Where The Hell Is Edie?!
SPOILERS AHEAD! Keep moving if you don't want to be spoiled! I'm warning you.
The Desperate Housewives season finale was last night and as expected, the show fast-forwarded five years into the future during the last few minutes. Didn't "One Tree Hill" do this shit already? Anyway, here's what we learned:
Gaby looks like shit and has two little brats.
Bree is some sort of Martha Stewart-type with a cookbook and major career. She's also back with Orson.
Lynette's twins are bad teens with police records
Katherine's daughter gets engaged
Susan is not with Mike anymore. She's with the hot dude from Queer As Folk.
It was entertaining and everything, but where the hell was Edie in that flash-forward?! Edie is obviously not gone forever. I'm guessing that she ends up with Mike and the two live on Wisteria Lane. They can't get rid of Edie and they won't get rid of Mike! I was hoping that the flash forward included Gaby's funeral! I'm over that skank.
I also shed a little tear when Mallory Keaton was shot.
Below is a clip of the fast-forward:
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Well I loved this season, I think it's been fantastic personally.
Not sure about the whole flash forward thing though. Has a major meh factor about it.
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is DH done? hope not! :)
Do tell? Gsle Howard makes me sraight? Nope.
MMM. Fag hags? straight boys learn. Girls are great. Enough of this. You don't have
to sleep with women to appreciate them.
Live a little, or a lot.
James,
Hal Sparks did his best to pay um play strAIGHT.
Tudorss works if you squint. Gale gone
housewives? NOOOOOOOOOO!
B.
Our "Brian"?
damn it! i dont wanna see brian kinney straight!!!!especially with the other hatcher skank
Those fuckers better not get rid of James Denton (Mike). He's pretty sexy.
Bring back Nathan Fillion, he's fucking hot.
I also realised I probably shouldn't have spoiled myself.
Luckily I've got a bad memory.
Sorry but I don't watch!
Don't Go Don't Go... I love you so...
DeBarge 1983
What's up with Terri Hatcher's stomach? Is her character supposed to be pregnant? Either that or she has some hellish gas.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
i'm strangely surprised dh still comes on...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 19, 2008 - 9:59am.
Wait, you said goose liver. In that case, take the duck liver pate away slave bitch and bring me a pate made from the liver of the goose that laid the golden egg!
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Yeah, and put another place setting on the table for me!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Gale Harold is fug and has zilch sex appeal.
He looks like a male Amanda Lepore with those big beestung lips. All he needs is a pushup bra and a career.
When he was on that dumb show, none of my gay friends found him attractive. Only fag hags like Gale because they want his silicone lips.
James Denton is HOT and a real stud.
Bring back Mike Delfino and send this loser back to Lepore-istan.
I know I'm commenting way too late, but my son is petrified of the cartoon cow on the milk at school and won't go near it. At least he eats the yogurt.
On Topic: Season One of Desperate Housewives was an original and different dark comedy and like "Lost", when in the hands of the series creator, it was good television. That being said, not far into Season Two, it sucked ass enough for me to give up on it as well. I've heard that it got better again, but I just can't bring myself to watch anymore.
Wait, I'm late to this monocle business. Good lord -- "beret"? Everyone knows you ONLY wear the monocle with the top hat. The beret is for slumming.
*I* wanna come home to Brian Kinney!!!
Wait, you said goose liver. In that case, take the duck liver pate away slave bitch and bring me a pate made from the liver of the goose that laid the golden egg!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 11:51am.
Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 19, 2008 - 9:48am.
Hells no! My belly grows round with my ever increasing consumption of caviar, dodo eggs, gold leaf, and peeled grapes, hand-fed to my by my slave bitches. My fat ass is a symbol of wealth and dignity!
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Sounds like a pretty low fat diet to me! You need some goose liver pate.
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And creme brulee.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Sounds like a pretty low fat diet to me! You need some goose liver pate.
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Goose liver pate you say? Then it shall be done!
All I need to do is snap my chubby fingers and my slave bitches will bring a pate made from the livers of a rare flock of ducks that are descendents of the noble lineage of ducks that once swam in the Roman baths thousands of years ago, and that are owned by the Queen herself hence fourth!
Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 19, 2008 - 9:48am.
