Monday, May 19th 2008
Sexy Red
Unfortunately, I'm doped up on every over-the-counter allergy drugs, so it's keeping me from fully enjoying these ultra hot Carrot Bottom pictures. I just want to douse him brown sugar, bake him at 450 and then devour him whole. He probably tastes like burnt yams, cocoa butter and V05 oil.
The rope belt isn't just decoration. It's holding down Carrot's weapon of mass destruction and by "weapon of mass destruction" I mean "half-eaten baby carrot."
Here's Carrot being sexy hot at the Country Music Awards last night. Phoebe Price couldn't make it, because she's in Cannes, so Carrot took her seat-filler position. Hot ginges have to stick together.
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you know, it really doesn't matter how many curls he can do or how many dudes he can bench press...
he is still a red freckled mess!!!
He has very tiny teeth that you almost cannot see unless he really opens his mouth. The eyebrows are extremely thin, and the eyeliner is just so horrendous! He's actually almost always on FLEX Mag (for bodybuilders). He's the scariest carrot ever.
to veryoldbat...
his stylist is whichever crackhead is most awake when he's "wholesale shopping" in the alley behind the theater. or that's my guess.
Even an old Nell, Bat finds him quite
revolting. No absythne for that. Some for me,
none for that. Who's his stylist?
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thanks for the top update, dlisted.
cant get enough.
Is there anyone hotter than Carrot Top? Yes! Is there anyone weirder looking? Maybe like 3 or 4 people.
Geezus...is he shooting up elephant steroids?
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You know you're ugly when you get a (fake) ripped body and it actually makes you look even MORE freakishly ugly.
Those freckles. That hair. That FACE. NOOOOOOOOOO
Keep those steroids away from him! Talk about genetically modified veggies, gross!
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My vagina just screamed "HELL-TO-THE-NOOOOOOO!"
Ki Ki Dallas
how does red have the money to fund his steroid abuse?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
he is definitely not the one bringing sexyback
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_Submitted by harlee25 on May 19, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Gross. why is he famous?
He was a comedian who used props instead of actual jokes.
SUCKS BALLS
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He reminds me of Strawberry Shortcake on steroids.
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Gross. why is he famous?
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Wait a minute...has anyone else noticed that we never see Carrot Top and Axl Rose together in the same place at the same time? Hmmmmm...
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"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
mk thinks he's hot maybe some of the country music gays lust him? so that is why he's got an invite?
mk if you read this: spearmint tea. or candy with spearmint oil. if you are nasally congested will help. :)
What the hell was he doing at the Country Music Awards? Even uglier than CT was the high-waisted white pants outfit that Carrie Underwood wore. Check that out for grossness.
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That is one roided out dude.
He kind of looks like what you would get if you crossed Ronald McDonald with the Incredible Hulk and replaced the green with freckles.
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Submitted by Atlgirl on May 19, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Does he even perform any more? I hate to admit this but I made out with him when I was in college and he was in town for a show..FSU in the 89 or so Sad I know but I was very drunk..
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No offense to you, but if he made out with a girl, I'm guessing he was very drunk too.
He needs to step AWAY from the eyeliner, he looks like a drag queen. A really bad drag queen.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
his chestal implants are almost in his throat...
his shoulder implants are cutlets...
his face looks like Pennywise...
he looks like he smells like carrots and vomit...
BARF.
Does he even perform any more? I hate to admit this but I made out with him when I was in college and he was in town for a show..FSU in the 89 or so Sad I know but I was very drunk..
Why did this idiot pump himself up on steroids and start wearing makeup? He's still not attractive or funny.
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Oh My Eyes can't take this on a Monday. There are some people beer goggles will never improve.
he needs to fire his make up artist and stylist. why does he need that much make up, maybe this is an elaborate joke
He's right at home at last night's mouth-breather extravaganza.
In need of a new car?
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I am damn scared of Carrot Bottom. He looks more frightening all muscle beached up than he did when he started out years ago. I will have nightmares tonight, especially about his half eaten baby carrot!
I met him at an airport once. His hair is fabulous. He had on 3 times more makeup than I did. He was very nice and polite to myself and my child.
MK get some zyrtec D! 120 mg pseudoephedrine = NO DROWSINESS (and maybe even a little fun!!)
Glad to see he dressed up for the occasion.
Wouldn't you like to have sat next to him with that wife-beater shirt on. Pew!
Nothing 'bout Carrottop computes for me.
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I'm just guessing, but I bet he went home alone.
Fergie needs to cut back on the Testerone injections.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
It's holding down Carrot's weapon of mass destruction and by "weapon of mass destruction" I mean "half-eaten baby carrot."
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Oh, yuck. And do you mean a soft, cooked baby carrot, MK?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I'm a ginge too, so I imagine if our no-nos were ever to collide, it'd be a hot, ginge mess!
I think Carrot Top and Wonky McValtrex would make the world's most beautiful and elegant couple. They'd be the new Brangelina. Imagine the babies those two would make!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
It's pretty pathetic that the UK gets hot gingered Prince Hairy and we get Carrot Bottom.
I'm telling you MK...every time I see homie in public he's got some premium pussy on his arm.I don't get the vibe that they're just "shopping buddies" either.
BTW..he does need to get a handle on his "supplement" regimen.No reason for the grille to be that puffy when the body is that ripped.Bring it down a notch.
oh god what a hot mess!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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He must have that body dysmorphic disorder. Honestly, how can he look at himself and see anything positive?
On a side note....MK, how the hell do you function while on Benedryl? Even the supposed 'non-drowsy' kind makes my head spin.
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Great. More pictures of this freakozoid for my boyfriend to enlarge and put on my desktop so that when I come home and open up my computer I get a terrifying surprise.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
MK I still don't get your fascination with this guy. Can't you see he's just not right? Don't you remember what he used to look like? What he ACTUALLY SHOULD look like? Just a regular skinny dorky boy? This is the Michael Jackson of the ginger set.
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The body is hot (getting a little too big) but the face. Just. Wrong.
Oh Christ, I just noticed he has chola brows!
Dude is confused.
He's like Richard Simmons-always wearing the tank.
I am so confused by Carrot Top. Body of man but face of woman. And ugly as hell, did I mention that?
That Him-roid is really starting to show his age. He needs to back off the HGH.
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Awww..
well my sexy red got in the news today and not the one that you wrote about lol ;0)
p.s. the one I wrote about , I used to know ;)
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