Castor & Pollux?!
Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name “like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.
Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.
Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.
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nighty Jamesy...you honey
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 20, 2008 - 12:05am
I'm guessing they're going to be gone awhile, so you can do it 2 ways: you can try to keep it going with phone, internet, snailmail, for awhile, or you can agree to take a break, and leave it there, and see what happens when/if they come back.
Either way, your relationship as you know it, is coming to an end, so there is going to be a bit of "mourning" for that. Whether it can withstand time and distance depends greatly on what sort of terms you and that person part with, and what expectations you have from each other.
OnT: Angelina had Shiloh in one part of Africa, and adopted Zahara from another part of Africa.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ok dlisted lovelies James Haven is finally leaving, this time!
Good night! Have a great day! **kisses**
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
kizzy...love your kitty avie..
lol...no doubt!
") you funny
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 12:05am.
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well said
Submitted by chickadee on May 20, 2008 - 12:01am
Oh, for reals. If we were all guaranteed we'd look that good pregnant, the birth rate here would match China's, LOL.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Warning - Off topic, if this offends you or you are Texs Doc, look away!
If someone you were dating goes to Africa, do you continuing dating them?
Mitten - I am sure there will be a new thread to remind you in the a.m.
pretty and cute...the bastards lol
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 11:57pm
Goodnight, doll, many happy dreams of uniformed men with fur-lined handcuffs;)
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Tangerine::
the rain song for a wedding... too beautiful..
yes.. lets do that when I can stand up..
Hugs and Congrats;;;;
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 11:28pm
Sure, sure vany, just keep telling yourself it was the nip and the alcohol, but the truth is, you can't help but think of peen when you're dealing with penal codes!
Kizzy, what are you talking about? Peeeenal codes?
oh I can pretend, but you are right, I like all sorts of peen, even when I have not had Maddog 2020 or Slustsville 2020.
Well got to go to sleep, love you all!
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Oh I misread...night night Mitten. Dreams of happy family! Think Golden Child.....lol
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Ugh can I OT?
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LMAO everybody else does, feel free, doll!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Two Drink anything for James:::
I'll sign off on the ot... just won'y remember.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Dx3 tehe (do you mind if I call you that? I noticed that is what others call you) and MittenFreak, I would love to chat with you about Zep anytime. I am here a lot, mostly lurk, but I am here! It's hard to say which song is my fave, but if I had to name one it may be The Rain Song, In My Time of Dying, Tea For One, and of course, Tangerine. For something a little more upbeat, The Rover, Rock n' Roll, and Hey Hey What Can I Do? ( love that song) see, I can't pick just one hehe. I also love Thank You. I am getting married in August and trying to decide which Zep song I should walk down the aisel to. I am open to suggestions. Alright, it has been fun, I really am leaving this time, G'night! BIG SMOOTCHES to all!!!
If you're out 3D, night.
Nighty-night, Mitten, take care, sweet dreams ♥♥♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ugh can I OT?
Passing two drink the other bowl and the
other other good stuff.. you may be right: wink
nite and hugs..Dawnie;;; don't let them step
over here... still can't get up...
M
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Luvskizzy:::
Time to say niters as all this has gone
quite to my thumb/;;;
Passing PSL the shot glasses and tupperware bowl.
hugs.. all
Mitten
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 19, 2008 - 11:31pm.
@Tangerine:
I will talk Zep with you.... "Thank You" all time fave, with "Hey Hey What Can I Do" in close second!
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"Fool in the Rain" pretty much sums up James Haven
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Where's Uwish when you need a little tustling fun?
Mitten - love John Waters...good sig
Oh and everybody is meant to burn.
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 11:38pm.
nite Kizzy::
will I respect me in the morning?
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You may, the hangover-- probably not, but I'd follow you into Hell, you magnificent Mitten, you!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Two Drink:::: even if it's organic
If I light it up.. will I get torched...
tbwap::; bad joke so I thwaped myself for you..
::::life's good at this angle....
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
And a special shout out to my favorite bitch who won't give me eyelash tips...MAMS Haven!
First of all...I have missed you all...I am trying to get this website up and my life depends on it. But, I still have my two in in evening (and thank you). I have missed you all as well.
