Mimi Wants To Get Married....AGAIN
One wedding is not enough for Mimi! MSNBC's The Scoop reports that Mimi is planning an over-the-top wedding to Nick Cannon in NYC. They are going to be divorced in a few months, so she might as well get a tacky party out of this marriage while she still can!
A source said, “It’s going to be held in New York City in the next six weeks. Picture a wedding on the scale of Liza Minnelli’s (to David Gest) and you’ll be on the right track." Liza Minnelli's wedding?! You mean the night is going to end with the groom groping one of the waiters and the bride having a slumber party with all of her gay best friends?
The source went on to say, “She wants over 2,000 guests and the budget will be well over $4 million and she’ll have at least 14 bridesmaids."
YES! Now this is what I'm talking about. Expect this shit to be like My Super Sweet 16 on CRACK. Those little dumb bitches don't have shit on Mimi. Mimi better be careful about who she uses as wedding planner. Most people don't understand her. She should really hire a group of 8-year-old girls as her wedding team. They know what Mimi likes, because it's probably what they like too.
2 words...FUCKIN PATHETIC.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
I can't wait until the divorce when Nick takes Mimi to the cleaners! Oh lordy that's gonna be a hoot! To see this vapid, vain, clueless, plastic bitch get her just desserts is gonna be sweet. The narcissistic cow is gonna have a melt down when Nick gets his hands on her money.
I also can't wait until Nick writes a tell-all about his marriage to Mimi.
Mimi you are even dumber than I gave you credit for lol.
Nick looks alittle frightened. Perhaps the potion wore off already! Mimi is big into potions and such. She tried to use one on James Haven but he switched the drinks! She was walking on all fours and purring like a kitten! James Haven had to leave when she started licking herself!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Nick Cannon: What the hell did I just do? I married the craziest broad in the biggest sham of a marriage just to get a stupid Maserati. I coulda done some more bad movies. Now I gotta go to a Hello Kitty wedding. I don't even think 7 on Your Side can help me now.
Who knew that you could go from Nickelodeon to Mariah Carey's panties?
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ahh-just when I was finally impressed with her that she wasn't going to make a big deal out of not having a wedding-in true Mariah fashion she has to yuck it up. MK-let me know when that shindig is so I can stay away from the city.
Submitted by The C word on May 19, 2008 - 6:19am.
'Da Brat' should look really good in pink satin.
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My very thought. I think lots and lots of butterflies will be included. . .
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NICK- deer caught in the headlights, poor thing didn't know whhat hit him. by the time he wake sup it will be too late.he'll be another knick knack on the Hello Kitty shelf.
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he'll get half :)
I don't like when people do the one eyebrow lift in pictures. This is a great picture though. She is looking down seeing regret in her future and he looks like a kid ready to cash in.
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Oh dear.
This is sooooo not going to end well.
@The C Word-- Thank you for the link to the Hello Kitty Wedding, too funny.
How much do you want to bed Mimi wants the purple gown with pink bows all over it the Hello Kitty is wearing? I can't see her settling for the 'simple' pink and blue shown. (ha!)
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 6:58am.
This brings to mind the well-known Sheeps Theorem: The duration of the marriage is in inverse proportion to the lavishness of the wedding. (It's an example of trying too hard.)
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Excellent point.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
And yes, she's high as a kite on her own hype enough not to get a pre-nup, because in her mind she's still a nubile young teenage princess and men lust over her painted-on abs and tinkling crazy laugh. That's my Mimi!
Go, Mimi, GO! Dude will take half your shit and you'll have your second breakdown when reality hits you again for a split second, and I'll have a rich hearty laugh over your overrated Miss Piggy ass face.
Submitted by joanne on May 19, 2008 - 10:37am.
Dang. You may be on to some hot shit right there.
Im getting on the bat phone to see if there is a way i can do that. HA!
Maybe i can do a show like pimp my ride.
Pimp my funeral! I want hydro power on that pine box!
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Submitted by LoLo on May 19, 2008 - 9:57am.
You can start your own business, Lavish funerals for the rich and famous. They are stupid enough to fall for anything it seems.
OT Mimi doesn't live in the real world, does she.
Mimi, just don't go with the, Alice in Wonderland, theme-that one's been taken ! (these celebs have shit for brains, I swear)
Care Bears, too. She needs to work in a Care Bears scheme, somewhere!
Poor Nick. Yes, I pity him (and I'm a Mariah Carey Fan!).
This brings to mind the well-known Sheeps Theorem: The duration of the marriage is in inverse proportion to the lavishness of the wedding. (It's an example of trying too hard.)
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When i pass away i would like to have several lavish funerals in different cities around the world. AND i want a costume change at the intermission of each event.
I want there to be dancing poodles, kegs, and a mime doing scenes form what heaven would be like as well as hell because well with me... i just dont know where the big bitch in the sky is going to send me.
Still think she's missing out on the bitchass hotness that is Kerokerokeroppi.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Hello Kitty, Lisa Frank...she'd just better stay the hell away from the My Little Ponies! Bitch.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 19, 2008 - 9:33pm.
For God's sake, the bitch has been married before, she's pushing forty, is she going to walz down the aisle in a fluffy virgin white stripper gown? I hope the doves they release crap all over the place.
I wanna sneak in and feed the doves Ex-lax.
