Sunday, May 18th 2008

A Video Of Angelina Jolie NOT Smoking Heroin

Last month, it was rumored that a video of Angelina Jolie smoking heroin was up for sale and looking for a buyer. The dude selling it reportedly wanted $70,000. The tape was made sometime in the 90s.

Today, The Sun posted a video of Angie Jo from 1999 and she's not smoking heroin in the video. Actually, she's not doing any drugs in the video. She's talking to a few people and one woman next to her is smoking heroin. SHOCKING! Are you kidding me? Please tell me this is not the video everyone was talking about. This is fucked. This shit is the equivalent of a video of her eating Cocoa Puffs. Mmm....Cocoa Puffs.

I am so disappointed. This is like when you take a hot dude home for sexay times and then you find out he's only working with 4-inches.

In the video, she does talk about how she tried to kill a snake once. She also had a hamster that died, because she dyed it blue. Again, SHOCKING! Wait, her hamster died? She's no longer a Saint. Take away her halo.

Visit The Sun to see the video


Posted by: Michael K


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Oh look, MK changed the photo to a pic of her real nose. What a difference a nosejob makes. & you thought she was as pretty as Grace Kelly. Sorry, Grace did not have this big sized face & head. Either did Liz Taylor.

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She explains stuff to people on websites? I thought she couldn't even turn on a computer.

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Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 19, 2008 - 8:40am.

Is that a Singer sewing machine towards the end of this clip?
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BORING.

I call coke babble, as well. I've seen enough cokeheads babble and she looks and sounds all too familiar.

Never done heroin, so I can't comment on whether or not that would make you babble ridiculous profundities. I say coke is it.

Okay, so she's not actually seen smoking BUT she is obviously totally HIGH in this video... look at her slow and deliberate movements..... Completely drugged out, plus are you going to try and say "oh she just hangs around with people that smoke heroin but she doesn't"... besides she's admitted she was a former drug user!! Saint she is NOT and never has been nor ever will be!!! She's just an over-rated genetically gifted ho bag home wrecker!!! Yes I said it, she's a home wrecker and a hypocrite!!!!

She makes me want to vomit even more than Paris Hilton does... at least Paris doesn't pretend to be more than she is, a vacuum headed cum dumpster...

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Clear cut case of COKE HEAD BABBLE.
Nothing more fucking annoying than being in a room with coke heads talking AT each other thinking they're having a conversation. And they all think they're being so profound. Deep thoughts. And at the time (if you're fucked up) it might just sound profound but then you realize no, it's just babble.

Is that a Singer sewing machine towards the end of this clip?

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Submitted by mirror-mirror-o... on May 19, 2008 - 11:02am.

The adoption things bothers me. So do her veins.

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Submitted by c.anne on May 19, 2008 - 6:31am.
"She may be smoking heroin, but she's done something else as well. You don't babble like that as a result of doing heroin."

heroin doesn't make everyone pass straight the fuck out...i used to shoot dope and i could talk you ear off after a good hit.

that being said, i can't believe i watched this boring mess to the end. i am intrigued by whatever those contraptions are in the room she's in, though.

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bitch is on something

she's touching her lips the entire time.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 9:35am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 19, 2008 - 7:10am.
at least 99% of them still want to get in your pants, even when there's really no sign of it.

heehee. And?

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Hold up, this bitch can't even keep a fucking HAMSTER alive, and now she's got kids?? No wonder Zahara kicks everybody's ass...

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What's the big fucking deal ? She has already admitted that she used to have a heroin problem...

Well, they may not have shown her doing any drugs, but she is obviously on something. The way she's talking and rambling about her feelings and views is so like someone who's just done several lines or something. So reminds me of my mid twenties when people would sit around partying and talking about the same shit and looking the same as she looks (look at her eyes). And I also get the feeling these were not "real" friends of hers, but druggie friends, because the way she's looking and talking at the woman she's talking to just screams drug (fake) intimacy to me. I can't explain it very well.

Not shocking. But watching this makes me feel kind of dirty and so glad I don't associate with people like that anymore or have nights like that anymore where you just spilled your guts to some new "friend" because the drugs made you feel all emotional and profound. She probably feels the same.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 19, 2008 - 7:10am.
at least 99% of them still want to get in your pants, even when there's really no sign of it.

heehee. And?
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You're right. I meant the guys who don't make it obvious or known that they want to eff you. Cause they all do - unless they're gay.

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 8:17am.
I think guys are much better friends, especially ones that don't necessarily want to get in your pants.

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To interject for a minute, I agree that guys are better friends, but I've put a lot of faith over the years in the idea that at least 99% of them still want to get in your pants, even when there's really no sign of it.

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She does look like a heroin junkie in it, though. The undereye circles are hot.

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 8:50am.

Postive thoughts sent your way.

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Yeah, I could have told her my head was on fire and she'd be like "So, I broke a nail yesterday and I had to study for a German test!".

She was always overextending herself and then would bitch to me about her schedule like it was my fault. I think guys are much better friends, especially ones that don't necessarily want to get in your pants.

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 7:50am.

A year ago when I told her in a panic I just was in the hospital and found out I had a miscarriage, not even knowing I was knocked up, she kind of laughed and changed the subject to some BS about her boyfriend! That was fucking IT. Haven't spoken to her since.

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OMG! I am so sorry to hear that! What an awful fucking friend!!!!

I have an ex-friend who was kinda like that too. She was chronically depressed/always had drama going on in her life and all she ever wanted to do was complain...so, being a good friend, I would usually listen and offer words of encouragement or advice when I could. But if I ever had an urge to talk to her about something I was dealing with (maybe just to vent or maybe to get her take on things), she would say stuff like, "Oh you think THAT'S bad? Wait until you hear this..." and then totally go into a story to try to top whatever it was I just told her...
After a while, I just quit answering her phone calls.

Sorry to hear about your miscarriage, though. That can be tough.
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Submitted by von3248 on May 19, 2008 - 8:45am.
Damn. She is fucking self-absorbed. I hate talking to people who don't really engage in the conversation...they just wait for their turn to talk.

My ex-best female friend was like that. I had to cut the cord. I would do her favors CONSTANTLY, like drive her two hours to the airport at the drop of a hat and bullshit like that, yet when I talked to her it was like she went blank inside and was thinking about what she wanted to say next. Naturally her response to whatever I said would have nothing to do with anything I said, just droll bullshit she needed to whine about that very second.
A year ago when I told her in a panic I just was in the hospital and found out I had a miscarriage, not even knowing I was knocked up, she kind of laughed and changed the subject to some BS about her boyfriend! That was fucking IT. Haven't spoken to her since.

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LMAO, it sounds like Bill Mohr is interviewing her.
Boring video.
But Angelina is still gorgeous. :)

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Damn. She is fucking self-absorbed. I hate talking to people who don't really engage in the conversation...they just wait for their turn to talk.

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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 19, 2008 - 4:01am.
I'm being chased by chubbies!

I'm sure this avie & my comments will result in me being harassed & chased by a large-sized woman who regularly posts on here. Why do the fat bitches always go out of their way to bother me? Oh nevermind, I know. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...
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WTF are you talking about?
Your "avie" looks like a picture of Brit smoking a cigarette - I'm sure no one gives a fuck about it.

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It's not a shock, surprise, or relvelation that Injectalina did heroin in this video. She's higher than a fucking kite. I feel like she still does it, especially with her veins being how they are. There's also been a lot of blind items and general rumors about her persistent use of heroin. Given the fact that her whole life is about HERSELF, it wouldn not shock me if she stays clean most of the time, but once or twice a month gives the kids to nannies for a few days and binges out on H. That's a good way to die, too, is to stay clean and then binge.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Is the tape really made in the late '90's? Because on another board they say it was really made two years before she got Maddox, and that she went on Conan O'Brien shortly after this tape was shot. Does that make sense?

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it does make sense. Apparently this video was shot in 1999 - I'm almost positive she adopted Maddox in 2001. Maddox is 6 going on 7 this year (2008), so there's the math.

Don't fucking tell me she's not hitting the pipe! You can hear her inhaling while she's still talking and that's when the camera is off her!! What the hell is she doing in some crack den talking about S&M? What is the point of this supposed visit? Her conversation is completely out there - was she high before she got there? She's in a haze. What a sin, there are so many wonderful couples in the world that can't have children and this former heroin junky can buy 3 kids without undergoing any psychological testing! I feel so bad for the people that are more worthy of raising a child but can't and yet this imbecile and her live in boyfriend have no problem buying children.

Is the tape really made in the late '90's? Because on another board they say it was really made two years before she got Maddox, and that she went on Conan O'Brien shortly after this tape was shot. Does that make sense?

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Between the obsessive lip touching and the annoying, ill-expressed subject matter, little Miss Jolie shows herself to be a shallow babbler. After her surgeries, she became a sex goddess to many. But her best role was the crazy, self-absorbed person in Girl Interrupted.