In no particular order...
Bradiful...I hail to anyone than can turn water into the cheapest of wine
PSL - I have missed you too, babe!
Mitten - if it's organic, light it up.
MittenFreak: I work until 7:30 PST most nights....so I just got home a little while ago...
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
nite Kizzy::
will I respect me in the morning?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 10:14pm.
@BradifulBitch-- Sophia Grace and Ava Maria are beautiful names for girls, excellent choices.
When in France, OLE!----brilliant!!
- Grassyass kizzy.
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'Twas de nada damn thing, BradifulBitch!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Good night, tangerine, it was great talking to you. Take care, and getdakittybutt!!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Paris where in James Havens names have
you been all night.? We needed you!
Chatting up the clever folk? There is
Kizzy nip in the corner.. Dead Actress
is holding vodka.. the cuervo is MD/3030
it's dead serious.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 11:28pm
Sure, sure vany, just keep telling yourself it was the nip and the alcohol, but the truth is, you can't help but think of peen when you're dealing with penal codes!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 10:14pm.
@BradifulBitch-- Sophia Grace and Ava Maria are beautiful names for girls, excellent choices.
When in France, OLE!----brilliant!!
- Grassyass kizzy.
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?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
nnite Tangerine::
love Zepline as well... hope to see coldplay
in London...
::;over I go::::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
@Tangerine:
I will talk Zep with you.... "Thank You" all time fave, with "Hey Hey What Can I Do" in close second!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Yes tangerine, would love to chat music with you! Hard to believe but James Haven is a rocker at heart! Nice to have met you! Stay well!
**smooches**
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
TwoDrink:
I'd like to say, you've been around a lot more lately, and it's good to have you back.....
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
Two Drink..
we lost you! passing the Kizzy nip..
Dead Actress swears it's organic ..
Shots in the corner..
:::: passing the glass..
does't James look amazing?
He looks great from down here..let me tell you..
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
James Haven- if you ever want to talk Zeppelin sometime, or other music, lemme know. It's my passion. Good night dahling, it was wonderful to finally talk to the elusive James Haven. Kisses!
Kizzy- yes, it is hard for me to not give my babies what they want. I love food, so why should I restrict him from one of life's greatest pleasures? I mean, he does not have any balls, so you know, he has to have something! Good night, Kizzy! Great talking to ya!
Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Lie teller, she is the most saintly sainty saint to ever float over the ground.
She can turn water to Boonesfarm, she can heal the privileged, she can be pregnant and still manage to slip a nip.
Ok, see? She can wear black everyday, all day, GOTH MOM RWAKS!
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by dead-actress on May 19, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 10:54pm.
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Sorry, darling - can't help you. I'd drive the jury and attorneys crazy with my need to question their wardrobe choices for every single day they appeared in court. The judge? I'd make him take his robe off and let me see what is underneath. lol Then I'd start in on what they were serving for lunch.......*shrug*
Hi DA, did you have to mention the couthouse? Ok , you may not have.... but I must say, the main bailiff was a hot mofo and all I could think about was me "serving" under him...
Blame Kizzy et al (they got me drunk) for my shy ass to say I want to get under, over and suspended by the bailiff....
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Hello Two Drink! Looking beautiful! How are you?
James Haven is glad to be back!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
James.. this party has taken on a life own////////////;;
Mitten looking up:wink
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
James Haven, you hidden SLUT! Where have you been gf?
I almost resent these two getting the most comments. Then, I remember...THEY'RE THE MOST FUN. I can answer all these probs in 3 statements.
1. She is never content
2. He has no identity
3. Don't worry Aniston, eventually every guy gets sick of Fruit Loops
;P
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Yes Mitten. James Haven is still here. On his way out, he noticed someone was looking for him. Will be here for a few more minutes....
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
extending James Olive branch::
the olive fell off...hugs Vany...
it's been a day::;
James ? if your still there ..James..
get Dead Actress or Kizzy::
keep hitting myself with the branch::;
thwap/;/\ damn
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Listen h8ters, never did drugs or fixed face.
Now, stop your hating. LOL