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AAAAH LMAO!
A shit-stained Mimi picture would make my day.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Submitted by The C word on May 19, 2008 - 9:45am.
That's why she needs a Lisa Frank wedding!!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Holy crap! It's already been done:
http://www.planethellokitty.com/hello-kitty-wedding
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Every time I see Mimi I can't help but sing Josh Ritter's "I'm trying hard to love you - you don't make it easy, babe!"
She needs to just quite while she's ahead, cos when Cannon cheats on her (and he will, cos he won't ever leave her) she'll be ass out - and it won't be pretty.
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Oh LAWD!!
Can't wait to see the pictures of this mess.
This shit is going to be BEYOND tacky.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
damn Nick is rockin' the MAD wonk!
Can the fibers of cotton candy be woven into a fabric suitable for wedding gowns?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
On another note, I'm totally going to create a bogus registry for them at Target online.
Ohh, Honey! Sweetie! I'll try and find them something on the clearance linens from Valentines Day! Some washclothes with HEARTS! And left over Hello Kitty Valentine Candy. Does Target ship? Do they have the address to Crazy Town?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Thanks DeeDee.
his face is what the fuck priceless.
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I'll chip in for that CTH. *handing you a twenty*
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butterflies everwhere!
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She should really hire a group of 8-year-old girls as her wedding team. They know what Mimi likes, because it's probably what they like too.
lawl! mk you so funny.
yippee!☺
If she is going to follow in Anderson's heels, she will need torpedo breasts, I wonder if she will go that far.
For God's sake, the bitch has been married before, she's pushing forty, is she going to walz down the aisle in a fluffy virgin white stripper gown? I hope the doves they release crap all over the place.
I wanna sneak in and feed the doves Ex-lax.
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MK hit the head on the nail. She so needs to hire a team of 8 year olds.
And look at Nick's face. He's already miserable! hahaha
Her wedding is being organised by Mattel. They're gonna basically take a Barbie wedding playset and scale it up to human size. Except the ho dress and shoes, they will keep those barbie-size so Mimi will fit into them
and Nick Cannon does a pretty good job of being Ken!
(Barbies always seem to have stripper heels like 10 inches high, seriously I still have my first ever Barbie doll and now I see she looks an awful lot like Shauna Sand with the clear heels and the face but I digress)
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
Did this dumb broad get a pre-nup or what? This is OBVIOUSLY for publicity on both their parts... So, pre-nup?
and if you were placing bets in Vegas how long would you give these two assholes until they divorce?
My bid is 4 months! 3 1/2 months of non-stop publicity before Nick Cannon gets tired of bitchy ass Mariah and starts finding other honeys on the side. 2 days before Mariah's security finds out about it... 2 days until Mariah asks for a divorce, but then -- let me do the damn math -- 10 more days until it is publicized.
Yeah something like that.
Okay, after doing the math I figure she's still going to come out ahead. 2,000 guests give gifts of astonishing value (some of which she'll return 'cuz she's rude that way). I'm sure there will be product placement and endorsements from companies like Fredericks of Hollywood. And finally, she'll hold out for the multi-million "exclusive photo" package from People magazine. This wedding will pay for itself. F'n celebs. It's not fair!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Chimp on May 19, 2008 - 9:23am.
I am hoping to see a 20 Ft high Hello Kitty Cake covered in edible gold foil
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LMAO! You know she won't disappoint us.
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
I just hope she got a pre-nup.
He should knock her up before she comes to her senses and trap her, K-Fed style!
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Submitted by MJF on May 19, 2008 - 9:21am.
Does she get another bajillion-carat diamond ring out of the deal?
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Didn't Nick Cannon just give her the ring he used to propose to that Victoria's Secret model with? It looks EXACTLY the same! Apparently he has asked a few celebs to marry him before he ever asked Mimi.
I don't care though, I need to see their huge Lisa Frank wedding happen!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 19, 2008 - 9:19pm.
"Nick Cannon is COMPLETELY over his head"
Bahahahahahahaaa! That's what you get for cutting the line in front of me Nickyboy!
--thanks awfully--
I've never been so positive that a marriage won't last. Well, this one and my first one.
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She's going to milk this wedding publicity stunt for all she can. Never have liked this flat faced egomaniac, although I will admit she can sing.
I am hoping to see a 20 Ft high Hello Kitty Cake covered in edible gold foil.
I think that she just had the so-called "secret nuptials" just to stir press (thinking that she'd get at least a week's worth of all the "did they or didn't they" press coverage that Beyonce and Jay-Z got). When she didn't get the response that she was hoping to get, she decided to throw a big, ghetto-fabulous, Hello Kitty-colored extravaganza, figuring that there is NO WAY that the media will let this slip be without being a MAJOR DEAL.
So long as she's as tacky, ridiculously gawdy, and over-the-top as I am expecting her to be; I have no complaints about the matter.
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
Does she get another bajillion-carat diamond ring out of the deal?
On another note, I'm totally going to create a bogus registry for them at Target online.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
OMG! I hope Mimi has a has a Lisa Frank themed wedding!!! Hello Kitty is so fucking played out. Her dress should be purple with a hot pink airbrushed leopard on it and a huge ass moon in the background!
She could give out Trapper Keepers and pencil-topper erasers as wedding gifts.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT