Castor & Pollux?!
Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name “like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.
Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.
Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.
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James? Tigerlilly down..
same glazed look..
extending thumb to Tigerlilly:::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Hi guys..... I am a bit cranky today...(reread my post sorry kizzy if I sound like a crazy bitch, I am one but don't mean to sound like one). got picked up for grandjury duty.... 4 weeks every day... my boss is going to have a cardiac arrest tomorrow when I tell him.
On topic -- she does look great with the extra baby weight, r5bales. _________________________________________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Kizzy::
Hanging head sheepshly..
yup.. same glazed look...
but this stuff is great..in a glazed eyes way.
grinzsss ~>^..^
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Please accept James Haven's apologies. It's just the scuttlebutt (no pun intended), on the street.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 8:57pm.
She may be a man stealin, vile of blood wearin', hamster killin', bad actin', adoptin' too many kids, no taste in clothes wearin', Ho. But she's still James Haven's Ho!
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This is why I will bear your humakittens...Yes, you and I will share a night of passion during which I will don the requisite DListed Shauna Sand Skank gear. You will find this irresistable and ravage me like no man or cat has before, and impregnate me...I will then puncture your carotid artery, drink your blood and then....Uh-oh...zoo officials... And I thought this was going so well...No, it doesn't look good. They brought the bigguns...Fuck...*making a run for it*....*PING*....OWW! Fuck that hurt like shiiiiiiiiiiiii....shemayma....*drool*....shmahmesssh...
*fart*.......gerunflsunslshhhhhhhhhhhhh....
TIGER DOWN!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Anonymoussss
r is getting bored. just a note:
slutts slipped in MD 20/20 for the cuervo..
but the kizzy nip is great...
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R.. that hurt..
fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Now you sound like Moose...you ate it didn't you?? DIDN'T YOU?? *sigh* Now I bet you've rolled over and turned your head upside down, haven't you? Yes, yes, you have that same glazed look...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Oh Kizzy, I've read the real deal (in fact I was part of her welcome wagon on an old scientology thread, ah, the good ole days, anyway, I digress)and read these chick's arguments, I don't think it is her, so we disagree, she for one would have never spoke evil of James and this new individual uses different arguments to insult not just bitches and cunts discourse. I, however, just want to forget her and any other trolls that show up here and certainly do not want to argue with you or anyone about someone I would rather forget was ever around, let alone waste some more posts on that shit. Truthfully, I was with James about just extending the olive branch to it instead of jumping to conclusions, but like I said, we disagree.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 10:08pm
ITA-- kittybutts are much nicer to talk about. Moosie bear is a little on the *ahem* husky side, (I think the nip gives him the munchies, shhh don't tell him I told you) so he's got a nice tushie to squish. I even sing a song, "gonna get da kittybutt." He is alternately amused and contemptuous by this.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Pregnancy agrees with her because she does look great. The dress is great. It kills me to say that. James Haven did a good teaching her how to properly apply Mary Kay.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Vany::
hugz::: I'd say something...::
but I've been indulging in the Kizzy Nip and
keep falling over. Plus I had to give Slutts
the last of the good stuff..the overrated shots..
oh well ...
heeellooo!
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Nova on May 19, 2008 - 8:38pm.
But I think Angelina is much more interesting to hang out with because she is very controversial and unconventional.
Wow, you hang out with Monica and Angie?!?!?! Are you BFFs with all the stars?
*Pulling up chair* Tell us more!!
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And you cannot put a tag on that.
Oh, Angelina has skin tags. :( That's just icky.
Slutts is it the kizzy - nip.. James .. James?
James.. your branch lost it's olive:
and there is a pentitent goat is the corner..
Oh my..Kizzy go bumper crops...
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 10:06pm
I told him he was an addict, he told me I was an enabler. I told him I loved him, and just wanted him to be happy. He told me it was time to plant the catnip again. I told him I was going outside...........
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
uhhh, James Haven, that was too vivid. Dreamboat's ass stench *shudders* I don't blame you for not wanting to go near her face, it is probably highly contagious and you don't want to ruin your beautiful face!!!!!
