonderful Italian Mike Patton speaks. I'm really strugglin' with Japanese, because I never have the time to exercise constantly.
All these names are fantastic. I'm reading them to hubby while he plays and amazingly he's laughing too. He usually doesn't care at all about any actor/actress or whatever. He's just jealous of Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale and Jeremy Irons, because he knows how much I used to like them.
Mike, I almost succeded in falling with my whole chair after reading your answer to Libra :-D
Zomay, then I guess you really DO understand :-)
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Submitted by zomay on May 19, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Kizzy if young Liz was around today, Brad would not even know who Angie is.
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Kizzy, have you see Father of the Bride?!?!?!?!?
Spencer Tracy, Myrna Loy.
Directed by Vincente Minnelli, 1950.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 5:35pm.
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I didn't say anything about either not having talent- I just don't find either of them beautiful by my own legendary standards. Did they have features that were unusual or pretty? Sure. But I personally don't think either of them were beautiful in their heyday.
Now to trod a bit on AJ- I don't find her supertalented in the slightest. I like some of her stuff but for the most part, I think ALWAYS being in the public eye ruined her professional appeal. I can see her drama unfold on the Internet every day- I won't take $8.00 to go see her do scripted shit voluntarily.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 6:34pm
Nope, you're right, it was the era, with only make-up, a soft lens, and lighting to hide their flaws, those women were true beauties.
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possibilities: the magazine made it up or it is bs angie released to create a stir.
with her it might be true. if it is and she does it we will know brad doesn't have a ball left to his name.
to continue the theme begun with shiloh there are still plenty of civil war battles.
Kizzy if young Liz was around today, Brad would not even know who Angie is.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 19, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Liz' eyes are purple, naturally purple, and she had big genuine boobs. She could actually ACT, not just walk a red carpet well. Marilyn had an EXCELLENT comedic sense of timing. We wouldn't have the classic "dumb blonde" role that so many seem so determined to try to pull off and fail miserably at today, if it weren't for her. Those ladies set the stage, today's bitches just trod it.
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Submitted by mike on May 19, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Libra on May 19, 2008 - 6:17pm.
I'm curious. How many Dlisters here believe Angelina is *the most beautiful woman* in this World?
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OK, true confession time. I never said this before because I refuse to take sides against the family, ever; however I have turned the pages of a magazine, seen her in a St. John ad, and gasped at her beauty. Yes, I think she is beautiful.
That being said I do not think she is a very interesting person nor a particularly good actor.
Hardly special in any way, shape or form. And I find her attention whoring extremely annoying, to say the least.
"unlike most women, i love being pregnant..........." oh, ick.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
They should name their kids Peach and Avocado.
Also, I don't think Angie has had facial surguries. At least nothing drastic, because from old pictures it just looks like her face has slimmed out.
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I find Marilyn Monroe to be CAPTIVATINGLY beautiful. Maybe it was the era, but her pictures are sooo much sexier than the airbrushed celeb shit of today. It wasn't just her looks that made her beautiful, she had something special. Same with Liz Taylor.
I can't agree with anyone saying that those two women weren't absolutely gorgeous - no one took a photo like Marilyn.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by zomay on May 19, 2008 - 6:24pm
Too fucking right, nobody, but NOBODY nowadays can even hold a candle to what Liz was...
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I find AJ beautiful but I'm not delusional- she's definitely been under the knife and she was nowhere near as striking with her natural features. Pretty but she's had a great surgeon.
I don't find MM or ET beautiful. I think their images were legendary, but that's about it. I've never understood the hubbub over either of them.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
My hub thinks that when she turns sideways, she looks like a doorstop.
He makes me laugh.
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But then again, what do I know?
these are greek names, pollux is the latin for the greek Poludeukes and is used as a male name in Greece even though it's a little unusual. Castor means beaver, it has been used as a name only for Poludeukes' brother, at least I have never met someone called beaver...
Submitted by mike on May 19, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Phew... Thank God! I was beginning to believe dlisted has turned into JJ!!! *shudders*
When Liz Taylor was 32 NO one was like her. Angie is very pretty, but I would not call it legendary. I suppose brangelooonies would fight me to death on that. IMO she looks just like her dad.
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Ben and Jerry
Chip and Dale or Chip and Dip
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She looks like she is sucking the life out of him....she looks amazing. he looks like=SHIT..
Submitted by Lindalou on May 19, 2008 - 6:20pm.
There was only one, and she's been banned.
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Who is that?
I do believe the poster in question was none other than Ove-Lay Angelina-Ay
Yes, that was pig Latin because I don't want to summon the demon from under whatever bridge she's now currently residing under.
Submitted by mike on May 19, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Now, Mike! HAHAHAHAHAH
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Please tell me this is a joke. Please. Someone. Please.
Submitted by JeanGenie on May 19, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Tutto bene. Grazie, bella
(and there ya have it folks! The extent of my knowledge of Italiano.)
I was in Rome in November had a grand time. We stayed in a little apartment very close to the Porta Portese market.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by islandgirl on May 19, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Vas and Deferens.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaha
*tears*
There was only one, and she's been banned.
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Who is that?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 19, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Proctor & Gamble
Ding-ding-ding! I think we have a winner! lmao
Submitted by Libra on May 19, 2008 - 6:17pm.
I'm curious. How many Dlisters here believe Angelina is *the most beautiful woman* in this World?
There was only one, and she's been banned.
Amazing invention - truly:
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Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 19, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Castor & Pollox? Sounds like a name for a shady law firm that advertises on the back of the Penny Saver.
So I guess stupid, pretentious names for their spawns are in order...
Name Suggestions:
Cocaina & Heroina
LOL!
Along the same lines:
Dime and bag
Eight and Ball
Coke and Rum (wait, I think someone said that)?
Vas and Deferens.
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But then again, what do I know?
Laverne & Shirley
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I'm curious. How many Dlisters here believe Angelina is *the most beautiful woman* in this World?
Beauty that is legendary like Liz Taylor or Marilyn Monroe?
Test tube and Plan B
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Proctor & Gamble
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
If only they were boys - Uday & Qusay
Amazing invention - truly:
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JeanGenie I have a cap rising as well.
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Frick and Frack
Hell, just name Thing 1 and Thing Two.
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Mrs. K, mia cara amica, everything's fine, I keep on being fully awake at late night and sleepy in the morning... Ah, the magic of pregnancy! Meanwhile, the said Scorpio-Aquarius husband came back home from work tonight with a new ginormous electric drumkit, it's a quarter past midnight and we're still playing with it. Yes, we are a bit crazy.
The drumkit's come to join the two electric guitars, the classic guitar, the bass guitar and the two keyboards.
E a te come va? Ti bacio.
Zomay :-D I knew you'd understand
I'm gonna repeat myself: I never liked Pitt, surely won't start now.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 19, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Fook-mi and Fook-yu
I see you like Austin Powers too.LOL
Hansel an Gretel
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She could go Fishsticks and name them Apples & Oranges.
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I've always thought the name Corvus would be nice if I ever have a daughter (I won't).
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Thelma and Louise.
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Badgely and Mishka
Fook-Mi and Fook-Yu
Yin and Yang
Dun and Bradstreet
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Martin and Lewis
Rum and Coke
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Castor & Pollox? Sounds like a name for a shady law firm that advertises on the back of the Penny Saver.
So I guess stupid, pretentious names for their spawns are in order...
Name Suggestions:
Cocaina & Heroina
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Bartles and James
Gin and tonic
Lewis and Clark
Abbott and Costello
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