Hells no! My belly grows round with my ever increasing consumption of caviar, dodo eggs, gold leaf, and peeled grapes, hand-fed to my by my slave bitches. My fat ass is a symbol of wealth and dignity!
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Sounds like a pretty low fat diet to me! You need some goose liver pate.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
i didnt know the hot guy from queer was on this mess!!?? maybe i have to check it out now!!!!!!!!
fricking LOVE brian kinney!
i stopped watching this show after season 2. and one tree hill did do the fast forward already, and i hate to admit, but i watch that hot mess of a show too(never miss it!)
shame lol
Yeah, but can I bounce a quarter off your ass?
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Hells no! My belly grows round with my ever increasing consumption of caviar, dodo eggs, gold leaf, and peeled grapes, hand-fed to my by my slave bitches. My fat ass is a symbol of wealth and dignity!
Right now, I lay resplendent on a bed of the finest silks. A crown is perched jauntily on my brow and I am adorned in a fur-trimmed mantle made from the most luxurious sable. My ring-adorned hands bear a golden sceptre that is embedded with only rarest and most flawless of jewels.
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Wow that sounds so nice. Im laying in the monkey grass next to the ditch in my back yard with my pinky in my butt just a wigglin' around looking for a nugget of truth in this world.
Butt nugget of truth.
LAter ill go down to the taxedermist cause he has a gator tooth hes gonna give me to replace the one i cracked in half when i was pretending to be a busy beaver.
Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 19, 2008 - 11:40am.
Right now, I lay resplendent on a bed of the finest silks. A crown is perched jauntily on my brow and I am adorned in a fur-trimmed mantle made from the most luxurious sable. My ring-adorned hands bear a golden sceptre that is embedded with only rarest and most flawless of jewels.
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And you're calling US snobs? Jeebus, lady!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 19, 2008 - 9:40am.
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Yeah, but can I bounce a quarter off your ass?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
*sips brandy and adjusts beret and monocle*
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But shit my cane is made of a t-rex thigh bone and that one testicle i got removed is filled with a flint rock so my sack still looks nice and even. I hate when you get one nut removed and they let the extra skin just flap in the fart wind.
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Right now, I lay resplendent on a bed of the finest silks. A crown is perched jauntily on my brow and I am adorned in a fur-trimmed mantle made from the most luxurious sable. My ring-adorned hands bear a golden sceptre that is embedded with only rarest and most flawless of jewels.
ISMU and Mrs. K: I forgot about the Duke from Cinderella and the New Yorker guy.
Sensimina: I agree, Mr. Peanut was always a little creepy-looking...But I'd still take him over Ronald McDonald, anyday.
LoLo: Poking your eye out might hurt a little, anyway. You're better off.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I don't know about this. I like Gale Harold best when he has his clothes off and his tongue down the throat of a teenage boy.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
I was surprised to see that Bree had made up with her son Andrew.
Again.
And that he apparently had decided to postpone his sex change operation.
Mr Peanut scares me! I have a fear of anything that's wearing a monicle and top hat, but shouldn't be.
There used to be an ATM machine here with an owl wearing a monicle, top hat, and suit and I had to shut my eyes when I was little every time my parents withdrew cash from it!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I want to poke one eye out so i can be fancy and look like Mr. Peanut, but i dont have the balls for that.
I just have that one good ball and a flint in a sack.
And im missing my marbles, so you sluts dont go running around here all fast like in your high heels.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 19, 2008 - 12:15pm.
When I think of monocles, I think of Mr. Peanut...or the Monopoly Guy in Ace Ventura 2 that Ace knocks out and wears as a "fur" wrap...or, um, the Monopoly Guy.
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Everyone at that party at the Morgan Library looked like Mr. Peanut or that guy from the classic cover of the New Yorker Magazine.
Fuh-REAKY!!!!!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 19, 2008 - 11:15am.
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And the Duke from Cinderella!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 11:05am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 19, 2008 - 8:58am.
Who in hell wears monocles anymore, anyway?
I have been to France a few times and I never saw anyone wearing a beret and a monocle sipping brandy.
Lots of scarves, coffee and wine, however.
Now, I have been to galas at the Pierpont Morgan Library, and that's where I saw people in top hats wearing monocles. But they were sipping sherry.
Go figure.
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When I think of monocles, I think of Mr. Peanut...or the Monopoly Guy in Ace Ventura 2 that Ace knocks out and wears as a "fur" wrap...or, um, the Monopoly Guy.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 19, 2008 - 12:05pm.
As fun as "I never watch this show - EVER!!!! LOL!!!" has been, it should probably stop because it might be the most boring thread ever.
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OK, you heard the boss.
Haha Mrs. K. too cute.
Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 19, 2008 - 8:57am.
Hey, I'm just saying, people seem pretty proud of the fact that they've never watched the show.
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That, and my rock hard abs.
Yup, I am pretty damn smug.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
As fun as "I never watch this show - EVER!!!! LOL!!!" has been, it should probably stop because it might be the most boring thread ever.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 19, 2008 - 8:58am.
Who in hell wears monocles anymore, anyway?
I have been to France a few times and I never saw anyone wearing a beret and a monocle sipping brandy.
Lots of scarves, coffee and wine, however.
Now, I have been to galas at the Pierpont Morgan Library, and that's where I saw people in top hats wearing monocles. But they were sipping sherry.
Go figure.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Many moons ago I tried to give this show a chance but it just didn't interest me. I've watched some pretty stupid shows so I'm not saying that makes me seem superior. Case in point: "Rock of love", "Girls next door", "Flavor of Love". Embarrassing really to even admit that in print.
OF COURSE I am proud of the fact that I have never watched this show. Never been a fan of Eva.
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_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 19, 2008 - 11:58am.
Yeah girl, my philosophy is "Even sack or no sack at all"
With this flint rock i can really get shit heated up! Bitches say i start fires in their manties.
I really have a "spark" about me the ladies say!
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LoLo on May 19, 2008 - 10:55am.
OMG, I've never even watched ONE episode! I'm way too good for that!
*sips brandy and adjusts beret and monocle"
Any time i read that some person has a monocle i just assume they are a cyclopse.
- hahahahahaha...
Who needs to watch? E! and all those other gossip/media shows cover it second by second anyway. Just like all the reality shows, etc...
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 19, 2008 - 10:57am.
Hey, I'm just saying, people seem pretty proud of the fact that they've never watched the show.
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I say a better adjective to describe those who never watched it is "grateful."
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by LoLo on May 19, 2008 - 10:55am.
OMG, I've never even watched ONE episode! I'm way too good for that!
*sips brandy and adjusts beret and monocle"
Any time i read that some person has a monocle i just assume they are a cyclopse.
Other wise in this day and age you should be able to afford those trendy spectles that go over both of your fucked up eyes.
But shit my cane is made of a t-rex thigh bone and that one testicle i got removed is filled with a flint rock so my sack still looks nice and even. I hate when you get one nut removed and they let the extra skin just flap in the fart wind.
It bothers me.
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I think a flint rock-filled sac is sexy.
Who in hell wears monocles anymore, anyway?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Hey, I'm just saying, people seem pretty proud of the fact that they've never watched the show.
Ive seen desparate housewives and it was super super boring.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
OMG, I've never even watched ONE episode! I'm way too good for that!
*sips brandy and adjusts beret and monocle"
Any time i read that some person has a monocle i just assume they are a cyclopse.
Other wise in this day and age you should be able to afford those trendy spectles that go over both of your fucked up eyes.
But shit my cane is made of a t-rex thigh bone and that one testicle i got removed is filled with a flint rock so my sack still looks nice and even. I hate when you get one nut removed and they let the extra skin just flap in the fart wind.
It bothers me.
*EDIT* Look i just spelled a bunch of shit wrong and im not fucking fixing that shit. mmm k?
great thanks.
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Submitted by MJF on May 19, 2008 - 8:02am.
I am proud to say I have never seen an episode of this show. Not even 10 minutes of ONE episode. I fear I may be the only woman in this country who hasn't.
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I have never seen it either.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by City Barbie on May 19, 2008 - 7:53am.
What channel is Living Hohan on?
I think E!... I'm not sure
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 19, 2008 - 11:30am.
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I think that mess premieres next Monday, the 26th. And I'm totally going to be watching it.