OnT- I think Brad's rug looks more natural since he got a "hair" cut.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Hello vany!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Bradi! *smooches*
No. Still no France. And you know, James Haven is part French. Ok. French Canadian, but still.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Yeah, cuz she's always been honest, and never used any other names. Sorry vanyvrgs, but if you've read the real deal, and then see someone else *spontaneously* make the same old arguments in the same old way, you know you're talking to the same old shit. Yes, I am aware that more than one person is a fan, and I am aware that more than one person can have the same idea, but dayum, honey, not the same thing the same way again and again.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 19, 2008 - 9:55pm.
To James Haven:
James, does it bother you that you're the hot bitch in the family, yet Angie gets all the attention? Inquiring minds want to know.
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James Haven never minded staying in the shadow of Angie since she truly is a shining star, however, since she has hooked up with Pitt, it has been one train ride to hell.
James Haven in one of his best work to date:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Jamesy Poo!
Aw, still no ticket to France, huh?
*sniffs, hmmmmmm, loon poon*
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I agree. We should all just ignore the shit talkers and continue talking about cat butts.
You make freak sound like it's a bad thing!
that was supposed to say kizzy nip..
Kiz what did you tell your kitty?
:::falling over again::::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Kizzy, you're right. LA is like herpes. But unlike a herpes outbreak, she might go away if you ignore it.
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**Donning SuperValtrexSuit**
Check.
*********Speaking of nip, looks like it's going to be a bumper crop!! The seeds have sprouted already! Moose is keeping an eye on things from his windowsill perch, doesn't want any strays getting into his stash before he does;)
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
You're right, James Haven.
We shouldn't feed the trolls!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Well, it's wonderful to make your aquaintance finally, James Haven. Good thing you had an excuse ready when Ange got all up in your buisness! So tell me, do you do Angie's make-up for big events? That would be a good way to show off your talents, James Haven. I am not so sure about Julia Roberts as I have not seen any pics of her as of late, but I was thinking more along the lines of Wino being in need of some serious moisturizer, lol! Is there anything in your Mary Kay bag of tricks that can make someone look alive again?
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James Haven has done Angie's makeup on many occassions, it's just that lately, Brad has been buzzing in her ear, telling her all sorts of crazy things about James Haven.
James Haven cannot bring himself to touch Wino's face. Not too mention, rumor has it her breath smells like Dreamboat's butt. Nasty!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
HI sluts, I see James Haven says he does not look good with Victoria's Secret underwear... there goes my surprise!
As for Nova, her last post was evidence she is not whom some of you call her (there was no mention of bitches or cunts in that post and it talked abou JH in a neg fashion), IMHO she is someone different.. there is more than one Brangaloonie -- sadly we never noticed them cause everyone was sooo consumed with the name I won't mention...
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Oh and nova, I could probably be your mother, can't we just all get along? Serious! You love Angie some people hate her... you calling people immature for not agreeing with you does not add fuel to your argument that you are the more mature person here.
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Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Hello fellow haunch handler!! Better late than never. There's 3 of us who've fessed up to it, I'm sure there are more who are closet haunches-grabbers. They're just too damn cute not to.
Fellow haunch handler!!! He he, I do love your posts, Kizzy. People who love animals are good people. Yes, I am sure there are closet haunch handlers. Maybe we could start Haunch Grabbers Anonymous? You know, a little weight on a woman is not that bad. The thing that I thought was weird about JLo, was that she seemed to gain all of the weight in her face!!! Brit Brit's face also changed. Very strange....
After reading through Nova's comments, I also think she is LA. Especially after being proud about the high comment count in this thread....jeez. Someone should warn Angelina. James?
cough cough::
raising thumb.. Freak must be used wih loving
care/;;;falls over from zizzy nip...
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Whenever James Haven extends an olive branch to someone, and they ignore it, (case in point: Nova) it makes him wonder if the person is indeed just a rabblerouser!
If the only way to get dlisted back to the fun and laughs it once was, we should all just ignore those that try to continually cause mayhem!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Slutts:: passing a new bottle of overratted stuff..
didn't mean to leave the empties.Sheesh.
Looks like N needs more than kizzy nip
and shots.. but I still want to go
to the mall. James looks hot when
wearing pink.
we tried..
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Why for the Love of God and everything Holy, is she such a GD FREAK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Ah, the lifeless trangelina troll is back. That explains why SkeleQueefe's shit bombs; broke ass fans typing thousands of posts per day make it seem she has a huge fanbase. Talentless hag can't make that shit pay at the box office, unforch.
