Where The Hell Is Edie?!
SPOILERS AHEAD! Keep moving if you don't want to be spoiled! I'm warning you.
The Desperate Housewives season finale was last night and as expected, the show fast-forwarded five years into the future during the last few minutes. Didn't "One Tree Hill" do this shit already? Anyway, here's what we learned:
Gaby looks like shit and has two little brats.
Bree is some sort of Martha Stewart-type with a cookbook and major career. She's also back with Orson.
Lynette's twins are bad teens with police records
Katherine's daughter gets engaged
Susan is not with Mike anymore. She's with the hot dude from Queer As Folk.
It was entertaining and everything, but where the hell was Edie in that flash-forward?! Edie is obviously not gone forever. I'm guessing that she ends up with Mike and the two live on Wisteria Lane. They can't get rid of Edie and they won't get rid of Mike! I was hoping that the flash forward included Gaby's funeral! I'm over that skank.
I also shed a little tear when Mallory Keaton was shot.
Below is a clip of the fast-forward:
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What channel is Living Hohan on?
Still glad I don't watch this garbage. I suspect it won't last 3 more years.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 19, 2008 - 10:30am.
SHIT!
I just realized "Living Lohan" premiered last night, and I MISSED IT.
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DAMN IT!!! me too!!!
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Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 19, 2008 - 10:42am.
To anyone who intends on reading the comments below, let me save you some time and give you a summary of the majority of posts:
OMG, I've never even watched ONE episode! I'm way too good for that!
*sips brandy and adjusts beret and monocle"
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Why don't you just straight out say what you feel instead of beating around the bush?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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Pip?? You back girl?
*hides*
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Go Spurs!
I think Pip Cheerio is back..under a different name.
Some people don't watch this show because it fucking sucks. Not because they're feigning superiority. Christ.
Was that the series finale or season finale? If it's a season finale why would they flash forward 5 years?? Seems kind of lame.
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To anyone who intends on reading the comments below, let me save you some time and give you a summary of the majority of posts:
OMG, I've never even watched ONE episode! I'm way too good for that!
*sips brandy and adjusts beret and monocle"
Everyday I thank Isis that I never got into watching this crap.
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Submitted by TheVinylVillager on May 19, 2008 - 11:26am.
I wish the Scavo boys had've taken on the evil illegitimate, too. Glad she's gone, and hope she doesn't come back. I know it's bad to say about a kid, but that is one ugly little girl. She can act evil & insane pretty well, tho.
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Gaby and her fatass kids looked terrible. I mean, why are her children obese Mexicans? Sorry, but I live in NYC, I know what obese Mexican children look like. Those kids looked way more Mexican than her and Carlos...(and I think Carlos looks more Cuban than Mexican).
I cannot WAIT for Gale Harold to be on the show. Me and my friends would get together to watch "Queer as Folk" and literally scream when Brian would hook up. SOOOOOO HOT!!!!
Marcia Cross looks like a mannequin. A mean mannequin.
I am also proud to say I never watched a single episode of this show. Every single woman on this show looks like they could use a cheeseburger, and the majority of them are attention whores to boot.
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God be with you, dumbass.
SHIT!
I just realized "Living Lohan" premiered last night, and I MISSED IT.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on May 19, 2008 - 11:26am.
Finally we found out what the story was with Dillon!
And I wanted to see one of the Scavo boys knock Toms little illegitimate bitch down the stairs or something...Im hoping she is gone forever, but I fear her little evil ass will pop back.
And did Gaby adopt some little Sumo wrestlers?? When I first saw her playing cards, I thought she must be someones cleaning lady.
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Eva Longwhoria always looks like a Days Inn cleaning lady to me.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Finally we found out what the story was with Dillon!
And I wanted to see one of the Scavo boys knock Toms little illegitimate bitch down the stairs or something...Im hoping she is gone forever, but I fear her little evil ass will pop back.
And did Gaby adopt some little Sumo wrestlers?? When I first saw her playing cards, I thought she must be someones cleaning lady.
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GALE HAROLD! YES!
Everytime you post about that Ashton guy, MK, I comment that he's the poor man's version of Gale Harold. Gale is so hot AND he can act.
Never ever watched DH until last night when I knew Gale would be on. If he's on next season, DH has a new viewer.
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lame.
Never saw this show. But Marcia Cross is one scary looking woman. That forehead (with the eyebrows) holy SHIT. She is just severe. Even bangs can't save her. She looks...mean.
Submitted by celine on May 19, 2008 - 10:16am.
Submitted by MJF on May 19, 2008 - 11:02am.
I am proud to say I have never seen an episode of this show. Not even 10 minutes of ONE episode. I fear I may be the only woman in this country who hasn't. Now, Deadliest Catch is another story. I haven't MISSED a single episode of that glorious mess!
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YES me neither!!! I thought I was the only one! I just could never bring myself to watch something so cheesy looking with old women pretending to be hot 20-30 yr old intellegent something or others.
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Hey, put me on that list, too! I've got way better things to do than watch those self-important hags...like, um, burning loose threads off of my clothing.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
This crap is still on the air???
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
I TRIED to watch and like this show, three chances and blech.
It made my estrogen want to runaway.
Marcia Cross was the only reason I tried to watch.
?&!
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
ahahahaha LoLo! Word.
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This show pisses me off. I don't care how good it is/was, because I never watched it, but ever since it came out I've been FORCED to see these women's mummified faces everywhere! Remember when Teri Hatchet-face was EVERYWHERE for a quick minute? And don't even get me STARTED on LongWhoria. As far as I'm concerned, this show is nothing more than a terrorist attack on my eyeballs.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by MJF on May 19, 2008 - 11:02am.
I am proud to say I have never seen an episode of this show. Not even 10 minutes of ONE episode. I fear I may be the only woman in this country who hasn't. Now, Deadliest Catch is another story. I haven't MISSED a single episode of that glorious mess!
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YES me neither!!! I thought I was the only one! I just could never bring myself to watch something so cheesy looking with old women pretending to be hot 20-30 yr old intellegent something or others.
Had NO idea this show was still airing.
I have to confess, I love this show, and try to never miss it. Yeah, it dragged a bit season 2, but it picked back up.
I couldn't believe they turned Katherine into "one of them". Glad they didn't kill off Adam, tho--I like Nathan Fillion.
Edie didn't have anybody left to fuck over, she had to go. The only thing left for her character to do was to be nice, and who wants a nice Edie?
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me too. I watched the first season like my life depended on it, so did my daughter. then we both went, whatever. meh.
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Edie left the show in the previous episode. She may return in the future, but the actress Nicolette Sheridan has left Desperate Housewives, at least as a main character, and her role as 5th housewife has been taken up by the character of Katherine Mayfair, played by Dana Delany, for the fifth season.
YES that was a SPOILER for me because my ass was living in a world where i didnt realize this shit still came on the damn T.V.!
I am proud to say I have never seen an episode of this show. Not even 10 minutes of ONE episode. I fear I may be the only woman in this country who hasn't. Now, Deadliest Catch is another story. I haven't MISSED a single episode of that glorious mess!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Rahr - love the hot dude from Queer as Folk.
Maybe I'll actually start watching this show if he's on it.
This shit is still on? Didn't it take a bit shit after the first season?
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
I stopped watching this show after Season 2.
I was too bored.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"