Monday, May 19th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Justin Timberlake will propose to She-Biel. Great, another douche wedding on the horizon - Hollywood Rag
Reese and Jake are together again. They look thrilled - Popsugar
10 toys that made you gay - Cityrag
Avril Lavigne is too sick to perform, well enough to party - A Socialite's Life
Taylor Swift is wet - IDLYITW
Danielle Fischel talks about being a slut (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Whitney Porn slips a nip - Egotastic!
Petra Nemcova's dress is falling off - Hollywood Tuna
Sacha Baron Cohen interviews Arnold Schwarzenegger as Bruno - Just Jared
Jean-Claude Van Damme thinks he's so fucking hot - Pink Is The New Blog
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and justin timberlake is not jewish. kww asshole.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by gucci on May 19, 2008 - 4:10pm
He has two daughters whit his wife Anette but i have not heard anithing about a son whit Grace Jones
_Submitted by kww on May 19, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Whooa...did I miss something or did skinny ties come back in style without me knowing it???!!! Timberlake is one ugly Jew boy...
Well not only did you miss the skinny tie becoming fashionable again, but you ALSO missed the memo that calling pepole "ugly Jew" anything makes you sound like a total fucking tard.
Ill send the memo to you again, just so you can refresh your memory.
Is your email still dumbass@isuckhitlerstinycock.com?
or are you at freakshow@imjealousoftherumerthatjweishmenarehunglikehorsesanditstrue.com?
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To yiooooooo:
doesn't grace jones have a son with dolf?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Jean-Claude looks good but the blonde dude that was in that Rocky movie whit brigitte nelson looks better and younger and he is in his 60
edited: he is 51 and his name is Dolph Lundgren
Dear Mr. Van Damme,
Time to grow up, become the governor of a largely populated state, and give Bruno dirty looks when he tries to interview you. That is all.
xoxoxoxo-
Anon101
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
The Easy Bake Oven made Joey gay, but I really would like to get my hands on an Oozinator?
And the Bedazzeller should have made the list too.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Jean looks pretty good.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Pogoballs were the shit when I was in elementary school!
Who was the sick fuck who thought up the oozinator?!
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 19, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I met Freddie Mercury, and Brain May at a nightclub in Cleveland after the concert, which I also went to.
one find fucking day, I'm going to scan the picture I have of me and Freddie..
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You lucky whore! I so want to see that pic!
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 1:50pm.
LOL, now I have to scan that tdam photo!
he was very quiet, shy even. and very small!
I don't think he was as tall as me, and very veyr skinney
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Thanks for the Taylor post. She was awesome!!! No hate today, just love.
Stay Awesome.
M.E.♥ - Hey chica! So you're 20% ghey, not bad. ;) Me too - finally, my girl crush on Charlize explained!
And ITA with everyone saying the Brit's gonna hit the fan over JT/JB. Ruh-roh!
*searching for Cheeto signal in the sky*
christine the hoff on May 19, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 1:47pm.
But will she be doing her boot moves? Inquiring minds want to know.
- All over JT's future MIL.
ISprainedMyUvula on May 19, 2008 - 1:49pm.
- Or her rank sweat suit from her marriage to KFED.
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She totally thought her and Justin would be together forever. ShitSHit had that wedding planned from day one after hooking up with Justin.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Them was some fucked up toys. Brrrrr!
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That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Christine the hoff--
I could kill you right now out of jealousy!!! Freddie is the hottest fucking slut ever to be on this earth. If I had to say I have an idol, it would be him.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
BB- You forgot to add that she'll be decked out in the most awesomest denim bridal gown ever Bedazzled in hopes of rekindling that special connection they had over shiteous fashion.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 1:47pm.
But will she be doing her boot moves? Inquiring minds want to know.
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M.E. on May 19, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Shitney NEVER got over JT. She is going to lose her marbles if he gets married.
