Morning Wood

Best George Takei line: When he was on the Daily Show and he said ""young, wet , bitches'' in that awesome voice of his. Love u George and congrats!

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 19, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 12:13pm.

I will never forgive ScarJo and Co. for RUINING the Black Dahlia movie.
I had so much hope for it and they all fucked it up.
It was just BAD BAD BAD everything.
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I think it was more Josh "monotone" Hartnett's fault than anyone else's...but yeah, that movie was coma inducing.
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The book was fantastic; movie was so bad I cried.
I'm still crying.
I am a very emotional person.

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

"Marriage equality took a long time, but, like fine wine, its bouquet is simply exquisite."

Love it. Congrats to Sulu! The country is finally coming around. (On some things)

"haze of unfounded self esteem" now i know what self esteem means but what meaning does it have with the word "unfounded" attaced to it? and i am not asking to be nasty or sarcastic but for my own knowledge. thanks.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 12:13pm.

I will never forgive ScarJo and Co. for RUINING the Black Dahlia movie.
I had so much hope for it and they all fucked it up.
It was just BAD BAD BAD everything.
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I think it was more Josh "monotone" Hartnett's fault than anyone else's...but yeah, that movie was coma inducing.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan

Awww good for George - I hear him on Howard Stern all the time and he is the BEST sport, and has the greatest outlook on life.

I will never forgive ScarJo and Co. for RUINING the Black Dahlia movie.
I had so much hope for it and they all fucked it up.
It was just BAD BAD BAD everything.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 19, 2008 - 11:32am.
Am I the only one who thinks waiters and waitresses should be PAYING Heidi and Spencer for the privilege of waiting on them?
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I would pay to be able to spit in their food.

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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges

I don't know what the general consensus of ScarJo is here, but to me she's nothing more than a phenominal pair of tits. Her face is SO busted! Am I the only one who's sick of all these skanks like her and Lilo walking around in some haze of unfounded self-esteem believing that they are the "new Marilyn Monroe"? No one is going to be the fucking "new Marilyn Monroe", so quit trying!
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I used to think she was absolutely gorgeous, but then I realized that I had only seen red carpet pictures of her. She has a beautiful face when she has the right makeup on, but out in the real world, in every day life, yeah.. she's kinda busted. And she definitely lacks some acting abilities. I do think she has great tits, but I really need to see the areolas to make a complete judgement. (lol How pervy/creepy does that sound?) I always thought Blohan had a nice pair, 'til I saw her nips. Anyway, she probably didn't want to share a makeup artist because she knows how badly she needs one all to herself.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

Good for him! Make it so!

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

Go George & Brad! Live long & prosper.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

LOL at Scarjo.

I'm invited and will try to catch their cockrings.

I have a feeling he's boldly going where quite a few men have gone before.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Oh my god congrads mr sulu!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Am I the only one who thinks waiters and waitresses should be PAYING Heidi and Spencer for the privilege of waiting on them?

OK, I'm just kidding.

libby, I love your cute kitty avie. Is he/she yours? Maine Coon? My avie is my MC kitty, Mimi.

Hey Oklahoma! Is your avie a picture of what I think it is????????????? Or, are my eyes playing perverted tricks on me?

Yeah Sensimina, like when Paris was in jail, and was afraid to pee, because she thought someone would take a pic of her on the toilet....I happen to have one of those, and she's wearing a PARTY HAT.

Of course, she was so fucking coked up at that time, she forgot that pic exists.

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

@PSL, isn't that a HummerStretch limo with a stripper pole and mirrored ceiling? LOL, if you changed your avie, I would never be able to find you. I miss Sheeps red and blue period sheeps on his avie BUT I am ready for Nitty to photoshop her lastest creation and let poor little Slutts off the hook, unless of course she gets going with mine in Heather's crotch. No to the puddy in puddy!

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No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah

Billy Zane is still a hot piece, hair or no hair.
I met him right before "Titanic" came out.
Tall, dark and the best deep, manly man voice.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

No, I agree, that pic does embody the Hiltons. Which is why it's so vomit-inducing. Don't ever change it though, it seems like that pic has been swept under the rug. Why Wonk's people would bother to try to sweep ANYTHING she does under the rug at this point is beyond me, but whatever.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Sensimina:

yes, it is disgusting...but my avie just captures the Classiness and Royalty that is Hilton. Which is why I can't change it....lol

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

ParisSucks-
Your avie disturbs me. That pic almost made me puke when it first came out - who the hell gropes and rubs coochies with their sister?!? That one surprised me a little bit even coming from the world's biggest cum dumpster.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

PSL
Thanks, I love colin, now I'm going to rent that dvd.
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Oops sorry Sheeps. I need to work on my undercover skills.

LMAO EEG! Funny story!

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Heidi & Spencer im not surprised

Rocket? Bwahahah. on talking like Long Duck Dong..

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also. Does my Av move, like does it move on other peoples screen. b/c it doesn't move on mine.. it should but it doesn't .. just asking..

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Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 19, 2008 - 8:07am.
all she needs to do is pose with her stupid mouth open.

