Monday, May 19th 2008
It's Dreamy's Son!
Dreamboat Doherty's sperm works and his son, Astile, is proof of it. Dreamy brought his 4-year-old to the Annual Crackhead Charity Soccer Tournament yesterday. The money raised will help poor crackheads buy crack. No, but Dreamy did play in some celebrity charity soccer tournament.
Dreamy's son is pretty adorable and he's so fucking clean. I hope Astile's mommy flea-dipped him after he came home.
In other news, my allergies are kicking my ass today. I'm so sick of these ugly fucking allergies. They are so bad this year. I wish I had some of Dreamy's crack to set me straight. Anyway, I'm slow today, because I'm loaded up on Benadryl, Claritin and some other shit.
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His kid is cute. But I didn't know they made skinny jeans for little boys!
I'm sorry you have allergy problems MK. Zyrtec and the Vicks nasal inhaler are the only things that work for me.
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I would not let my child touch that man...even if it was his biological kid until he gets whatever skin infection cleared off of his face. Kids touch ANYTHING that looks awry and then put their fingers in their mouth. Also, he looks like he hasn't showered in weeks.
Seeing pictures of Pete makes me want to shower in bleach, oxy clean and lye soap. That poor child probably needed to be decontaminated after being with his daddy.
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God be with you, dumbass.
The kid looks strange.
I'm just sayin'
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Hope you're feeling better MK.
Was in the same spot about 3 weeks ago-try zyrtek. It worked better for me.
Can't get past some woman bearing Doherty's child. Ewwwww. She's got to be a skank, right?
Why the hell does crack make your face fall off???
Seriously!
As for Dreamboat holding a kid...my eyes don't even want to see that right now. If this boy's mom fucked Dreamy and also has a kid by Noel whats his name from Oasis, chances are she's not going to win a Mom of the Year award anytime soon. I feel for the kids who were born because their moms desperately wanted to be at the top of the groupie heap, collecting babies from different crackhead rockstars and then moaning to tab rags about how hard it is to be a single mom.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
oh lord that baby has some shit on his face too!
pete looks like a giant dumb ass baby with diaper rash on his damn face
There's too many hellacious pictures of Pete that are avvie worthy, my head is going to pop off!
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Shouldn't the main pic be a circle frame with a diagonal line through it and serve as a PA warning?
Oozing, gaping sores, NASTEEEEEEE!!!!!
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I'm lovin the fourth thumbnail. Petey's looking extra-special right there.
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(Main pic) Are those some deep naso-labial lines on the kid? Laugh lines? He's four. That's seriously weird. It's like a little man child.
Staying up nights waiting for daddy to come home will do that to you.
Why name a boy "ASTILE". Why not "ASSKICKED" or "ASSCHEEKS"? If you really want to fuck up his life, go ALL THE WAY.
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Ah, the crack sores run in the family, I see.
Great, now the kid will have scabs all over HIS face.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Damn, he sure does have some smooth legs.. *feels him up*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Did they force Pete to shower afterwards?
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