She may be a man stealin, vile of blood wearin', hamster killin', bad actin', adoptin' too many kids, no taste in clothes wearin', Ho. But she's still James Haven's Ho!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
OMG the Sonogram pictures: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episod...
Leatherette:::
Your boots are xtra shiny tonight..
oould be the kizzy nip....
or did you have a great week end, up to no good?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way- John Waters
Kizzy, you're right. LA is like herpes. But unlike a herpes outbreak, she might go away if you ignore it.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Nova on May 19, 2008 - 9:53pm.
yes you do find her fascinating because you are posting here.
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Well, little miss knows everything, guess you just skip over the posts that don't either diss or laud your queen, but if you'd take the time to read, you'd see we've been discussing cat butts, as well as Brad, Angelina, and the kids. FOR US, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT HER...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I don't hear anyone in here being obnoxious? Do you? LALALALALALA. Nope. Don't hear a thing! Just the beautiful sound of normal posters posting normal things. So lovely.
Okay. Now I really DO have to cook or my ass is grass!
To James Haven:
James, does it bother you that you're the hot bitch in the family, yet Angie gets all the attention? Inquiring minds want to know.
James Haven -
Exactly, I hope Brad gets the kids, too. You don't need three hundred kids getting in the way of your love for Angie! That is so draining and cumbersome, especially that Maddox! He is always trying to keep Angie away from you and all to himself! But he also hates Brad, so perhaps he is your ally.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Well, it's wonderful to make your aquaintance finally, James Haven. Good thing you had an excuse ready when Ange got all up in your buisness! So tell me, do you do Angie's make-up for big events? That would be a good way to show off your talents, James Haven. I am not so sure about Julia Roberts as I have not seen any pics of her as of late, but I was thinking more along the lines of Wino being in need of some serious moisturizer, lol! Is there anything in your Mary Kay bag of tricks that can make someone look alive again?
I have some thoughts on your post, Nova. I don't think it is so much of a click thing going on here, because once you reach out to people and make kind and/or witty comments, the general response is a nice one. I think just like any situation where you are new, it takes some time to get to know people. It just so happens that there are many established friendships here, and I am sure if you are kind and trustworthy, you will make some good friends as well! I think some posters here have had people do bad things to them such as imitate them, or harass them (I am not sure, just guessing) so they are a little more wary and need to feel you out first before jumping right in. I don't know *shrugs* that is just my humble opinion.
Submitted by Nova on May 19, 2008 - 9:50pm
BTW, I'm not a "creature", I am a being. A HUMAN BEING. You, on the other hand, are a TROLL.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
yes you do find her fascinating because you are posting here. Disliking someone is still showing feeling toward that someone. When you have no comments, you truly do not care. So if I see angelina thread with like 3 comments I know then that people here do not care abouot her. But we are almost at 400 here. Hehehehe
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 9:50pm.
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Uh, I don't have any good stuff, no, none at all! *Removes the Cuervo bottle and inserts MD 20/20 into paper bag* But here, I'll share what I have.
Submitted by Nova on May 19, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Kizzy, you are really making my day here. I got a huge smile because of your comment.I was so bored and had not much to do earlier. Butlet me assure you that your skills will not be valued highly at Scotland Yard. You are entertaining creature but fail miserably as a detective.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, sing me that same old song again and again and again, ad nauseum.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
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LA is the kind of "fan" that will end up with a restraining order. This girl sounds CRAZY.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 9:47pm
You said it nicely, I said it was like herpes, it keeps coming back.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy, you are really making my day here. I got a huge smile because of your comment.I was so bored and had not much to do earlier. Butlet me assure you that your skills will not be valued highly at Scotland Yard. You are entertaining creature but fail miserably as a detective.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 9:45pm.
James Haven -
I have a question. How is it that Angie appreciated you so much at that awards show, she showed the whole world that you two are soul mates and in love and then she tosses you aside like a used vibrator battery for Brad? I don't get it!
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Neither does James Haven! You would think, after sharing a bath and a bed with a person, you would know them better. Obviously not. But James Haven has weathered many an Angelina prey. There was Jenny, Billybob, Ethan, George, Joey, Pete, Craig, Jason, Frank, and Sam (that was just in one week). James Haven is confidant that this to shall pass and we will be together again. James Haven just hopes, Brad gets custody of those crazy kids!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.