Monday, May 19th 2008

Castor & Pollux?!

Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.

Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.

Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.

Posted by: Michael K


Mel-Tang's picture

She looks GORGEOUS.
They are a really attractive couple.

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madam s.'s picture

Castrate and Bollux. Perfect.

parissucksliterally's picture

They look amazing here.

Who says these are the names? Star Magazine? Let's not forget they printed that Shiloh's name was going to be "Africa"....

Just fucking wait until the babies are born, why do the tabloids insist on guessing?

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seras's picture

I hope she is not planning on naming her kids that shit.Its bad enough the kids have no stability or roots without adding stupid ass names on top of it.

MJF's picture

Oh yeah...she looks hot preggers! BTW, those chi-chis are giving Ms. Hayek's a run for their money.

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Soy's picture

Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.
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That goes for a lot of parents. I know a kid named Mykiael. Or something to that effect. 0_o
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MJF's picture

How about Apocalypse and Armageddon?

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Why does she have yellow masking tape on her dress?

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indiesr's picture

Brad and Angie are looking absolutely HOT!

Wow!

Pers's picture

Angie looks lovely.

That said...

Santa AJ - I know you love alienating your kids by moving the traveling circus all over the globe (thank God she doesn't have a space ship because she'd be shlepping the brood from planet to planet too), making sure your kids have no one else save for you (that's good for the ol' ego, being the alpha and the omega in your kids' lives). But even thinking about saddling kids with those shitty names is mean.
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mike's picture

It truly pains me to say this, but she has been looking really good lately. It's the extra weight, I guess.

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Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

Damn! They are an attractive couple. If they weren't in show biz, they would stop traffic.

mike's picture

I actually like those names, but only for boys.

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_Grace_'s picture

My neighbor had two dogs named Castor and Pollux.
I still can't get over the joke 'Piloh Shitt' LMAO

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Oh, and she looks fuckin' SMOKING hot and now I have pictoral proof for my husband that if that haircut doesn't look good on Brad Pitt, it sure as shit looks like hell on him.

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letinstar's picture

castor oil and pollux? i hope this truly is a joke...
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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Castor and Pollux- the characters from Face/Off?

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