And The Charade Continues!
Tony Romo escorted Jessica Simpson to her sister's douche fiesta on Saturday night. Get this shit. Asshole and Pete's wedding reception had an Alice in Wonderland theme. Well, Jessica does make the perfect Tweedledum. Sources told People that Romo and Jessica were very "cozy" during the reception.
A source said, "They were very cozy and cute together. They were kissing and holding hands throughout the night. He was very sweet to her. They were very much a couple."
DUH! Of course they are going to be touching and fake kissing. Papa Joe wants to get his money's worth. You know Papa Joe sat and watched them the whole time to make sure Romo was not breaking their contract. Papa would have watched anyway though. He was looking forward to watching them all week. He cut a hole in his trouser pocket and everything. Easy access.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 10:23am.
It's going to suck for Asslee being 8 months pregnant and walking in on her husband giving head to some emo hipster boy with his skinny jeans around his ankles.
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Weeell, as long as they're not HER skinny jeans...
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From Perez:
The guest revealed, "Jessica did not look happy the entire night. She just wasn't her bubbly self. She was very subdued, and she and Tony barely interacted the entire night, except for some dancing at the end."
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
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Im not a Jessica Simpson fan, but i dont exactly hate her like i do most celebrities. But whenever i hear about her dating a new guy, whoever he is, i always think to myself "what is he THINKING?" and i dont know why. Eh.
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Alice in Wonderland theme?
"Off with their heads."
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
The foundation of this relationship is her treating him to oral sex. Thats all I can come up with.
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Jessie girl is poison.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
The girl is used to being treated like a dirty tissue. Why would she care if her pretend boy friend was out all weekend picking up other women? He's with her now right? Besides papajoe told her to smile and keep pretending.
What choice does she have?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
If Amle's hick ass is talking about Jessuca and Papa Joe, then I agree. Pappy sure does love his Jessuca, that "pastor" and shining example of the rancid "Christian" asswipes in red states just can't shut up about his daughter's jugs.
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Submitted by amle on May 19, 2008 - 11:06am.
I think their relationship is probably more or as real than all those gay marriages.
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you are the definition of sub monkey, not very smart
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Jessica Simpson needs to take a long vacation, far away, and find out who she is and what she wants. Then come back and tell pimp daddy to fuck off.
I think their relationship is probably more or as real than all those gay marriages.
Sheeps:
I don't think Vanessa is an upgrade from Jess either.
Laundry Room sex is fun....lol, so yeah, why not? Tony got stuffed, then stuffed Jess.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Well that looks awkward...Tony won't be taking the milk run, that's for sure.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 19, 2008 - 7:45am.
I bet Nick Lachey spent the weekend bronzing his divorce papers.
heeheehee. Though I'm not sure his current GF is a giant upgrade.
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She's not but you can bet for shit that he's thrilled to be the hell outta that family!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 19, 2008 - 7:47am.
Though they probably got drunk and fucked in the Laundry Room
That's what I'm saying: Free food, drink, and sex. Why not go?
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They look so happy and in Love, LoL
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 19, 2008 - 7:45am.
I bet Nick Lachey spent the weekend bronzing his divorce papers.
heeheehee. Though I'm not sure his current GF is a giant upgrade.
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Jessica probably BEGGED him to help her save face, just for a few days.
Though they probably got drunk and fucked in the Laundry Room, during the Reception.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
thanks for the acknowledgment, sheepsy.
I DO think, however, that she was listening to Papa Joe too much when she divorced.
AND she was so young to get married, AND the reality show.
I bet Nick Lachey spent the weekend bronzing his divorce papers.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by libby on May 19, 2008 - 7:37am.
If Jessica would only stop declaring her latest "everlasting" love in any magazine that will interview her, maybe she could keep a guy.
All very true.
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LMAO! Senor Simpson looks real thrilled to be there. I'm pretty sure Romo is contractually obligated to this wedding attendance. Then I don't think we'll be seeing him with Jess again. Anyway, his ass already belongs to Jerry Jones and the NFL.
