Castor & Pollux?!
Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name “like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.
Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.
Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.
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James Haven boarded the plane for France this morning but was escorted off because it SEEMS he is on a terrorist list! Who could have done something like that? Hmmmmmm....we all know.
It took James Haven four hours, and three calls to the White House (no, not THEE White House). P. Diddy's White House. P. Diddy has a lovely white home with roses growing on vines, breathtaking, really.
Anyhoo, P. Diddy has an uncle who's a big muckety muck and was able to clear things for James Haven. Unfortunately, James Haven couldn't get another flight. When James Haven told Angie that he thinks Brad was behind the mashup, she poo poo'd the whole thing. This woman is brainwashed! Never has she gone against James Haven for anyone!
Well. She has another thing coming if she thinks James Haven is going to be watching 6 kids and a goat. Yes. A goat. Brad likes goat's milk. James Haven is packing up and heading, east.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
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I'm sure this has been said in spades today.
Please name your kids..
castor and pox or flux.. so we can write
about the abuse waiting for em
on the pre-school play ground..
Brutal.. just name one Valtrex
and Mitten and getting the beating over with.
Grins:;
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
oh bleh *and*
funny story (or maybe it's a stupid story, anyway), a girl from my high school named her son and daughter...get this: ross and rachel. i kid you not. i mean, i like aniston and all but that's just plain stoooooooopid (and yes, i know i spelled stupid wrong)...
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Good point Nova, Bellucci can kick Jolies ass.
Lips, face, bone structure...oh nad UNTOUCHED FACE.
Bellucci is the best in my book. Bitch can drop her drawers and noone thinks two bits about it.
Know why??? CAUSE SHE'S ART!
People chill OK. Monica Bellucci is beautiful in a true sense of beauty and she is what I call a classic italian beauty. She has great face and great body. I have no clue about her personality but I sesnse she is less approacheable and more like DIVA.
Angelina is a very different creature. She is a free spirit, odd and aloof. But she is beautiful as well. Physically her body is OK not great. But I think Angelina is much more interesting to hang out with because she is very controversial and unconventional. And you cannot put a tag on that.
Kiz - No offense. I assure you. I don't know "herpes". I will assume that was a joke.
If you build it, they will come. *sigh*
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But then again, what do I know?
sensimina I am not love angelina
kizzy I am sure in that video she was under influence of some substance. Do you have a witch hunt on love angelina? who is this poor soul??
I have been a member for a week or so? why is there some hazing prior to joining?
Bane - I don't know...but I see your point. Clearly she would be here. Esp the heroin smoking one. I am not sure if she was or not, didn't have time to check all posts.
Submitted by Bane on May 19, 2008 - 8:25pm.
Ok, I'm dying to know. Why was LA banned? Someone please tell me!
Bane, only her username was escorted out of dlisted. Not her I.P. which I suppose is a dlisted slap on the wrist to shape up or ship out.
The *&()*^! spammers seriously need to be nipped in the effing bud.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 8:28pm
Among many other alts. It's not as blatant as it was before, but much like our friend herpes, it never REALLY goes away, just a little down time in between outbreaks.
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Hey TwoDrink . . . I think LA was banned. Why would she show up as Uwish if she wasn't? One thing I know for sure--that girl would not leave voluntarily, so she must have been banned. I just want to know what she did that finally sealed the deal.
Oh crap and make it so can't spell...typical
Submitted by ░ on May 19, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Well, to give her credit, there does appear to be some sort of boning/wire on the top part of the cups, so she's made sure the girls are covered, and not likely to be exposed. She knows how to dress when she wants to, there is no doubt about that. As we say down heah, "she cleans up pretty good."
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Bane - she was banned? Are you sure? I seem to think she has been showing up as Uwish.
Hmph..how bouta Jen and Rachel...oh shit...
I went there.
Either way, I just wish the best for the kids.
I try to be nice. Don't expect it to last forever. Eventually the pain killers ware off.
Ok, I'm dying to know. Why was LA banned? Someone please tell me!
Brad looks like he woke up from his midlife crisis and is WTF. I thought women were to lay off the botox when pregnant. I guess not. I can tell by the pics on the Cannes carpet she has a ton of it in her face. It is a rippling effect on the skin. I would just name the new girls after Brad and Angelina (Dumb and Dumber)
Submitted by Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Yes, I did, I went, I had to, my only objection was the artist who made the cat's asshole the same size as his balls. I love kittybutts. I squeeze my kitty's haunches like a butt. It's a sickness, I'm aware...LOL
Kizzy, I'm so utterly relieved I'm not the only one who does that. *wiping beads of guilty sweat from forehead*
I'm curious as to what is holding up Angie's dress. It's like magic and stuff.
Ack, well here in America, Andrea is an American name. ewe Steal what we want. Damnit!
Submitted by zomay on May 19, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Kizzy did you see the catbutt link? It looks like somthing your avie might be interested in.
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Yes, I did, I went, I had to, my only objection was the artist who made the cat's asshole the same size as his balls. I love kittybutts. I squeeze my kitty's haunches like a butt. It's a sickness, I'm aware...LOL
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 19, 2008 - 8:09pm.
I gueth it meanth that you have a lithp? A looth tooth? Who knothe? :)
Island girl! hahahahaha! That was "awthome"! hehehehe
Submitted by ░ on May 19, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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I gueth it meanth that you have a lithp? A looth tooth? Who knothe? :)
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 7:58pm.
