Chocolate Covered What?

One more time.

Bacon. Yum.

Michael K! You can buy chocolate bars infused with bacon bitty type product at Whole Foods (I know, of all places...) not QUITE the same as an actual strip covered in choc, but you know. Just lookin out for your ass.

Right there. That's the reason for obesity in America.

Right t.h.e.r.e!

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It would be better with dark chocolate. Chocolate-covered chicken livers is where I draw the line, a concoction Ilan on Top Chef served. Chocolate covered ants were around when I was in elementary school. I suppose the next step will be chocolate-covered dill pickles.

Knowin' that shit was invented in the da south! either some rednecks or some coon-asses thunk that shit up! hahaha

So wtf happens when women eat soy? Do we turn into bigger, angrier, cattier bitches? The hormonal apocalypse has begun because I love soy products. Let the end of times commense. *munching on salted, roasted edamame beans as her itchy trigger finger fondles her semi-automatic*

to mrs kravitz...
omfg... lol... the right wing has an agenda against soy... omg... thank God I am already lying down. I thought it might be tommy's crowd.. thanks for answering btw hehe

Submitted by forever.now on May 19, 2008 - 9:53pm.

to mrs. kravitz...
your quote about soy... where is it from? just curious. :)
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Oh, some crazy right wing site called World Net Daily.
religious right wing nuts
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to mrs. kravitz...
your quote about soy... where is it from? just curious. :)

Delicious.

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Grease...check.
Salt.....check
Sugar....check
Meat.....check

Only food group missing is alcohol.

"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."

You can have your domain but moleinthehole.com is mine. All mine! Paws off!!!

I should now have a blog called chocolatecoveredbacon.blogspot.org. Nobody better steal this domain.

It's time for the Tiger to take over production before this boat sinks. I propose "9021ohnoyoudi'nt..."
Ok, we get to see the cage matches, BITCH FIGHTS with all the originals, in bikinis (and yes, this includes the men) having it out, no holds barred.
The prize? One lucky winner will walk away with a glimmer of some F-listed dignity, along with an item (read blurb) in Parade magazine, that shit that comes with your Sunday paper...you know, that shit yo' cat end up pissin' on, cuz you line the litter box with that shit, or either the cat just know to piss on it, regardless...
But it doesn't stop there.... You MAY be selected for "Dancing With the Stars" or "The Surreal World", but we've secured your place on either "Celebrity Rehab" or our new production "I Used to Be a Star, But Look How My Life Sucks Now"...the latter comes with the obligatory Cory Haim or Cory Feldman co-stars, so I'd go Celeb Rehab...

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i love everything mk says, but:

"Okay, I adore bacon. If I could make sexay times with bacon, I would. I've tried, but it always seems to break before getting all the way in. "

is probably the best thing he has ever said.

i'll volunteer to give you something else if you would like to try it.

ha ha.

choc covered pretzels once a novelty, are a staple now, the salt of the pretzel and the choc go well together.

this bacon thing might be going too far.

Hey - now that I'm really high, that looks kind of good! Thank god there's no where to buy it inmy area and I have enough self-control to not make it myself.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

chocolate covered meat... *yum*
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I puffy heart Marini's! I still have a Marini's chocolate rose leftover from Mother's Day in my fridge. :D OK, on to the chocolate covered bacon. There's this thing about SC...folks love the wacky tobaccy. This delicacy can only be the product of stoner munchies borne from hitting an 8 foot snuffleupagus-shaped bong.

aw man, i used to go to marini's when i was little. it's got good stuff, but it's tyically-californian: expen$ive.

I am not even going to imagine trying to eat that. EWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Too bad "Oprah's favorite things for summer" episode aired last week.
Oprah and Gayle are making a road trip to Santa Cruz!

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 5:23pm.

Whew!!! My world went askew for a minute, I thought it was only cold water that shrank the peen!

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 2:15pm.

Sorry sweetie, It was meant as a joke.

Oh, dear. Perhaps I should have made it clear that this claim was made on the right-leaning World Net Daily site.

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 2:45pm.

two EMT workers, yes, people who you depend on to save your life in an emergency situation, came in one morning. Both looked to be over 300 pounds and could barely breathe. They both got the 12 for $12 hot dog deal for lunch.
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Ha Ha Ha!! I though I was having a heart-related episode 3 years back, and the Nurse was a COW.