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If she "accidently" gets knocked up by Romo, he's going to dump her preggo ass and hook up with a Victoria's Secret fembot, like that football player whatshisfacewhocares.
Ha!
Evidently she, Papa Joe and Mama flew to Cabo on Sunday for vacation - WITHOUT ROMO!
If Jessica would only stop declaring her latest "everlasting" love in any magazine that will interview her, maybe she could keep a guy.
I should know....that shit cares the bejesus out of guys...they weren't even dating like, what 4 months--and she tells "Glamour" that he will father her children?
she did exactly the same thing with John Mayer, and he dumped her mouthy ass.
I think Papa Joe warped Jess into thinking that any publicity is good publicity.....I don't necessarily think he himself is behind her relationship gaffes.
I feel sorry for her, really. She just wants love and family so badly, she can't be quiet and let it happen naturally. I've been guilty of that same sin myself a few times...
She still rocks. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
What an attention whore - making a comment about herself during the toast. How tacky to try and make her little sister's big day all about her. Romo better run fast while he has the chance.
I soooooooo hope she turns up pregnant.
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I can't believe she drinks coke
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"Jessica did, however, give a very emotional, off-the-cuff speech toast, saying that Pete and Ashlee's relationship "has inspired me to love again" and spoke very affectionately of her little sister."
Good God! What a tw*t. How classy to insert yourself in the toast. What an attention whore.
Submitted by Ma Nom on May 19, 2008 - 9:20am.
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The guests got a box that said "Eat Me"? That's pretty much how I feel about the whole affair.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 19, 2008 - 10:09am.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That picture was taken perfectly. The reflection of the house makes it look like she has a honkin' moustache!
I thought her tongue was sticking out or she was eating a ritz cracker. That reflection is beautiful!
Submitted by ricki lake on May 19, 2008 - 10:18am.
UGH. You just fuckin' KNOW the reception had an Alice in Wonderland theme just so Pete Wentz could wear a giant, cartoonish top hat. Douche.
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Their marriage will be Asshole in Wonderland themed, because Pete's asshole will certainly be entertaining a lot of peen for the duration of it. I would NEVER marry a bisexual guy - sorry, my vagina can't compete with penises and I just don't need that. It's going to suck for Asslee being 8 months pregnant and walking in on her husband giving head to some emo hipster boy with his skinny jeans around his ankles.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
what?
2 emo kids having an Alice in the Wonderland themed wedding party?
How original!
SNORE.
They were probably giving out Emily Strange gift bags.
this says otherwise!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080518/en_celeb_eo/b52db9334c62_40cf_a...
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UGH. You just fuckin' KNOW the reception had an Alice in Wonderland theme just so Pete Wentz could wear a giant, cartoonish top hat. Douche.
wow! they look soooooo happy!!! poor jessica. I wonder if she is trying to stay together with tony because she wants to or because papa joe is a cowboys fan.
more importantly: alice in wonderland theme?? what?? seriously?? I mean ... ok...
don't feel bad, I totally thought that was Brittney and her dad!!!!
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I thought that was Britney at first b/c of the Dumb look on her face!
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Papa would have watched anyway though. He was looking forward to watching them all week. He cut a hole in his trouser pocket and everything. Easy access.
That's just all kinds of wrong and all kinds of funny. :)
I have a very simple guy explanation: Jessica would do anything to keep Tony. Tony thinks, "Why not? More poon."
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My question is, where does Romo benefit from ANY of this sham? Is he gay and trying to convince the world he's not? Didn't he date Carrie Underwear too? I think he's bearding himself. Gays usually choose tacky blondes as their beards because they think that's what all straight guys like.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 19, 2008 - 10:09am.
LOL What you said!
Jessica looks like she has a mustache in that pic. Priceless!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That picture was taken perfectly. The reflection of the house makes it look like she has a honkin' moustache!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.