Flowers For Wino
Today is Wino and Blaaaake's first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago today that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaaake's in the chokey and Wino's skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. What a difference a year makes.
Wino received a ton of flowers on her doorstep this morning from fans and other bitches wishing her a Happy Anniversary. There's no way Blaaake sent her those flowers. He wanted to, but he used the money to buy rocks instead.
You know she smoked those flowers. Hell, at least it's natural. Note to Wino fans and friends: Don't send her ass flowers! Send her Ajax, Purell, steel wool, peroxide and a gift certificate to Merry Maids. She needs to be washed down Joan Crawford-style.
Wenn
ShareThis
Submitted by Farrah on May 18, 2008 - 10:18pm.
That king Salomon was some helpless romantic, wasn't he?.. shhh..so am i..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was curious. And when I'm curious...I look it up or ask someone. That was really sweet. And I can see that you are a helpless romantic. If the circumstances were different, I would be, too. I have my moments, though. *wink*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on May 18, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Farrah, my sweet girl. I looked up your sig. I love it. It touched my heart.
..I Am My Beloved's, And My Beloved Is Mine..
-----------------------------------------
That king Salomon was some helpless romantic, wasn't he?.. shhh..so am i..
@PSL: i'm glad to hear that! i was worried you were allergic!
*******************************************
ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
I guess we find out soon if Blaaaaaaaaaaaaake Incarcerated is going to stay in the pokey for a long time, eh?
I don't know who is a worse influence on Amy: Petey Dreamboat or Blake Incarcerated?
Even her beehive is withering away. She must need to re-up.
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Hey Farrah, bee sting is finally going away and doesn't itch anymore......whew.
TV....poppies would have been a GREAT choice for Amy!
*************************************************
“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Farrah on May 18, 2008 - 10:01pm.
ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Farrah, my sweet girl. I looked up your sig. I love it. It touched my heart.
..I Am My Beloved's, And My Beloved Is Mine..
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
They should've sent poppies so she could refine them into Heroin.
***********************************************
My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Ok, I just clicked the close up face shot(lowest left)and***gag***. Scary.
Send me dead flowers at my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave
---------------------------------------
Submitted by beephonkbeep on May 18, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Please don't tell me it's Steeeeeveen! in your avie. He scares me, but his mom... she gets her Jean Naté on..
on topic: happy anniversary Blaaaaake "incarcirated" i'm sure he'll find a way to celebrate..
*******************************************
ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
she always reminds me of a homeless goat.
btw... can someone please explain why her skin is bad? is that the result of doing drugs? sorry i am clueless about that kind of thing...
is there a day she goes out of the house without that eyeliner? anyway, happy anniversary to amy and blaaake incarcerated. many more? wait a minute . . .
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Oh, that's not true love?
Hi Farrah!
------------------------
hi girl! how's the foot?
and on topic: i would have left her a basket with soap, shampoo, brillo pads, bleach, rat poison, Raid, etc. That's what i call a care package.
*******************************************
ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Amy has had at least three dalliances in the past five months and Blake is making googley eyes at a young blonde in the gallery, yet they're going to renew their wedding vows? Isn't that blind and wishful thinking?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, that's not true love?
Hi Farrah!
*************************************************
“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
I want to cry when I see her. At least she is living the way she wants to.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 18, 2008 - 9:26pm.
I think that some sympathetic person just assumed she would be dead by now and sent a funeral flower spray in error.
Hey, I've predicted her death twice now and been wrong, so I'm not surprised.
I'm sure Courntney Love will be dead by year's end, though.
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
Hey Sheeps, thanks for the sex education seminars that you and Nitty have sent me.
OT>Amy needs some Alexyss Tylor to keep from being dickmatized by Blake and Petey.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Isn't that blind and wishful thinking?
funny, i've never heard of dope goggles
-----------------------------
"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
when refering to anything wino or petey d, the tag should read "gross"...
_____________________________________________
that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 18, 2008 - 9:19pm.
