Sunday, May 18th 2008

Flowers For Wino

Today is Wino and Blaaaake's first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago today that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaaake's in the chokey and Wino's skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. What a difference a year makes.

Wino received a ton of flowers on her doorstep this morning from fans and other bitches wishing her a Happy Anniversary. There's no way Blaaake sent her those flowers. He wanted to, but he used the money to buy rocks instead.

You know she smoked those flowers. Hell, at least it's natural. Note to Wino fans and friends: Don't send her ass flowers! Send her Ajax, Purell, steel wool, peroxide and a gift certificate to Merry Maids. She needs to be washed down Joan Crawford-style.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


riverchic's picture

Those roses in the main pic are beautiful - her skanky ass isn't worthy of them. Whoever sent that should of just sent her a tumbleweed instead...
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Mr. President's picture

Someone messed up and sent the flowers for her funeral a little early. The Amy Winehouse funeral is NEXT week.

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Raven's picture

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 6:22pm.

Look of surprise? She probably saw all the flowers and thought she died and nobody told her
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

excellent!

Aubrey04's picture

Why would people spend their money to celebrate Wino and Blake Incarcerated's anniversary? That's retarded. Maybe Petey Doherty send them to her or maybe she sent them to herself to get a photo op.

Mrs_Doherty's picture

I love you Amy- Happy Anniversary Sweetheart- Hope you had a great day XXX

RJII's picture

Is that a lesion on her face?

Sock-Monkey's picture

Look of surprise? She probably saw all the flowers and thought she died and nobody told her. Poor thing looks like a walking corpse.

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chris1984's picture

http://www.intimatemingle.com

They are the cutest couple! I saw this photo on --Intimatemingle.com--. It's a dating site for blacks, African American, interracial singles. Not sure who posted it there.

Sayonara's picture

Oh I see the one toof-a-sis.

toot toot...hey...beep beep!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Mazel Tov, Aimala.
MUAH, we ♥ you.
But that Blake, oy, he's such a schmendrick!

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

She still has fans?

TheBreakdown's picture

Does she ever take that fuckin' makeup off or is it terminally tattooed to her as well?!

She needs a mighty dip in Skank-Be-Gone

www.myspace.com/triston

Raven's picture

after seeing the pictures of her cavorting in the woods this past week ... i have nothing to say about this mess.

Sayonara's picture

I can't bring myself to read about her or look at the horrible photos. This woman needs to get herself together.

toot toot...hey...beep beep!

parissucksliterally's picture

In the main picture, it looks like Wino only has one tooth.

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