Gay Al Wants To Talk
I've decided to use a picture of Gay Al with fat Star, because fat Star is soooo much better than today's Star. I miss fat Star. Not really. So....Gay Al is ready to talk about his split from Star! He's looking to talk, but he wants to get paid. Full Disclosure is reporting that he's shopping around his first TV interview to the highest bidder.
A source said, "He has got to make a buck somehow. He's been looking for a six-figure deal for an interview where he dishes about being married to Star." Six-figures?! Are we talking money or dick size? And to think that I was going to offer him a Bel Ami video, a Barbie manicure set and some used anal beads.
Six-figures? He must have jizz in the brains. Besides, what else is there to tell? He likes juicy salchicha and Star is a lie-teller. We basically know everything.
Gay Al looks pretty hot here!
WOAH!
Star lied about her stomach surgery, her marriage was a publicity stunt, the divorce is a publicity stunt--what else? PP should study Star carefully to learn better how to spin gold out of pure nothingness.
Honestly i don't know why they're getting divorced; they where perfect for each other. they're both low class money whoring individuals.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Star looked better when she was fat. Now she looks like a drag queen.
I will buy Al's book, most definitely.
Yeah, I don't wanna hear from GayAl unless he admits he is in fact gay, and that Star and he had a marriage "deal" and he just couldn't hang anymore. Also I wanna know about her surgeries and the diva deluxe attitude, His, I mean.
Somewhere in New York, a producer is calling Al on Baba Wawa's behalf.
BW: "Some say youw mawwiage to Stah was weawee a sham..."
Fat Star was at least much less alien like. Hate to say it, but she really should pick up a cheeseburger or something to help fill out her loose skin
Ooooo Okie! Your avi is so HWAT!
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
ISMU.. Well there were some parts in the movie that i thought she did look like her, and in some clothes too. It creeped me out.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 19, 2008 - 9:09am.
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Really? I love Claire Forlani and never thought she looked much like AJ. She's married to the hotness that is Dougray Scott.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by MJF on May 19, 2008 - 6:43am.
Care for some prune juice?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
LOL YourMom.. I didn't think anyone would know what my Av was *snickers* YOUR naughty!! Tiger eating a hot dog!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 19, 2008 - 9:09am.
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Okie, that avvie! You naughty girl!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I also agree with the Breakdown. Unless his story is completely outrageous, no one cares. *praying that he has a juicy story*
Mmmmmm, salchicha.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
This is totally off topic. But i was watching Meet Joe Black for the first time this weekend. and it freaked me out.. B/c Brad Pitts love interest in the movie resembled Angelina Jolie so fucking much it was scary. Then I came up w/ the conclusion that he lusted after he after that b/c it was in 98.. Hmmm.. Chick has the same frame as Jolie too.. It was totally Creepy!!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
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I read that none of the big boys were willing to even pay a couple of hundred for this shit b/c it was already known their marriage was a fake and that any book $$$ was already arranged to be spilt in the pre-nup.
I also heard he was shopping the story to a few bloggers that would be able to afford his sad tale of marriage to the whale.
Star didnt think she would become so unpopular. She thought the skinny would make her deal solid but if backfired.
Thats just the shit i heard any way.
I'm surprised her prenup didn't have a confidentiality clause in it.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
I'm just curious about gay Al. Would love to hear him get all snarky and "girlfriend, please."
Could be a hell of a cat fight.
There's a special spot reserved for that photo on Satan's mantlepiece in the fiery depths of hell...much like Star, herself.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
It's okay Star, you just call Terry McMillan and she'll walk you through it.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
It just dawned on me...I've never heard him speak before. I wonder if he sounds like Beckham?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
This pic is scary.
Star is looking at me like I'm a muffin or something.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Submitted by TheBreakdown on May 19, 2008 - 8:45am.
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EXACTLY. He'll have to out himself to make it interesting. Other than that, nobody cares.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
"Handing MJF a Depend"
Well, I ain't saying I wouldn't watch this crap, however not six figures worth of crap, right/ and what's he going to say that doesn't incriminate his own self.
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Not a fan of his. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Well, I AM curious as to who was on top? Fat Starr or Skinny Starr? Who wore the strap on??
Are they getting seperate invitations to MiMi' Hello Kitty Target Wedding?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I care! I am not embarrassed to admit it, although I should be... but she RUINED the red carpets for me -- NOBODY does that shit to me.
I want to know the dirt on this bitch. She comes across as so lady-like with good manners but I want him to scrub the fake off and give me the dirt.
I bet 99.5% of the population could care less about this old slag, but *I* care!
*clenching butt cheeks crazy tight* *grimacing in pain* No.....must....hold....out....for 6 figures...
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Six figures?!
Until he harpoons her, skins her alive, and then takes a spin down the highway, no one is going to pay him that.
He should just come out and say he is gay and then maybe they'll pay.
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Submitted by MJF on May 19, 2008 - 8:43am.
Here'e five bucks.
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I am glad you woke up from your hang-over coma yesterday, MK!!! I heard about this a few days ago. I can NOT wait to hear what he has on this skank. Someone with a lot of $ better ante up -- because I am one of the few people that actually gives a shit.
I loathe Star Jones with a passion. She ruined the Red Carpet on E! damnit...... the red carpet --- yes, she ruined it for like 2 years. It was unacceptable!
Now, if someone ante's up enough $$$, will Big Gay Al come out of the closet and admit his marriage was a sham?
Some a-hole with tons of money needs to spread the wealth to us peons who want to get the dirt on her.
Keep working that offer, MK. I'm sure he didn't realize the anal beads were part of the deal!
BTW, I really need to go take a dump but I'm waiting for the highest bidder to make it worth my while.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Who the fuck cares about Star Jones?
she's falling off the radar months ago.
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