Monday, May 19th 2008

Morning Wood

Sulu is getting married! - Towleroad

ScarJo missed out on Cannes, because she's a demanding bitch - Celebitchy

Jason Lewis loves memaws - I'm Not Obsessed

Alien princess RiRi to watch an underwear line? Sure, why not? - ICYDK

Billy Zane isn't single after all - Derek Hail

The trailer for Nicky Kidman's "Australia" - SOW

Heidi & Spencer are cheap fucks - Vh1 Blog

Posted by: Michael K


parissucksliterally's picture

Spencer tipped 16 bucks on a $700 bill??

Somebody needs to make that douche wait tables for a day, and see what it's like.

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Leatherette's picture

& Kelly BROOK...Are they just lobotomizing every other spray-tanned hooker getting off the Greyhound in LA and having her change her last name to Brook now? Because there's about a dozen of them now crawling around filler shows -- same plastic noses, caramel spray tans, caramel weaves, it's like that Twilight Zone episode but written by idiots.

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 9:34am.
I don't know what the general consensus of ScarJo is here, but to me she's nothing more than a phenominal pair of tits. Her face is SO busted! Am I the only one who's sick of all these skanks like her and Lilo walking around in some haze of unfounded self-esteem believing that they are the "new Marilyn Monroe"? No one is going to be the fucking "new Marilyn Monroe", so quit trying!

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No, you're not the only one...Although the most satisfying realization I can come to is that when people like Ms. Johannsen die, they are going to be just as rotted and smelly as the rest of us.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Who the fuck does Scarlett think she is? Won't share a make-up artist?

These people make me sick with their self- entitlement.

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oklahoma's picture

Put a CORK in it Zane..

DeeDee Where you @.. Thanks for the comp on my Av.

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Leatherette's picture

BILLY ZANE??? 90s whiplash flashback. How's that bald gigolo relevant again?

LoLo's picture

OH my fucking god who gives a shit about Billy fucking Zane?

Fucking what?

Any other random bald ass bitches to report on?
I hear the fat bald fucker at the laundry place split his big fat pants trying to gank a dollar from the cat lady. Why dont we report on that shit? It is just as important as Lame Zane.

good lord

Oh my.

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Nanners's picture

Congrats to George! They make a cute couple.

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He is my favorite actor. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Sensimina's picture

I don't know what the general consensus of ScarJo is here, but to me she's nothing more than a phenominal pair of tits. Her face is SO busted! Am I the only one who's sick of all these skanks like her and Lilo walking around in some haze of unfounded self-esteem believing that they are the "new Marilyn Monroe"? No one is going to be the fucking "new Marilyn Monroe", so quit trying!

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

christine the hoff's picture

good for George!

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Leatherette's picture

Hell yes, hot bitches!

libby's picture

Congratulations, George!
I love love!