- She's totally gonna drive through the church walls, boo boos in tow, Frapp in place, Cheetohs abound and the pink wig and fake accent, screaming "I LUV U JT, I LUV U JT, MARRY ME MARRY ME, I GOTS MY DRESS STILL FROM THE FIRST TIME I THOUGHT YOU WOULD MARRY ME, I LUV U JT, BRING BACK SEXY TIMES AND PIE GOOD JUMPS!"
And she won't get a ticket or be charged with a damn thing, watch.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I met Freddie Mercury, and Brain May at a nightclub in Cleveland after the concert, which I also went to.
one find fucking day, I'm going to scan the picture I have of me and Freddie..
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Shitney NEVER got over JT. She is going to lose her marbles if he gets married.
I fucking hate Sacha Baron Cohen. First of all, I'm only going to call him Sacha Cohen from now on because that three-name bullshit is just pretentious. Second, Johnny Depp was slated to portray Freddie Mercury in a biopic which would have been the hottest fucking shit EVER, and then this ugly Borat douche comes in off of a wave of fame for his stupid movie and now HE'S suddenly going to play Freddie.
So insulting! I've already seen this twat in more than his fair share of spandex outfits, I was really looking forward to seeing Johnny Depp in all of FM's hot ass fashions. Now I will be avoiding this movie like the plague if it ever actually comes out.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I can't WAIT for that Bruno movie to come out! It's going to be as funny as Borat, if not funnier! I love Sacha Baron Cohen. He makes me proud to be a half Jew.
Get ready everyone - the Cheeto crazy train will be going strong if this is true about Justin. Skankney will really lose her mind over this one.
My buddy dolls WERE gay!
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I read somewhere that he only really enjoys anal sex if he is with girls. Maybe it was full of shit. But I read thats what him and britney used to do. I don't care either way. But these two getting married smells of staged.
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Bwahahaha! #1 toy is fucking hilarious! I'm sure MK had/has one.
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BTW - I'd never want to meet whatever douche writes I Dont Like You In That Way. Drunken Stepfather is funnier and less creepy than that shit.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
The entire Costa Rican military will soon be called out to subdue a hysterical Britney Jean Spears.
First Kate leaves Owen for Lance, and now this?
Pull up a chair, ladies, hellzapoppin.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
If JT actually marries SheHulk, he's gay FER SHER. Unless he's really into being the pickle in a Gayelle sandwich, but I doubt that Biel lets peen in her vag. She looks like strapons are her best friend. Hmm, maybe they are Justin's asshole's best friend too.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
JT looks beat! Or is he just "getting older"?
That video of 10 toys...#1 made me LOL!!
Was I the only one who thought that Taylor Swift should learn to close her legs when performing in a dress on the edge of a stage? Girl waddn't wearing jeans after all...
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No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah
Re: Pipsqueak and Jessica.
I think this is just a bit too much information for this NOT to be a planted story.
When will the PR people realize that less is more?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Re: 10 toys that made you gay - Cityrag
I can't trust that list.
They didn't include my "Bedazzler" (tm).
*hangs head*
*whispers*
I had under roo's, wonderwoman and bat girl, but I was also in preschool!
Oh, and the pogo ball. Nearly killed myself with one of those things.
So only two outta ten. Not gay! LOL.
LMAO!! I LOOOOVED those Nosey Bears, I had one with a balloon that blew up in its nose and the swirly hypnotic nose one, too. I also had those stupid stuffed animals that cry!!!! I had a lamb, they had big glass eyes and you would squeeze water in their mouth from a bottle, and then use all your might to cave their stomach in so that tears would squeeze out of their eye. WTF! I wanted it sooo bad, too.
My fave will always, ALWAYS be Teddy Ruxpin! I still sleep with mine once in awhile if my fiance is away! It's like snuggling a pile of bricks wearing a tunic, but still!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
timberlake and biel look like they've been hitting the blow..
Hope that was warm water Yaylor.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 19, 2008 - 10:58am.
Finally, a Taylor Swift post, so TSF can have an appropriate comment....lol
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Mmmm, I wonder if she can do that *without* spewing hate at other female performers.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Finally, a Taylor Swift pots, so TSF can have an appropriate comment....lol
Gross....Justin and Biel.....she is so GAY!
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