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Submitted by Devore on May 19, 2008 - 12:34am.
dont get the ri reference, nitwitty.
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"She may be smoking heroin, but she's done something else as well. You don't babble like that as a result of doing heroin."

heroin doesn't make everyone pass straight the fuck out...i used to shoot dope and i could talk you ear off after a good hit.

that being said, i can't believe i watched this boring mess to the end. i am intrigued by whatever those contraptions are in the room she's in, though.

Submitted by Aphid on May 19, 2008 - 12:50am.

OH PLEASE! She totally chased the dragon right before this video starts, look at her! Pfft!
If I were being videotaped, I wouldn't sit there non-chalantly talking while someone smoked heroin next to me, unless I was high myself.
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I agree. Angelina does look high.

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MM2--

I totally agree with you.

Gawd, does she EVER not talk about how "hardcore" she is because she's into S&M. So fucking self-involved.

Chimp -

I think the "haters" know as much about AJ as they do about Britney and TommyGirl. It's b/c they're in the frickin' tabloids ALL the time and they're trainwrecks.

She's so fucking boring now, all she needs are MOM JEANS and flip-flops.

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Remember someone mentioned how funny it is that they don't ever seem to have pets around? Now we know why. LOL.

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Woohoo!

High as a fucking kite!

Great she has kicked the self-destructive habit. Good for her!
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I'm being chased by chubbies!

I'm sure this avie & my comments will result in me being harassed & chased by a large-sized woman who regularly posts on here. Why do the fat bitches always go out of their way to bother me? Oh nevermind, I know. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...

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dont get the ri reference, nitwitty.

She is talking about how she likes S & M sex and how she needs to explain to people how she lifes it.

She really tries to pretend to be a Bad girl and maintain that image to get attention.

So now "collecting" children and flying constantly is her "new" thing to get attention.

It's the same problem with a different posture.

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That's not a 23 yr old. It's late 20's. Well, she was good in like 2 movies otherwise she is not talented. She's boring & insecure from a broken home. She has Brad Pitt eating out of her hand. You can see the crazy thrilled eyes when they are out together. She loves it. She has the guy most women would love to be with. Some people don't see her for what she really is. Wow, they must be SOME people.

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OH PLEASE! She totally chased the dragon right before this video starts, look at her! Pfft!
If I were being videotaped, I wouldn't sit there non-chalantly talking while someone smoked heroin next to me, unless I was high myself.

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Girl was only 23--so I have to cut her some slack. I don't know of many bright 23 years olds. these days either.

Submitted by NitWitty on May 18, 2008 - 9:20pm.

Or IHOP.

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@ Devore! Thanks, I like to consider them Heather's homage to Rhode Island.

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sausage patty nipples are hilarious.

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boring druggie talk.

BORING.

DRUGS=BORING

why are the other folks'faces blocked in this old ass vid?

hardly seems fair.

u know this is from the 90s because s and m culture was ever so fashionable back then

every frumpy, washed out midwestern type was into that scene.

BORING.

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Holy hell..she's like every partier's worst nighmare. She's the girl that's in mid-sentence when you look at her and say, "Dude, the fucking library's two blocks down." Then wander off in search of the guy who's holding a lighter to his ass while he farts.

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God no wonder she has tried to work hard to change her image.

No one with any sense of self would want to be that kind of a drugged up loser for life. Oh wait we have Amy Winehouse and Pete whats his name. I don't see them becoming wannabe saints any time soon and god help us if they ever have kids lol (not counting Pete..).

Good on you Angelina for getting off the drugs...

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Umm...excuse me....Is it normal to sit next to someone doing Heroine and just keep talking like nothing is happening?

Not that I give a shit either way but damn it's not like the chick was just smoking a cig or eating a ham sandwich.

The way she's rubbing her lips at the beginning I wouldn't be surprised if she just finished her turn.

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Word drool. Verbal diarrhea.
She smoked, snorted, inhaled, injected something.

She's a poseur pansy ass.
Didn't her and Jenny Isuzu make a sex video or something?
I imagine this is what she is still like and how she talks to the Brad.

Skeletina: "You know Chad, i ran over a turtle once on purpose and made earrings from it's broken shell"

Brad: *heavy exhausted sigh*, "Yes, i know, Zee used them fuck with Pax' bike wheels again and it's Brad not Chad."

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Submitted by riverchic on May 18, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Alright, peeps. I'm outta here. G'night!!!!
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