Mimi Wants To Get Married....AGAIN
One wedding is not enough for Mimi! MSNBC's The Scoop reports that Mimi is planning an over-the-top wedding to Nick Cannon in NYC. They are going to be divorced in a few months, so she might as well get a tacky party out of this marriage while she still can!
A source said, “It’s going to be held in New York City in the next six weeks. Picture a wedding on the scale of Liza Minnelli’s (to David Gest) and you’ll be on the right track." Liza Minnelli's wedding?! You mean the night is going to end with the groom groping one of the waiters and the bride having a slumber party with all of her gay best friends?
The source went on to say, “She wants over 2,000 guests and the budget will be well over $4 million and she’ll have at least 14 bridesmaids."
YES! Now this is what I'm talking about. Expect this shit to be like My Super Sweet 16 on CRACK. Those little dumb bitches don't have shit on Mimi. Mimi better be careful about who she uses as wedding planner. Most people don't understand her. She should really hire a group of 8-year-old girls as her wedding team. They know what Mimi likes, because it's probably what they like too.
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OMG is this really necessary??
What a waste of money.
But then again, she has so freaking much of it that she's bored and doesn't know how else to spend it.
UGH
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
A "real" Mariah wedding is going to be a cotton candy clusterfuck of epic proportions.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Nick Cannon is COMPLETELY over his head. Anyday now he's going to wake up and realize he's married to a total egomaniac. I mean, this is a woman who demands that hotel rooms be redesigned before she enters them...that is not a woman who is a people-pleaser (read: man pleaser).
'Da Brat' should look really good in pink satin.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
"$4 mil. and 2400 guests. That should really prove that our love is real!"
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
The look on Nick's face is priceless. "WTF have I gotten myself into." That's right Nick. Get ready for a Pepto Bismol pink extravaganza!
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
YES! The bigger the wedding, the bigger her meltdown once they file for divorce.
(Yes, I am evil...)
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)