You've answered your own question.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg

ScarJo just needs to be roasted over a flaming pit with an apple in her mouth. She has suckling pig face syndrome.

Sheeps, does that disappoint you? LOL
She doesn't need to count now- she has huge boobies and a new nose.....all she needs to do is pose with her stupid mouth open.

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

I suspect Spencer just couldn't do the math. Heidi, well, she can't count that high.

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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg

yes okie, that is SOME avie.

Pretty fucking hot.....

"Ghost World" is the movie with Thora....and yes, Thora has great boobies too.

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 10:51am.
ParisSucks-

Seriously. Especially ScarJo. Her face is so hideous to me, I can see why she wouldn't want to share a makeup artist - they'd need to spend all their time on her fug mug to make it look decent. I remember her back in that movie with Thora Birch and Steve Buscemi, and I never would have thought she'd be regarded as a sex symbol one day. Her tits weren't as huge then.
I always loved Thora Birch and thought she was prettier and more talented than ScarJo.

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I had completely forgotten about Thora Birch! Whatever happened to her? She had an amazing body, remember her nude scene in American Beauty, she puts ScarJo´s titties to shame!

In my best Long Duck Dong voice:

Sula is getting maaaaweeed.

CTH:

If you like Colin Firth (I love that guy), he is in the movie......very well done. I love the book too.

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

Submitted by DeeDee on May 19, 2008 - 7:59am.
I had to help someone hatch a plan to break up a celebrity marriage.

hahahahaha. Sshhhhh. Criminal conspiracy and all.

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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg

Apparently, Spencer tips just about what he's worth...and THAT'S even pushing it.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 19, 2008 - 10:55am.

Oh girl BFF? ha ha

I bet he will be your BFF FO EVA! Ya cant change BFF over night now!

My friend lived behind him some years ago.... could see into his place from the terrace....messy and not nice to his lady friends is all im gonna say.
EDIT: WAIT DUDE! Is that really your ex?
Listen, we are out of coffee over here!
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Maybe Woody finally made ScarJo uncomfortable. He is creepy.

whoever mention that ScarHo was the new Marilyn is wrong ,I thoug the new Marilyn was Charlies theron not that Im a fan or anithing, Plus who did ScarHo think she is Penelope Cruz noooooooo, she should be happy that people cared about her because the Island sucked big time and she cant sing , if the Penelope and the other can share why she cant?!!!!! Ryan is to good for her

Here I am Okie! I had to help someone hatch a plan to break up a celebrity marriage. I hope you had a good weekend. ♥

I'm glad Sulu found love. Now he can experience marriage misery with the rest of us vets.

The only thing I like about ScarJo is her fab boobies. Otherwise, meh.

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 9:34am.
I don't know what the general consensus of ScarJo is here, but to me she's nothing more than a phenominal pair of tits. Her face is SO busted! Am I the only one who's sick of all these skanks like her and Lilo walking around in some haze of unfounded self-esteem believing that they are the "new Marilyn Monroe"? No one is going to be the fucking "new Marilyn Monroe", so quit trying!

and kizzy, these broads with their egoes through the roof think that they're so beautiful and great that they can do anything and everyone will love it (another good example of this is j. lo). so annoying.

as for heidi and spencer, i'm not surprised. karma will come to bite those two mental midgets in the ass one of these days.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 19, 2008 - 9:56am.

lol
I Always get those too mixed up!!!!
I read girl with a pearl earring,that was a good book.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 19, 2008 - 7:54am.

Scarlett wasn't in Monster. That was Christina Ricci and Charlize....

However, she was great in "Girl With A Pearl Earring" (No, NOT Pearl Necklace...lol)

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

LoLo,

Don't be talking about my ex like that!

I call him bff - bald fat fuck.

Funny true story:

He's flying home to mommy for xmas. I am packing his bag. He says "god I hope I don't get the seat next to the fat guy".

Before my brain engaged my mouth said "but honey, you are the fat guy"!

scar was good in Monster, but frankly, that's about it.
she's pretty enough, but one of the world's great beauties? not.

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Congrats to George Takei. I would do Zane, love him.

Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 10:34am

NO, you are not alone, I am with you on all that, and then some. Who lied to her and told her she can sing? Does she have any other work now that doesn't involve Woody Allen? I saw her PAINFUL action in "The Black Dahlia", and wondered WTF the fuss about her was.

I am also sick of hacks trying to re-create Marilyn. Never gonna happen.

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ParisSucks-

Seriously. Especially ScarJo. Her face is so hideous to me, I can see why she wouldn't want to share a makeup artist - they'd need to spend all their time on her fug mug to make it look decent. I remember her back in that movie with Thora Birch and Steve Buscemi, and I never would have thought she'd be regarded as a sex symbol one day. Her tits weren't as huge then.
I always loved Thora Birch and thought she was prettier and more talented than ScarJo.

Off topic: These detox pills are fucking KILLING me! I am scared to eat because I know there will be hell to pay if I do, and I seriously have peed 20 times this morning. It's RIDIC.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT