Sunday, May 18th 2008
She Needs Super Glue
Who the fuck did this to Salma Hayek?! Her personal fake eyelash applier must be executed! This is not acceptable. It's also not acceptable that Salma kept her chichis to herself. Salma has the greatest chichis in the business and she must show them off. A falling lash and covered up chichis. I'm disappointed! Penny Cruz would not be pleased.
Salma attended the Cannes premiere of "Indiana Jones and the Battle for the Last Cialis Pill" tonight. Harrison Ford brought his mummy to the premiere. Oh, silly me. That's Calista Flockhart. The bitch looks so frail. She needs an Ensure. I've also thrown in some Cate Blanchett. Perfect as usual. Boooring.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 18, 2008 - 3:53pm
Comme tu sais deja, je suis toujours correct.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 7:01pm
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I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about it, after I saw it. It was mesmerizing.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Aphid & Joe, thanks.
I, um, forgot.
They say short-term memory is the first to go.
Notes on a Scandal--LURVED THAT MOVIE. The book is excellent as well. Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench together again for the first time. Filmic orgasm y'all.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Aphid you are such a pin up queen. You go!!!
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Did Cate have her baby? Did I not get the annoucement?
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Yeah a few months ago, she named him Ignatius.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 6:54pm
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Hey Mrs K! Yes she did have her baby - a little boy called Ignatius.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 18, 2008 - 6:27pm.
cate blanchette is perfection.
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She is. I just watched "Notes on a Scandal" the other night and I hadn't realized how frickin' gorgeous she is. The camera just eats her up.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Did Cate have her baby? Did I not get the annoucement?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 6:45pm.
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Hahaha, I clicked on this comment to see who would come up with the term "bosomally challenged". I should have known! hahaha
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by mike on May 18, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I guess I'm not supposed to, but I've never understood how one could wear false eyelashes. Aren't the eyes/eyelids especially sensitive?
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Yeah but you get used to it, after a few times.
The hard part is getting used to the weight on your eyelids.
"Harrison Ford brought his mummy to the premiere."
Hahahahaha! Too true! She needs a vitamin and a hamburger. LOL
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Submitted by mike on May 18, 2008 - 6:38pm.
I guess I'm not supposed to, but I've never understood how one could wear false eyelashes. Aren't the eyes/eyelids especially sensitive?
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I don't wear them.
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
Salma's dress is beautiful.
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
Calista is bosomally challenged, especially on the same red carpet as goddess Salma. And that is a particularly spontaneous kiss with the old guy.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
poor salma! she's still gorgeous, though. i would never wear fake eyelashes. never have and never will. the farthest i'll go is that mascara that you can layer and gives the illusion of longer lashes.
Phoebe Price didn't volunteer to do Salma's make up for her, did she?
lol that is why I do not wear a lot of make up.
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I guess I'm not supposed to, but I've never understood how one could wear false eyelashes. Aren't the eyes/eyelids especially sensitive?
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
OMG Salma was fucking hot in Dogma as Serendipity..
HaHa! Poor Salma.
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
cate blanchette is perfection.
and poor salma. pregnancy seems to have stolen her hotness. then again it may be that she knows her 'fiance' is the father to linda evangelista's kid as well.
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