@Socky, you are one funny little monkey, LOL! She is prepping for the MortuaryBLues...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi! Deb! *sock monkey hug & smooch* Those flowers just wilted the minute she picked them up. lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Amy has had at least three dalliances in the past five months and Blake is making googley eyes at a young blonde in the gallery, yet they're going to renew their wedding vows? Isn't that blind and wishful thinking?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
I think that some sympathetic person just assumed she would be dead by now and sent a funeral flower spray in error.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 18, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 18, 2008 - 9:11pm.
always the soothsayer, you are... can you help me with a little lottery question i have?
*************************************************
Yeah, mista Sranga Eye, you not a gonna win dis lottery now. No, not in cards, but future lottery in cards....10 dollah for readin' please....
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
awww, how sweet of her dealer. The note probably said "thank you for the best year of my life"
poor bitch probably doesn't even know what's the date. Or month. Or year...
*******************************************
ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Submitted by ESE on May 18, 2008 - 9:10pm.
yeah, like Blake OR Wino know of the existence of soap!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh! Blake doesn't know its REAL use. It just comes in handy while doing the "pokey" in the chokey. I'm sure he's grateful for the distraction of the bubbles...and the screaming is kept down to a minimum. *shrug*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
@Socky, you are one funny little monkey, LOL! She is prepping for the MortuaryBLues...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 18, 2008 - 9:11pm.
always the soothsayer, you are... can you help me with a little lottery question i have?
-----------------------------
"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Dunno why, but I find that pic awfully funny.
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
Wino is just ahead of her time. I mean, some time in the future we are all gonna have rats living in our weaves, advanced periodontal disease, meth face, distended starvation belly with maggots feeding on the belly button filth, and bloody ballerina slippers whilst wearing that latest in bikini tops and moldy stank jean shorts....You'll see....It'll be all the rage....
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
http://www.intimatemingle.com
they are the cutest couple! I saw this photo on **intimatemingle.com**. It's a dating site for blacks, African American, interracial singles. Not sure who posted it there.
On the bright side: They've gotten more done in a year than most couples have.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 9:06pm.
yeah, like Blake OR Wino know of the existence of soap!
-----------------------------
"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 18, 2008 - 6:03pm.
and Blake celebrated this momentous occasion in prison by... well, you know
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Getting poked in the arse?
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by ESE on May 18, 2008 - 9:03pm.
and Blake celebrated this momentous occasion in prison by... well, you know
~~~~~~~~~~~~
uh...blowing soap bubbles?..cause you know he had to bite down on something while they...well, you know..helped him...you know...celebrate.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 8:56pm.
You were being effortlessly funny again. No more pouting. Pure Essentials dryer sheet?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*grabbing sheet* *deep sniff* mmmmmm...white lilacs! Niiiice! *sock monkey hug & smooch* Thank you, Sheeps!
ON T: Anybody else notice how quickly the roses wilted once they were pinned on Amy's person? The breath of drugs & death.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
and Blake celebrated this momentous occasion in prison by... well, you know
-----------------------------
"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 5:51pm.
You were being effortlessly funny again. No more pouting. Pure Essentials dryer sheet?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Flores, flores para los muertos.
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
Submitted by WTF on May 18, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Keith Richards still walks the earth, so anything is possible.
*************************************************
“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 5:44pm.
See?? You're doing it again?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What?! *pouting* I'm just asking you a question...
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
YES!!!! It's the beloved ballet slippers! What a stunner!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 5:44pm.
See?? You're doing it again?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
That is a great photo.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 5:22pm.
She probably saw all the flowers and thought she died and nobody told her.
You're the funniest sock monkey I know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Am I the only sock monkey you know? lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
..is her belly enlarged from eating all by herself her 1 year anniversary top of her and her sweetie-wedding cake or is that just her enlarged liver.....don't tell me, let me guess.......liver???...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 5:22pm.
She probably saw all the flowers and thought she died and nobody told her.
You're the funniest sock monkey I know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Anyone think she'll still be alive this time next year?
Does anyone think those sores could be from mold or something?
I know some chick who has similar sores on her face.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
"The royal penis is clean,Your Highness."
I was going to say that her face looks cleared up but then I clicked on the last thumbnail...ew...
That big crusty/scabby thing by her nose is vomit inducing.
You know they've already lined up the next crackhead they'll push in front of a mike and an army of producers when this scarecrow bites it.
she said 3 dozen DOSES... not 3 dozen ROSES!!
-----------------------------
"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"