300 pounds of flesh that leaned on my chest (38 B, 130 lbs., 5'6") while hooking up all EKG thingies to my chest and whatnot.

I actually had to (politely) say "I'm having trouble breathing here." Maybe she was trying to kill me. Thank God for witnesses.

And her alleged bedside manner would have given Dr. Mengele pause. "Zat beetch eez toff!"

However, the comedy of it cracked me up so thoroughly, I felt better. The EKG came back normal.

Britney prefers chocolate covered pork rinds. (Actually that sounds like something that would be on the menu at a Scottish pub)

Sweet Jesus! The only thing that would make this treat better is the boyfriend stuffing his face betwixt my thighs while I dine on the chocolaty, greasy goodness.

"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."

Chocolate covered pork sword?

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@Mrs.Kravitz-- I knew soy contained plant estrogens, which is why it's suggested for older women during and nearing The Pause (Mom hit hers), but yiiiikes!! Didn't realize they had THAT much estrogen in them! Guess we no longer need to wonder whether Moby is packing or not, even if he once was, he's not anymore :)

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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 19, 2008 - 2:07pm.

Do they make sheep food from soy? I'm asking on behalf of a friend of a friend.
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I have never read the ingredients on a Purina Sheep Chow package, so I have no idea.

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

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@PSL

Frozen Twinkies. Magic. The creme freezes, but the cake doesn't. Deeelishhh.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 5:03pm.
"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis,
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Do they make sheep food from soy? I'm asking on behalf of a friend of a friend.

*PUKE*

I love me some hickory smoked bacon. Out here in Delaware, there are Amish proprietors who have the best bacon ever. And cheeses, cakes, damn....I'm hungry.

Mr. Green Is Good is the master of cooking bacon. When I try to do bacon, I ALWAYS end up with charred bits and undercooked bits. I suck at making breakfast meats. It's an art. You either got it or you don't.

However, this choco-covered thing has me retching.

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"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

OOOOOOH! Deep Fried Twinkies are the BEST!

there used to be a place by me that served them.....I miss Lulu's Blue Plate......sigh

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Sluttsville... :0 LMAO

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Hmmmm, chocolate on meat......there may be a way for my husband to entice me to give him a bj after all.

Submitted by Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 19, 2008 - 4:50pm

No, I meant omnivore, I have at least 2 veggies with my meat meal, save breakfast. I also eat Twinkies, which, as processed and preservative-laden as they are, I'm not sure technically qualifies as food.

LOL. I don't think Twinkies are a food, either. They are in a category all their own. Especially if you fry them. :)

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 19, 2008 - 4:50pm

No, I meant omnivore, I have at least 2 veggies with my meat meal, save breakfast. I also eat Twinkies, which, as processed and preservative-laden as they are, I'm not sure technically qualifies as food.

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Are those chocolate covered nutty turds in the bin next to the Hershey's bacon bites?

YUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Not trying AT ALL...but it might have a shot if the bacon is crispy.Anything less and you'll puke.

Do you mean carnivores?
Anyway, I could see if you were a caveman, the need for meat for food and warmth.
But we have come a long way since then.
I don't eat tofu, either. There is no reason to.
And Soy is actually good, imo. And it's pretty healthy.

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hoozer- gag. lolololol

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 19, 2008 - 4:18pm

I didn't make it to the top of the food chain to eat lettuce. We evolved with the teeth we have so that we can be omnivores. I've got nothing but respect for vegetarians and vegans, but I see nothing wrong with eating meat. It's a hell of a lot better tasting than tofu and soy.

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That was my favorite quote of Dina's.
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Brit can't eat bacon, cannibalism is wrong.

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I understand Mel-tang.....I don't like cutting up a whole chicken- makes me nauseous. Buying the cutlets is the only way I can cook chicken.

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Sensimina --

I've never read the books. A friend of mine passed that recipe on to me. I was skeptical, but she said it was good... And it is! With pork bacon anyway. I haven't tried it with turkey bacon or veggie bacon.

I tried to be a vegetarian once but I loved sucking meatballs too much. bwahahahaha.