The repetitious exclaimations of "unconventional" and "controversial" surely proclaim this one as a new and original thinker, couldn't POSSIBLY be her.
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Angelina, you are not allowed to have more than two children whose names end in "x".
Everyone will just wind up calling them Cassie and Polly. Which are all right names
Submitted by islandgirl on May 19, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Seriously. I always wondered what a "looth" was. Is it anything like a "round tuit?"
islandgirl, I have no idea what a looth is either? Forsooth, what is a looth? I guess I should have a clue but I haven't gotten around to it. *wink*
Submitted by ░ on May 19, 2008 - 8:02pm.
"She is a free spirit, odd and alooth."
Sorry but that made me almost piss myself silly.
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Seriously. I always wondered what a "looth" was. Is it anything like a "round tuit?"
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Submitted by mellen on May 19, 2008 - 7:53pm
Since the Greco-Roman Era came before the advent of film, I think it's more fair to give credit to them first.
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castor is a male's name.
who made this shit up?
"She is a free spirit, odd and alooth."
Sorry but that made me almost piss myself silly.
Submitted by Nova on May 19, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Angelina is much more interesting to hang out with because she is very controversial and unconventional.
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Didja see the babblefest video? Girl was uninterrupted verbal diarrhea. NOT big on the conversational arts.
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OMG NOVA IS LOVE ANGELINA.
Check out how many days she's been a member. COINCIDENCE???
FUCKING CRAZY!!!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
@Bradiful:
I hear ya.
I think he and Jen were probably more compatible. Neither of them is heavily vested in the brain trust, and that is fine.
But I suspect Pittiful fancied himself more cerebral and philanthropic (not the case) and hitched his wagon to a vapid whore equally interested in changing her image. So although he looks terribly unhappy these days, they deserve each other because water always seeks its own level.
Jennifer A. is the winner here, as far as I can see.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by chichisgalore on May 19, 2008 - 6:51pm
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Big Pixies fan here, but that is not actually related to Castor and Pollux, though. Still, I am now humming. :)
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Aren't the names ::Pollocks and Castor from the movie FACE OFF, with Nick Cage and John Travolta??
"outside there's a box car waiting
outside the family stew
out by the fire breathing
outside we wait 'til face turns blue
i know the nervous walking....
here comes your man
here comes your man
here comes your man"
Honestly, I think Brad is tired of this but doesn't know how to get out of it.
Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man tired of her.
And Brad looks tired.
Bradiful
They were both (him and Aniston) huge potheads, and you know potheads stick together. I hope Ange hasn't invited him to chase the dragon with her!
And no, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of them where they really seem happy. Brad just seems whipped as hell, but not happily. Their PR bullshit makes me queasy, actually. Especially when they bring the kids into it, which is like, always.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
So in a weird sense this is a lusty business deal that he has no idea how to end.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 19, 2008 - 7:37pm.
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True dat!! I think she takes after her father, he was a famous bodybuilder in the 50's. Jayne Mansfield was a product of the movie studios of the day trying to compete with Marilyn.
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But then again, what do I know?
BP wears a suit like nobody else. Yowza.
I might watch Ocean's 11 tonight!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
LOVE! her dress.
Brad's face looks bloated. Which is weird, because his body is tight. He's hit a wall looks-wise.
Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Bradiful, what do you think about the Bradiston marriage?
- Honestly, for a brief moment, he appeared to be settled and genuinely happy, but briefly.
Part of it seemed contrived, his career benefited from being with "America's Favorite Friend".
Hers was at it's height.
Has he seemed that happy with Skeletina? Like ever?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by islandgirl on May 19, 2008 - 5:34pm.
BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Monica Bellucci is my girl crush.
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Gotta agree with you on that one. Also Mariska Hargitay and Juliana Margulies.
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Mariska is drop dead gorgeous. I always thought she's so much prettier than her mother (Jane Mansfield) was.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
bradiful it feels good to air all that out and not have a nut chasing you around for it, don't it! Ah freeeedom.
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BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Monica Bellucci is my girl crush.
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Gotta agree with you on that one. Also Mariska Hargitay and Juliana Margulies.
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But then again, what do I know?
Wow, Bradaloonies are a LOT more sane than Brangeloonies, that's for sure.
Bradiful, I think your whole post was dead on. I'm neutral about Brad, always have been. I never found him attractive because I just felt a semi-tool aura about him.
I think Brad was overtaken and overwhelmed by Injectalina's vagina. He got vagmatized - HARD. She got pregnant really quickly. They now have a billion kids. It would look REALLY bad if they broke up and they can't risk that. They will probably be together for a very good while.
Bradiful, what do you think about the Bradiston marriage?
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Monica Bellucci is my girl crush.
Too beautiful.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 3:28pm.
- uh oh, should I? A Bradilooney moment?
Oh why the fuck not.
Look, I am not an expert, I only go off of impressions and affect. We all see the same photos and read the same bullshit, yes even PEOPLE magazine but he has a trend, Hollyweird dynasty ho's. Gwen was too strong for him, he seems to like the "victim" type.
This just has never set right by ME. Awkward and forced. Who knows but one thing I "see" more consistently is how inconsistent these two are.
This has never been about love IMO. Lust and rebound but not love. He needs a nice semi normal female to be his supporter, arm candy, whatevs.
White picket fence, she would keep an immaculate home and throw fabulous dinner parties and still be able to scratch her ass and fart in public and be all his, just his.
Finis.
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Thats what I thought. Thanks!