Monday, May 19th 2008

Chocolate Covered What?

Okay, I adore bacon. If I could make sexay times with bacon, I would. I've tried, but it always seems to break before getting all the way in. I also love chocolate. If I could have a chocolate transfusion, I would. I just don't know how I feel about the two things together.

A candy shop in Santa Cruz called Marini's is selling chocolate covered bacon. I don't know whether to lick my chops or bust a chunk in a plastic bag.

I'm willing to give it a bite. Upon further googling, I found a recipe for this possibly delicious treat. I know what I'm doing this weekend. Frying, eating and barfing! My three favorite things.

Cut to Brit Brit who is not impressed, "Pff'! I've been eatin' that stuff fo' years. Mah mama je'e made it fo' Sunday breakfist. We had it wif possum an' eggs an' sanka cake!"

Source: The Stranger

Thanks Ed

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by applejones on May 19, 2008 - 3:15pm.
In Olympia, they have a bacon pancake, which I thought was odd since Oly is a real hippie town with some of the staunches vegans I know. But that sounds logical compared to chocolate covered bacon.
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My fiance owns a burger/hot dog joint at the mall. I told him about these breakfast sausages on a stick, covered in pancake. It's like a corn dog. He's thinking of serving that shit deep fried for the breakfast menu. I work there sometimes when some douchebag teen decides to not show up for work because Robbie pays me like ten times more than all the other employees, and I help him with ideas because shit, his money is my money.
It is startling how serious fatasses need three hot dogs with chili, cole slaw, and all that shit at literally 10 AM. Let me tell you. I have seen people order some disturbing shit, in huge quantities, at ungodly morning hours and devour it in minutes.
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that is just wrong.

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Okay... That is NOT for somebody that is recovering from a stomache flu.

GROSS

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If you're near a Fresh Market you can find a chocolate candy bar that has bacon bits through out it. They also have red chili dark chocolate, and probably lots more weird combos. I've had the bacon chocolate bar, and really, it's not that bad.

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In Olympia, they have a bacon pancake, which I thought was odd since Oly is a real hippie town with some of the staunches vegans I know. But that sounds logical compared to chocolate covered bacon.

I have had chicken fried bacon before (hey, I'm from TX.) Here's a clip from a local TX show about a little shop that does it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU
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Show us a picture of what it looks like BEFORE you eat it.

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Yes, I'll have the chocolate covered beef jerky....hot please.
Oh my goodness....I just had a barf-a-vision. I'm dry heaving.
Corner stores...where they'd sell penny candy....pickled eggs....and those pink hot sausages in those big plastic pickles jars.
Chocolate covered hot pink sausages.

I bet Homer Simpson is having a wet dream over the thought of this right now! I hate to admit this, but chocolate covered bacon doesn't sound all that gross. Of course, I am on a diet and anything with bacon or chocolate would sound great!

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I find this strangely appealing. It must be salty and sweet all at the same time. I want some immediately.

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ubmitted by Mr. President on May 19, 2008 - 12:09pm.

AND it was Deep FRIED.

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There is a new culinary trend of making chocolate/spice sauces for meat. That shit makes me sick to my stomach! Same with the whole foam trend. I don't need a plate of something that looks like it came from the mouth of a rabid dog.

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This still doesn't top that sandwich Elvis once ate with a pound of bacon, peanut butter and jelly. Rumor has it that he also topped it off with some marshmallows.

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I had chocolate chip pecan cookies in New Orleans made with bacon fat, they commonly cook deserts with meat dripping, vom!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 2:07pm.

SLUT MUFFIN!
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Chocolate covered I hope.

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Thank god! Americans aren't fat enough, so I think it's great that people are brainstorming to create items that will help people put a little meat on their bones. You could maybe put the chocolate-covered bacon on some bread with peanut butter and Fluffernutter and then fry the whole thing for added benefits.

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Well in Hershey, PA, at the Hershey Hotel, their restaurant uses chocolate in and on everything, that includes steaks, etc...
I saw it on the Travel channel.

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I will try this and let you all know how it tastes

Im a fucking giver, i know.

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Nanners on May 19, 2008 - 2:05pm.

SLUT MUFFIN!

XXX's & OOO's.

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Hell no. Chocolate can compliment a lot of things but meat isn't one of them.

New at KFC: Chocolate covered chicken wings!

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All sorts of wrong! Why don't people work on making healthy shit taste better instead of taking two fat fuck foods and merging them into one nightmare? Yes, bacon and chocolate are OK on their own but this just seems like only obese people would want to eat this.

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Brit Brit will buy it when it comes in Frappacino and Cheetohs flavors.

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Chocolate covered bacon.
Chocolate chip scrambled eggs.
Toast and coffee.

Denny's new PMS Slam, just $6.99.

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This isn't really new, there's a guy over on egullet.com who's been making bacon desserts for a few years now. The one is bacon with a toffee coating, that sounds to me like bacon with pancakes.
god, couldn't you live on bacon? I could.

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Wthecks does je'e mean?

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One of our hottest sluts lives right around SC, no? Go try it and let us know what that shit's like!

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$4.25 for a 1/4 lb! What a rip off!

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You've got chocolate on my bacon!

No, YOU've got bacon on my chocolate!

Two great things that taste great together.

NOT.

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EEEUUUWWWW..

Jeez, i always say "dirt would taste good with chocolate on it", but I'm fucking KIDDING.

The "inventor" of this delectable snack must be svelte......

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